Chapter 382: A child who doesn't even understand fart

"Wow......"

An An's eyes lit up, and he looked up at the small waterfall hanging from the small mound mountain, and his small mouth opened and couldn't close.

When she was just thrown in by Geng Jiangyue, she was quite angry.

But after a while, the fire in the belly vanished.

Such a good place with mountains and rivers, I really want to be here, knock down that idiot in the open air, and then ...... with him

"Ahh

An An covered her face, her face hot and screamed.

Since she went to college a few months ago, and watched educational films with her girlfriends, An An felt that she had not only become bad, but she was simply shameless, but it was a pity that that fool, why didn't you eat the meat that was sent to her mouth?

Isn't she pretty enough?

She is known as the best-looking student in the history of the crystal ball divination profession in Sea Lion City!

Of course...... In other words, the admission score of the crystal ball major is so high, there are actually few students every year......

"But I still think I'm looking good. ”

An An held her little round face and sighed.

Grandma's, I really want to have a husband......

The heart of waiting to be married, ready to move, ready to move, ready to move......

She closed her eyes and lay down quietly on the grass. After a while, Xiaobai walked over, snorted, raised his leg and stepped on her stomach twice, An An opened his eyes, and said angrily: "It's still alive, you don't have to try." ”

Xiao Bai showed a look of regret in his eyes, flapping his wings, obviously not liking to fly away peacefully.

An An sat up, looked at Xiao Bai Feiyuan's figure, and sighed slightly.

Geng Jiangyue ignored her, and Geng Jiangyue's pets were also hostile to her......

My bumpy love...... God of Light, are you playing tricks on me?

In fact, I didn't count my own marriage, but the God of Light just borrowed my hand to calculate the end of the world?

But...... Why should the end of the world deduct three years from my life?

What am I trying to do?!

The more An An thought about it, the more he felt a loss, puffed out his mouth, pulled up a few small grasses on the courtyard ground, and threw them into the small lake in front of him.

As soon as he finished destroying the environment, a voice came from behind him: "Don't mess around, I have a lot of feelings for this turf!"

An An turned her head happily, and then her face immediately darkened again.

I saw Geng Jiangyue standing behind her, and the little girl just now was standing next to her, holding Geng Jiangyue's arm timidly.

An An couldn't hold back a little, stood up, looked at Geng Jiangyue and said angrily, "Let me go out!"

Geng Jiangyue Mali: "Okay~!"

Immediately any door appeared in front of him, and he opened it casually.

"Oh my day......" An An glared at Geng Jiangyue and burst into foul language.

Geng Jiangyue still asked, "Aren't you leaving?"

"I ...... I'm not leaving!" An An sat down on the grass again, pointing to the little girl, her heart was so aggrieved that she was dying, tears flowed from her eyes, she cried when she cried, and asked while crying, "Who is she?

Geng Jiangyue suddenly said unhappily: "Damn, are you sick? Lao Tzu doesn't even have a big wife, where is the little wife? Even if she is my wife, it must be a big wife, what level of logic do you have? Did you copy the 412 points in the college entrance examination?"

An An immediately cried even more fiercely, grabbed a handful of grass and threw it in Geng Jiangyue's face, screaming: "Bastard! I don't even want my life for you, you just treat me like this! Okay! You go with her! I don't believe in love anymore! Bright God, you liar, what a bullshit piledriver, you obviously want to see a piledriver, my husband is not this piledriver! Woowoo woo woo ......"

Geng Jiangyue was so confused by An An's crying that he didn't bother to pay attention to her, so he moved to the beach with the newly acquired second apprentice, and said to the apprentice: "Baa, you go to sleep with me at night." There is a little kid named Liu Jia who is your senior brother, and you will follow him in the future, he eats, you eat, he, you hand the paper. Master is very busy right now and doesn't have time to take care of you, so you should take care of yourself first. Also, if my mother teaches you to believe in the God of Light, you must ignore her, if she talks to you, you will pretend to be deaf and mute, otherwise you will believe too much, and it will be easy to lose your mind and go crazy at every turn like the aunt just now, and in this way, people will seem very abnormal, and if you go into society in the future, you will not be able to control your emotions, and you will be looked down upon, you know?"

The little girl who didn't have a little name and a big name nodded very obediently.

Geng Jiangyue casually summoned any door, opened it and said, "Go over, Master will go back tomorrow morning." ”

"Hmm...... Good night, Master......"

Baa waved his hand at Geng Jiangyue and stepped through any door.

Geng Jiangyue stood up, closed the door, and sighed.

Alas, trouble......

Lao Tzu himself is only 14 years old, why does he have two apprentices?

It's not scientific......

Scratching his scalp, Xiaobai flew down from the sky, holding a peach in his mouth, feeling that the peach trees in the back mountain were about to be eaten bald by it, and it seemed necessary to plant a few more trees in a few days. However, [My Universe] is still a little too small. Geng Jiangyue raised his head, looked at the empty sky, and suddenly a good little idea popped up in his heart, and then the spiritual power essence was deducted by 100,000 points, and [My Universe] In mid-air, a flying hill slowly emerged.

Seeing this, Xiaobai was so surprised that his mouth opened, and even the peaches fell, and then he hurriedly flew up very happily.

Geng Jiangyue nodded with satisfaction, and said to himself: "This is called making full use of space......

"Hey. An An quietly walked out of the woods behind the beach, walked to Geng Jiangyue's side, pointed to the floating island in the sky, looked at Geng Jiangyue's side face and asked, "Is this what you just made?"

"Hmm. Geng Jiangyue nodded.

An An grabbed his arm, leaned his face up, sniffed and said, "Is this your domain?" Seeing that you are so powerful, so talented, and handsome, I feel that no matter how much you bully me, I am happy. ”

"I didn't design it. "Geng Jiangyue said," was designed by Xiaohong. ”

An An stopped instantly, and said with a dark face: "Who is Xiaohong?"

Geng Jiangyue thought for a while and said, "A netizen." ”

An An immediately asked: "Is she beautiful or am I beautiful?"

Geng Jiangyue looked at An An carefully and said frankly: "She is beautiful. ”

"Ah——!" An An went crazy, screamed for more than ten seconds, and suddenly hugged Geng Jiangyue again, shouting, "I don't care! She's more beautiful than me, you are not allowed to marry her, only me!"

Geng Jiangyue couldn't help but be surprised: "What? do you want to marry me?"

An An raised his head and said with red eyes: "Yes...... Can't you?"

Geng Jiangyue blurted out: "Okay, anyway, I'm just planning to get married." What are we going to do? Shall we do tomorrow? I'm just going to hand in a demon hunter mission, and we're going to do it together. ”

An An stared at Geng Jiangyue stupidly, forgetting to cry, leaving only a face full of surprise: "Big brother, are you serious?"

Geng Jiangyue said: "Anyway, it's all going to be knotted, and it's not a knot with anyone." It just so happens that you have a need, and I have an intention, so let's get things done quickly, wouldn't it be very efficient?"

An An slowly let go of Geng Jiangyue's arm, and said a little confused: "It's too ...... It's too sudden, people are not psychologically prepared at all, so shouldn't we fall in love first, and then you propose to me, and then we will plan the wedding......"

Geng Jiangyue interrupted: "You obviously don't know how to pretend to understand, right? In fact, there is no need to be so troublesome, my father told me that when he married my mother, he went to the registration window on the first floor to pay the registration fee of two yuan of alliance coins, and he finished the matter on the same day, and went to work as usual the next day, without delaying time at all, and there was no need for those superfluous steps." ”

An An looked at Geng Jiangyue in surprise and asked, "Genius, are you serious when you say these things?"

Geng Jiangyue was dissatisfied, "Are you questioning my life experience?"

"No......" An An looked at Geng Jiangyue's serious appearance, couldn't help but stretch out his hand, touched his face, and asked with a somewhat complicated feeling, "I'm just a little curious, do you know what's the difference between men and women?"

Geng Jiangyue: "Does this have anything to do with marriage?"

An An said very seriously: "Of course there is!"

Geng Jiangyue hesitated for two seconds and pointed to An An's chest.

An An asked, "What else?"

Geng Jiangyue frowned slightly, falling into deep thought.

Do you have to say this kind of thing?

He hesitated, and said in a deep voice: "I heard that you don't have a foal......

An An looked at the fool in front of him, and suddenly seemed to be relieved. She let out a bright smile, stood on tiptoe, rubbed Geng Jiangyue's head, and said happily: "It turns out that you are still a child who doesn't understand fart......

But when Geng Jiangyue heard this, he was instantly unhappy.

He turned his face directly, picked up An An, and threw her out of the space without greeting, scolding in his heart.

Lao Tzu scored 480 points in the college entrance examination! Do you dare to say that I don't understand?

I'll your grandma!