Chapter 13: The Thrilling Breakthrough and the Popularity of the Monkey (I)
Xiao Fan and the man in black returned to Jia's mansion, and Boss Jia said, "You go down!" said to the man in black.
Xiao Fan also saw the person next to Boss Jia and asked, "Who is this?"
Boss Jia's side is Song Keye.
"He is our think tank Song Keye! You know, it's not so simple to save you, you must also know that I have a conflict with the City Lord's Mansion! Are you willing to do something tomorrow!"
"What's the matter, I'm willing!" After all, Xiao Fan was threatened and injured by the city lord, and he didn't have a good impression of the city lord.
"Let's talk about fighting to defeat the Buddha!"
"No comment. β
"Let's talk about it. Boss Jia said to Song Keye next to him.
"That's the case, we want to seize Xuanzhou City, tomorrow we will talk about fighting and defeating the Buddha, and the whole city will listen to this story for the sake of this story, what we want is a little more chaotic in this city, and our next actions. After hearing this, Xiao Fan was also as surprised as Yan Jun, it turned out that he wanted to seize Xuanzhou City, so it turned out that I was just a horse forward. If you don't break through, you don't have the strength to stand firm, it seems that I'm just an unimportant role in their eyes!
After Xiao Fan left, Boss Jia gave me an elixir and said that it could completely treat my previous injury, and I didn't know what it was, anyway, it was good, and I didn't have to think about the idea of not giving the horse grass to run.
After Xiao Fan returned to his residence, he took the pill into his mouth, and immediately felt warm in his body, and immediately ran the method of true qi operation to flow all over his body, repairing the tendons and veins in his body and the injuries he suffered today.
The night passed, and Xiao Fan felt that his body was in the best condition, and everything was fine. The realm of the late stage of forging is only a little stronger than ordinary people, and it is still an ant for this world, I don't want to be an ant, I want to fight for my own survival like a monkey who defeats Buddha. Xiao Fan thought!
I must be the strongest person, no one can threaten me anymore!
Just think about it, who doesn't have ideals, let's go to the city lord's mansion first to see the arrangement of the military division!
Xiao Fan is on his way to Jiafu!
"You're here, Xiaofan!" Keye said.
"Your arrangement is, where are you talking today? Thank you for the pill given yesterday, I feel very good today. β
"Well, that's right, I still begged Boss Jia to reward you with that pill, don't delay the big thing, let's tell the story in the square not far from the City Lord's Mansion today, I have already sent someone to arrange it, many people will come to listen to the lecture today, you have to be prepared." β
"Thank you to the military division, I will definitely handle this matter well, storytelling is my forte, and I will definitely complete the boss's plan!"
Let's go over then!
Xiao Fan and the military advisor passed. The square is large and can accommodate up to 1,000 people. It's a lively day, so let me come more violently!
"Everyone is quiet, I am Gu Fansheng who is a bookmaker, I want to continue to talk to you here today about yesterday's victory over the Buddha, do you want to hear it?" There are already many people here Xiao Fan stood on the stage and said.
"It turns out that he is Mr. Storyteller Xiaofan. β
"Hurry up, notify the second dog next door to come over. β
"Don't cut in line, I'm going to stand in front!"
"Go and call someone over, Xiaofan is going to tell the story. "The lively people don't forget to leave their good friends to listen to books alone.
In a short time there were already two hundred. There will be more and more people in the process of speaking. Xiao Fan is ready, he is about to start telling the story, are you ready? Xiao Fan asked the people in the audience. "Ready," the audience said in unison.
"For those who haven't come yet, after they come, the people at the scene will whisper to them about the plot they missed?"
"Good!" said in unison, with a whistle in the middle. This must have been arranged by the military division!
The story beginsγγγγγ
This time, Xiao Fan said from the perspective of Sun Wukong, imitating the voice of a monkey.
"I will also tell the story of deceiving children like this, so it is better for my grandson to help you tell it.
You say that the heavenly palace is a place of bliss, but don't tell them that those who don't give up their souls can't go.
You say that there is a demon under the Five Elements Mountain, but don't tell them, you just want to suck the demon's spiritual rhyme.
You say that if you are strong-willed, you can get the scriptures, but don't tell them that the westward journey is nothing more than a closely monitored farce.
You say that this monkey has knocked down the rare ginseng fruit tree, don't tell them what is hidden under the ginseng fruit tree.
You say there are a lot of monsters in this world, but don't tell them that these monsters are your cute, pets.
You say, "Heaven is gracious, and sincerity can move the heavens." But don't tell them how they punish believers who forget to pay tribute?
You say that God raised them. Don't tell them who killed their biological parents.
They occupy the beautiful sky, but they abandon the world on the earth, at the mercy of the fate of the people, and make the world full of misery.
Those who are beautiful will make him ugly, those who are powerful will make him a puppet, those who love each other will make them hate each other, those who are like brothers and sisters will make them eternal enemies, and those who are disrespectful to you, you will not only have no mercy, but will exterminate them and leave no one alive. β
Speaking of this, Xiao Fan drank some water, and there were already 400 people under the stage, there were martial artists and immortal cultivators, but they were all low-level, and some people had questions, what kind of immortal realm was the Heavenly Palace?
There are more and more people, and Xiao Fan imitated Taishang Laojun's tone and continued to speak.
"Hahahaha, Sun Wukong, what can you do if you know the truth? In a few hours, you will be refined into my elixir, and I will tell everyone that you have taken refuge in Heaven and become a Buddha, and you have made a famous one... Dog!" Xiao Fan said again, imitating the monkey's voice
"Hahaha, do you believe that after a while, this Dan furnace will be buckled on your head?" Sun Wukong kicked over the gossip furnace and refined it into a fiery eye. All the way to the South Heavenly Gate, and finally entered the Jade Emperor's Lingxiao Treasure Palace. Xiao Fan drank some water again, but he was really tired from imitating people's speech, and his throat couldn't bear it!
"Wonderful!" these are the words of the melon-eating crowd
"Okay, that's a good point, the monkey is mighty!"
There were no less than 1,000 people at the scene, and more and more people were coming. Xiao Fan imitated the tone of the Jade Emperor?
"Sun Wukong, you have come in again, do you know what you are trampling on?
You don't obey the gods and live in the heavenly palace, but if we don't give up the earth, where will you have a safe place to live.
You are not convinced that we will take away the children, but if we do not adopt them, where will there be servants to serve you?
You don't accept us to let the world worship, but isn't it the high respect we give that gives the public the hope of struggle?
God, bring civilization to you, teach you to live, just to make your life happier.
And what have you done?
God, you have worked hard to create reincarnation, but you have to break life and death.
God, there is no fear of suffering to subdue demons and destroy demons, but you are embarrassed.
God cultivates the spiritual tree and saves the living, but you have to uproot this perfect creation, and God has given everything for the beauty and prosperity of this world.
And you want to make trouble in the heavenly palace and disrupt the order, but you are worthy of this panicking heavenly graceγγγγγ
Who is the vast years that have broken through the chaos for you, and who is it who has sacrificed his life for you to make up for the sky. Who is leading the world to continue to pursue the avenue? Isn't this merit worthy of the admiration of the world, you monkey, you don't take the right way to the west that God has planned for you, how can the frog at the bottom of the well understand the true meaning of the world?
Dog... Deserve to talk to me about freedom!" After saying this, the sky changed, the wind rose, and the sun was obscured by a cloud, which was in line with the scene of this story.
Xiao Fan thought that this was done by the military advisor, and it was no big deal, so he drank some water and prepared to continue. But the people below don't give him time to drink water.
"This must be the fairy world, it must be the fairy world, I have been cultivating so far, and I am fortunate to learn about the fairy world, I must cultivate well and step into the fairy world as soon as possible." β
"Later, don't stop, Mr. Xiaofan continues. β
The people in the audience were excited, and felt that Mr. Xiaofan's ancestors must have recorded this story, which must be true.
Regardless of whether it is true or not, Boss Jia has already traveled to the east, and has already sent the only two people from the Golden Body Realm to lead people to start the action, and is heading to the Li family's industry.
There are more and more people, because they have heard about the fairy world.
"Everyone be quiet, do you want to listen to the rest of the story?"
"Give me silence, who is boasting about Lao Tzu for killing him" A reckless innate master said, and there are no immortals in the audience to build a foundation. The scene suddenly fell silent.
The story continues, and the Buddha appears. Xiao Fan imitated the voices of the Buddha and the Jade Emperor and said.
"Hey," this is the Buddha's secret weapon! But he was caught by the Jade Emperor.
"It's you again, and you're going to save this monkey again. The Jade Emperor said.
"Amitabha, my Buddha is compassionate to heaven and always has the virtue of a good life. β
"Hmph, it's this set of rhetoric every time, you're so good, the underworld won't be full. β
"That is the fate of all people should have this calamity, this monkey Qiankun is pregnant, fate is related to the number of heaven and earth, if he can convert to my Buddha, even if he does not recover, I am willing to teach him to never regret. β
"Take refuge in your Buddha, joke, this demon killed me millions of heavenly soldiers, as soon as you put down the butcher's knife, let him become a Buddha on the ground, such a great kindness. β
"It's easy to destroy his body, but the heart of the thief, if the will of this spirit monkey is not extinguished, it will be difficult for all the demons in the world to accept the rebellious heart. The world is in the heart. Purdue. Breaking away from the sea of samsara and regaining nirvana is the true compassion. β
"The world returns to the heart, return to your western heaven, reincarnation is unprovoked, life and death are long, this is the cycle of heaven and earth, only those who respect my avenue are saints, your Western Heaven scriptures, ordinary people can't understand. β
"Life and death are the great way, isn't nirvana the great way, the Buddha is the way, and the Tao is the Buddha. If you can purify the other shore and are willing to sacrifice yourself for others, it is because God does not want the common people to be freed from the sea of suffering.
"Hahahaha, life and death, nirvana, you and I are fighting for this avenue, is it really for the common people?"
"Your Majesty, you see that the old monk has long been far away from joy, not afraid of life and death, no image and formless, what do you want. β
"That's it, since our Taoist Buddha is all for the common people in the world, it is a family. In this case, let you palm, the territory where the palm falls will be assigned to you, life and death will no longer be asked, but I want this monkey to disappear forever. β
"Good. With that, he pressed the monkey down with one palm, and the Buddha left.
Xiao Fan said that there were many unconvinced voices in the audience about how the monkey was subdued, and some thought that the Jade Emperor and the Buddha had done a good job and should indeed be pressed.
It doesn't matter, because the sky has changed!