I'm drunk!

Why don't you give me a "March of the Volunteers" for a long time, are you kidding me?

Is that interesting?

I...... I......

"Well, what, my brother also thinks it's interesting? Haha! Sure enough, he's a fellow practitioner! Come on, come on, I'll show you a demonstration!" When the uncle heard Zhang Hanhai's words×× he thought that Zhang Hanhai also liked this fighting skill, so he immediately laughed and patted Zhang Hanhai on the shoulder, and the more he looked at Zhang Hanhai, the more he felt that he had a taste for himself.

......

Big brother, can you not look at me with such torturous eyes? It's easy to misunderstand, okay......

Although I don't doubt the brain-dead question of whether you are a man or not, after all, the answer is obvious......

But whether your sexual orientation is normal or not, I have to wonder if it is ......

Before Zhang Hanhai could refute a word, the big man began to practice the "March of the Volunteers" by himself, and the singing was called an impassioned one, which made Zhang Hanhai ......

I can't take it anymore!

It's very imposing, but can you sing the right sentence? Really I haven't heard my national anthem of Great China? What the hell are you "people who get up and don't want to be salted fish"? What the hell is the matter with salted fish!

Just the first sentence, Zhang Hanhai couldn't bear it at all, and directly snatched the wooden mallet that he didn't know where to pick it up from the big man, and opened his voice to be a beautiful "March of the Volunteers"

......

Not to be outdone, Dahan picked up a long strip of stone from the side and began to sing affectionately, so he ......

In the middle of the Monster Forest, a song called "March of the Volunteers" continues to resound

......

I can't imagine this picture......

In short, it's just two young men with low IQs who got together......

As for the result......

I don't say you all know that.

Soon...... Forehead...... It can't be said that it was very fast, these two goods were addicted to singing, and they sang for more than an hour before they stopped......

In fact......

It's because their voices are hoarse, and they can't sing anymore......

"Hehe, brother, you're so good" Dahan had to bow down to Zhang Hanhai, he didn't expect that the little brother he had just received would sing this song, and sing it so well......

Hehe~

If you let him know that Zhang Hanhai, as a member of the great Chinese people, has been singing this song since the first grade of primary school, and has been singing it for a long time...... 6...3...3......

For more than 20 years, I don't know how I would feel......

"Ha, that's, can I not be familiar with the national anthem of my Great China?" Zhang Hanhai smiled proudly, looking like I am Chinese and I am proud!

"Uh...... Huaxia?What kind of place is that?" Dahan looked confused, full of curiosity about this unheard of place.

"The Buddha said, "Don't say it, don't say it." ”

Zhang Hanhai shook his head, and at the same time took out a kettle full of water and poured it into his mouth.

Seeing that Zhang Hanhai didn't want to explain anything, Dahan didn't care, after all, everyone has their own secrets.

"Oh, by the way, I haven't introduced myself yet, my name is VAD, you can just call me Viagra. ”

"Poof!"

Hearing the word viagra, Zhang Hanhai couldn't help laughing instantly, and this laugh directly squirted out the water that had just been poured into his mouth.

"Huh, is my name funny?"

Ha ha......

It's not a question of whether your name is funny or not, but the two words you asked me to call are very famous in my country......

Although I didn't want to laugh, I still smiled very unjustly......

Hahaha!

Zhang Hanhai couldn't help it, he laughed in front of Weide, and finally listened to it in an angry roar from the big man.

"You laugh at me, so what's your name?"

"My name is Zhang Hanhai. ”

"Hahaha......"

......

......

Brother, what's the problem? My name is ......

It's normal, it's good to cut down......

So, Zhang Hanhai asked this question, and the answer made him confused......

"It's nothing, I just want to laugh, and then let you experience what it's like to be laughed at by others......"

......

I'm convinced!

Alas...... Laugh when you want, it's like being with you......

Retardation is the same.

But let's be honest, children with intellectual disabilities have a lot of fun.

Soon, Weide stopped laughing, because he found that his little brother didn't give face, and he didn't give a little reaction......

"Brother, what are you doing in the Warcraft Forest?"

......

Didn't I say that? This memory ......

It feels like there's no one left......

Oh my God, I'm surrounded by people with poor intelligence! If I keep going like this, I'm going to become mentally retarded, but I'm going to be mentally retarded!

......

Elder brother......

Think about yourself before you say that, okay? Are you different and the memory of a fish? Aren't you mentally retarded?

Wrong......

You might as well be mentally retarded, mentally retarded or have three points of intelligence, you?

It's not two

......

"I'm here to experience Warcraft. ”

"Oh...... Well...... Warcraft is a good thing."

......

Sure enough, it's so stressful to talk to the mentally retarded! Could it be that the topic is back here?

Probably not......

"Well, brother, do you know where all the demonic beasts have gone, I've been looking for a few days, and I can't see a single one. ”

This......

Shouldn't I be asking you?

How......

You're asking me in turn, I've only been here for less than a day, okay?

But this big man doesn't seem to know that I'm only here for one day...... So......

Don't worry about the details......

"Hell knows. Zhang Hanhai replied casually, but as soon as his words fell, a burly-looking green-faced fanged man with a towering head appeared in front of him......

Gremlin......

Only thirty centimeters of imp......

But he could see the burly......

"Who's calling me?" the imp spoke, looking around at the same time......

A gleam flashed in Weide's eyes, and he secretly thought: My little brother is not simple!

"Uh...... Nobody called you."

Zhang Hanhai is full of black lines at the moment, he just said a sentence casually, and he really ran out of the ghost......

Looked......

Maybe there is a chance to kill people when they fight in the future!

"Hmmm, no, someone must have called me and asked me where the monster went?"

The little imp was a little confused, but in the next moment, he confirmed the feeling that someone had called him.

......

"You...... You know?" Zhang Hanhai asked the burly imp tentatively, and this temptation carried the strong expectations of Zhang Hanhai and Weide......

"God Knows"

......

......

The little ghost said such a sentence at this moment, which is simply ......

Death!

Zhang Hanhai and Weide glanced at each other in unison, and at the same time looked at the burly little ghost with a green face and fangs, and a big head......

The imp felt the smiles of the two humans......

It's so scary, it's so scary!

It's like......

Ghost-like!

No, he's a ghost, but he's a ghost and he's afraid of two humans, which is a bit ......

But having said that, the imp only has a hunch now......

Take your own pills, force your own pills!