When he came to the palace, Jay Chou knew that today's banquet was boundless.

There are thousands of tables, and there are more than 10,000 guests on the table.

Officials of the DPRK and China who are above the fifth rank have all come.

The slightly literate literati and writers of the Great Song Kingdom also came.

The major families and the medium families are here.

The imperial banquet is divided into an inner hall and an outer hall, and an inner hall with 18 tables.

The inner hall was filled with the emperor's concubines and daughters-in-law, and they could see the outer hall from the inner hall, but they could not see them in the outer hall.

The seat where Zhou Jielun sits is at the junction of the outer hall and the inner hall.

The emperor sat alone at a table, accompanied by a year-old eunuch.

His seat was about five feet higher than all the seats.

Jay Chou looked at the scene in front of him and had a guess in his heart.

It seems that the Great Song people, who lost last night, want to make a difference at today's imperial banquet.

Sure enough, as soon as the banquet began, someone toasted Zhou Jielun.

Jay Chou doesn't drink.

There was a buzz in the room, and everyone was talking to each other.

"Why is Jay Lun so crazy this week?"

"Not at all as polite as it should be. ”

The emperor spoke: "Why doesn't Gongzi Zhou drink a toast?"

Zhou Jielun faced the emperor: "Your Majesty, toasting is sincere! Insincere toasting is like punishing wine, I am not wrong, why do you accept the penalty wine." ”

The emperor was curious: "How do you know that they are not sincere?"

Zhou Jielun pointed to the three people standing and said: "A gentleman is frank and open, and he will not lose his trust with others." His Majesty asked them if they had broken their promises. ”

"We have been honest and honest all our lives, how can we be dishonest with others? The three of them replied in unison.

The emperor looked at Zhou Jielun: "As far as I know, these three people are quite straightforward. Why did Zhou Gongzi evaluate them so badly?"

Zhou Jielun stood up and instructed one of them to ask, "Last night's last order, did I answer correctly?"

That person was Scholar Wang, and he hugged his fists and said: "Gongzi is a great talent, the order returned is the essence, of course the order is correct." ”

"Well, since you replied that I was right, can Scholar Wang drink the last three cups of fine wine?"

Scholar Wang's face turned red: "No, I didn't drink that penalty wine." ”

Zhou Jielun forced to ask, "Why don't you drink it?"

Li Jinshi next to him said: "At that time, I only felt that the heavens and the earth were turning, and I couldn't find the wine glass." Zhou Jielun asked Fang Hanlin: "Can't you find the wine glass either?"

Fang Hanlin: "It's the wine glass that can't find me." ”

Zhou Jielun faced the emperor: "Your Majesty, now I know why I don't drink their toast!"

The emperor glared at the three of them: "The fault is the three of them, but it can be changed, at today's banquet, the three of them need to make up for the three glasses of wine they owe yesterday." ”

"Yes!"

The three of them hurriedly picked up the wine glasses on the table and drank three glasses in a row.

At this time, an old man stood up at a table next to Jay Chou.

"Your Majesty, Gongzi Zhou was a one-man fighter yesterday, and his reputation was everywhere. I have the fate to meet with Zhou Gongzi today, and I want to ask Zhou Gongzi for advice. ”

Jay Chou sneered in his heart, knowing that today was a good banquet.

The talents of the Great Song Kingdom will definitely not let Jay Chou make waves in the capital of the Great Song Dynasty.

The emperor looked at Zhou Jielun: "Gongzi Zhou is a guest, and everything is based on Gongzi Zhou's decision." ”

The old man turned to Zhou Jielun: "What does Gongzi Zhou think?"

Zhou Jielun excused himself: "Today is the imperial banquet, and the competition is hurtful and angry." ”

At this time, Zuo Xiang, who was at the same table as Zhou Jielun, stood up: "Your Majesty, it is not easy to compete on the wine table, but the wine table has a wine order, which can help the wine." Why don't we select five people and have a try with Zhou Gongzi. ”

The emperor had known about this arrangement for a long time, so he naturally promised it.

Jay Chou knew that he couldn't get out easily, so he asked, "How to compete?"

"If you can't return the order, drink three glasses, and if you return the order, the other party will drink one drink. How?"

When Jay Chou thought about it, he was suddenly full of pride: "If you want to play, you can play a heartbeat, my opinion is that you can choose ten people to fight against me." There was no return to the order, and the person was fined three cups. There is a return to the order, and the person has a drink. What do you think?"

Without waiting for a few people to reply, the emperor immediately replied, "Yes!"

Soon, the other party's ten people were in place, all of whom were veterans of the literary world of the Great Song Kingdom.

These ten people were transferred to the table of Zhou Jielun.

Now Zhou Jielun's table has become a battlefield, and it is the attention of thousands of people.

Jay Chou looked at the people around him and asked, "Who gave the order first?"

Ten people, you look at me, I see you have no idea.

At this time, the emperor spoke: "Gongzi Zhou is a guest, Gongzi Zhou is first." ”

After Zhou Jielun saluted the emperor, he came to the flower pot next to the table and folded off a flower.

Then he faced the ten people: "I have issued an order, and your order must be consistent with my order." ”

Jay Chou pointed to himself and then to the flower:

I have a flower

After saying that, he picked up the wine glass again and brought himself a glass of wine:

Pour me purple wine

Putting down the wine glass, Jay Chou pointed to himself and the flower again:

I wish the flowers were like my heart

After the words came out, Zhou Jielun put down the flower and crossed his hands:

How old are they to stay together

Zhou Jielun thought about it, picked up the wine glass, and took a sip:

Full of pan-gold cups

After drinking, I picked up the flower again and put it under my nose:

I sniff the flowers

After sniffing, Jay Chou handed the flower to the person on the left:

I don't want the branches to be by my side

The person on the left didn't want to pick it up, but Jay Chou had already thrown the flowers to him:

Pay for others

When the man had already received the flower, Jay Chou smiled and said, "You have already received the order, it's time for you to return the order." ”

At this moment, the drum beat in the hall.

The atmosphere in the arena was extremely tense, and everyone looked at the person who received the order.

Jay Chou's order is particularly difficult, not only to return the order, but also to require action.

This is the first time a big girl has been in a sedan chair.

It is worrying that everyone will take over, because they are all unpredictable for a while, and it is difficult for them to respond to orders.

After counting more than a dozen, he sighed, picked up the wine glass on the table, and drank three glasses in a row.

Then he got up and went to the emperor's table and knelt on the ground.

The emperor didn't even look at the man, and snorted coldly.

It's a shame, in the first round, Da Song Guo lost.

Since Zhou Jie loses and is the winner, the second order is still ordered by Zhou Jie.

Jay Chou took the flower order back to the table and looked at the other nine people at the same table.

"Listen, I have given orders. ”

After finishing speaking, Jay Chou gave another order.

Still pointing to the flowers and glasses, and to the banquet:

There is a feast full of flowers and wine

And then he picked up the wine glass and picked up the flowers:

Wine full of golden cups in hand

When he had finished the recitation, he put the flower on his head and drank the wine from his glass:

Wear a flower party on your head to drink

After drinking, put down the empty glass in your hand:

Drink it

Then, cross your hands:

High fork hands

Parting his crossed hands, he sat down in front of the lute in the hall and played the lute:

The pipa is full of lovesickness

After playing the pipa, Jay Chou waved the sleeves of his hands:

More to the feast mouth dance sleeves

When the sleeve words were finished, Zhou Jielun took off the flower order on his head and shot at the opposite side.

It was not crooked, and it just fell into the hands of a person opposite.

"It's time for you to return the order. ”

At this time, all the Great Song people were very sad.

If nothing else, there will be another talented man of the Great Song Dynasty who will be lost to Jay Chou's men.

Because everyone knows that the person who received the order was highly literate, but his brain would not turn.

Unless the sun comes out of the west.

However, the sun never came out of the west.

Then he drank three glasses of wine with a red face.

It's not three glasses of wine, it's three glasses of shame.

So, in front of the table of the Great Song Emperor, there was another person kneeling on the ground.