The New Year is coming, how do you feel? [Funny expression]

Hello everyone,I'm an IQ without a lower limit.,Funny without limits.,Today we're not going to talk about novels.,Don't talk about anime.,No royal sister.,There's no Lori.,Just chatting with you.,.。

The New Year, also known as the Spring Festival, is a traditional Chinese festival where everyone is happy, with delicious food, new clothes, and most importantly, school holidays!

To put it bluntly, it is a festival that rolls out of our hibernating bedding and endures the bitter cold to wander around.

When we were still struggling with whether to get out of bed, my mother's voice came in......

"It's time to eat. ”

Hurry up! If you can't afford it, you won't have anything to eat.

So we reluctantly got out of the bed, ran out of the room with excitement, and when we were about to kill at the dinner table, we found out......

I'm a lot, I'm being tricked!

It's only eight o'clock in the morning, where are you going to eat?

Sure enough, the city routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside!

It was as if the heavens heard the cry, and soon, your wish to go back to the countryside came true, the tradition of Great China, to go home to see relatives.

I'm so happy, what are you waiting for! Earn money!

Isn't there a red envelope for the New Year?

......

After experiencing your mother's abrasive makeup time, followed by the maddening highway, and finally came to your relative's house, when you reached out for a red envelope with excitement, there was a limit......

Worship the ancestors first, and then give it after worshipping!

This is a feeling of 100,000 white horses galloping, how can it be so difficult to get a red envelope? But what else can you do?

Kneel, otherwise where do you want to go for the red envelope?

Kneel three times and kowtow three times, and after the salute, stand up!

Then you see your father kowtow calmly and stand up......

Wow, there are too many knocks......

You can't get rid of your brains, right......

After going through a lot of hardships and difficulties, I finally got my first pot of gold in the New Year, a big red envelope.

It's good now, buy novels, charge games, and my mother doesn't have to worry about me running out of money anymore!

At the beginning of school, you can also show off the amount of money you have for the winter vacation with your classmates, it's perfect!

The head is kowtowed, the money is taken, and the next thing is, of course, to eat.

Looking at the table full of food, and a bowl full of dumplings, is your saliva about to flow? It's really delicious, not as fun as dumplings, not as good as making dumplings!

Then the egg hurts, saying that there is money in the dumplings, and I start to stuff it into my mouth like crazy, and I really don't know why I'm in such a hurry, and the dumplings won't run, but ......

Who cares?

Bowl after bowl, to the end, the food was over, and the money was stunned and didn't see it......

Finally, a shiny coin slowly spit out from your grandfather's mouth, okay, eighty percent of this money is predetermined......

Okay, I don't have any money, I'm not interested in dumplings, let's eat vegetables! I just patronized and ate dumplings......

It turned out that there was no one left.

I want to cry without tears!

Alas, what are you doing when you're done eating? Let's play!

So he happily ran to fight with his good friends......

Shot after shot, only the sky is dark, and the fight forgets self......

Day by day, it was simply a lot of artillery fire, and finally it was discovered......

Where did my money go?

Come on, I don't have any money to play with my friends, as for what novels and games......

I can only think about it.

One night back to the sense of déjà vu before liberation!

But what else can you do? The Spring Festival is almost over, the door is over, now you want to kowtow to the ground, and this is not the point, the New Year is over, you have a good time, have you forgotten something?

I haven't written my homework yet!

Alas......

Make it up, or you'll be doomed at school!

Okay, beep for half a day is also white beep beep let's beep here today, and finally wish everyone a happy new year and all the best!

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