The first class on the morning of the second day was a class that Jay Chou wanted to skip class but didn't dare to skip class - Na Yuan's cultural class.

Looking at the eyes that the girl glanced at from time to time at that time, Jay Chou knew that he was more than lucky.

So, Zhou Jielun took the corresponding measure - pretending to be a good student.

However, no matter how Jay Chou raised his head and chest, he didn't squint, but he was still dangling on the tightrope.

The person who was remembered by the tigress can only sigh that his life is miserable.

"Today, I will tell you how to write an essay. ”

The girl slapped the chalk ash off her hand and walked from the desk to the student table below.

When passing by Liu Yu's desk, the girl flipped through Liu Yu's lecture notes.

"Well, it's pretty comprehensive! There won't be any stars this time, right?"

Liu Yu shuddered: "Teacher, how can you ...... the stars?"

However, the girl waved her hand to interrupt Liu Yu's words and strolled to Jay Chou's table.

"Jay Chou," the girl shouted.

Zhou Jielun's body trembled and hurriedly stood up.

The girl looked at Jay Chou who was standing straight and said, "Why are you standing so straight today? I remember that in the past, you would always stand half-crooked." ”

Zhou Jielun scolded in his heart: "Stinky mother-in-law, I didn't know that you were going to fix me, so I stood up for the rules, so as not to be caught by you." ”

But Zhou Jielun said in his mouth: "Teacher, as soon as I saw you coming, my waist was no longer sore, and my back was not bent, just like taking a big tonic pill, and my whole body was full of strength." ”

The girl was disappointed, and she couldn't find a bone in the egg.

Then pick the egg whites from the bones.

Xiaodi, thinking that if you don't make a mistake, I can't do anything about you?

I'm the referee, it's up to me to decide whether to commit a foul or not.

I don't believe you can take a hard class? Oh, it's a straight class.

That girl has already figured out how to embarrass Jay Chou.

"Next, I will test your creative ability on the spot. ”

The girl wrote on the black board:

composition (to include nobility and love),

It must be presented in one sentence completely.

The students in the audience are all thinking and conceiving hard.

This topic is broad and narrow, and it is very difficult to summarize in one sentence.

Seeing that no one in the audience raised their hands, the girl had the expression of a weasel stealing a chick.

"Jay Chou!"

"Here!"

"You come up on stage and write the answer. If you can't answer, you don't have to go out, and you can demonstrate the 'Golden Rooster Independence' directly in front of the stage. ”

Zhou Jielun snorted a few times in his heart, he knew that you were going to deal with me.

I'm not the original Jay Chou who is both civil and military.

I am now Zhou Jielun, who is both civil and military.

Jay Chou came to the stage unhurriedly, picked up the chalk, and wrote five big characters on the black board.

"Hahaha!"

"Hee-hee-hee!"

There was laughter in the audience.

Because Jay Chou wrote five big words:

"The princess is pregnant. ”

The girl was so angry that her face turned blue.

Because the girl's name is Princess.

But Jay Chou was not wrong, he answered according to the question.

The princess is a nobleman and is pregnant, definitely because of love.

Na Jiao was naturally very angry, and hurriedly said that it was too simple, and asked Jay Chou to add sci-fi elements.

Jay Chou thought about it for a minute, then picked up the chalk and wrote a row of words under "The princess is pregnant".

The typewriting on the black board reads:

"The princess is pregnant.

The princess of Aquarius is pregnant. ”

"It's still easy. The girl said unhappily.

"Ask the teacher to do the question. Jay Chou still looked respectful.

"Add the suspense factor!" the girl finally came up with a good topic.

Small, fight with me, I'll fight you to be transgendered.

Zhou Jielun put his hands behind his back and circled the class.

When returning to the stage, Jay Chou saw the woman pointing to the front of the stage.

"Teacher, do you have a whip in your hand? Do you want us to call a doctor for you? Jay Chou said with a concerned look.

The girl waved the ring ruler and almost hit Jay Chou.

"Thou hast thou hast drawn a basket with thy hand, and thy foot shall draw a whipp. ”

"Why do you do that?"

"I'm asking you to perform 'Golden Rooster Independence' in front of the stage. Na explained.

"Why do you want me to be independent?"

"Because you can't answer the question. The girl said triumphantly.

Jay Chou didn't reply, and wrote another sentence directly below the sentence "The princess of Aquarius is pregnant":

"The princess is pregnant.

The princess of Aquarius is pregnant.

The princess of Aquarius is pregnant, who did it?"

Don't you want suspense? Suspenseful enough now.

The girl opened her mouth and didn't close it for a long time.

It seems that today is not her whole Zhou Jielun, but Zhou Jie's round of her appearance.

A teacher is not as good as a student who doesn't like to read the most, so where is her face facing?

The lady went berserk like a madman, and finally she made a killer move:

Jay Chou was asked to add religious elements.

Jay Chou came to the front of the concubine and bowed solemnly.

"Teacher, I really don't want to sing against you, but I'm a man, and if a man has that stick, he has to stand up to the sky. So I have to answer! I'm sorry!"

After finishing speaking, Jay Chou wrote an article with the answer.

The article goes like this:

"The princess is pregnant.

The princess of Aquarius is pregnant.

The princess of Aquarius is pregnant, who did it?

The princess of Aquarius is pregnant, oh my god!

After reading it, she fainted.

The students hurriedly ran to the stage and sent the girl to the college infirmary.

And the students who went out were the microphones.

Soon, a large number of students came to Jay Chou's classroom.

Everyone is moved by the wind and comes to visit the wonderful sentence.

A few minutes later, the principal also arrived with a group of teachers.

After standing in front of the black board for a few minutes, the principal came to Jay Chou's table.

The principal looked Zhou Jie up and down and asked, "In my image, in the past two years since you entered the school, everyone has only one word for you. ”

"What kind of evaluation is a word? Genius? No, genius is two words, that is: handsome?" Jay Chou was thinking, there were too many words of praise, only handsome was the most appropriate.

The principal shook his head: "Guess again!"

Jay Chou touched his face with his hand and said, "In addition to being handsome, he is still handsome." ”

The principal turned around and walked over to the black board and wrote a word on it: two.

In the classroom, except for Jay Chou, everyone laughed.

Zhou Jielun couldn't help but scolded his predecessor, what is it called, it is not good, but it is called the second goods.

"What do you have to explain?" the headmaster asked.

Jay Chou did not answer, but picked up a piece of red chalk and wrote on the black board:

"There is only one 'two' difference between talent and genius. Therefore, talent is very fine, and genius is always a bit two. ”

The whole classroom was silent.

Everyone looked at Jay Chou with the eyes of an orangutan.

The principal laughed loudly: "Okay, since you are a very second genius, don't mix in the Yin character class of the D grade." Starting tomorrow, you can go to the first grade character class. ”