Chapter Forty-Eight: Immortal Jump
Mu Changli immediately made a frightened look, and ran over to help her: "Oh, I'm sorry, are you okay?"
"It's fine. The woman stood up with Mu Changli's support, and suddenly her feet were crooked again, and tears were squeezed out of the corners of her eyes, "It hurts!"
Mu Changli knew that the speed at which he got up was not particularly fast. If such speed and strength can knock people down, then it can only mean that this woman wants to steal her wallet, so she is so close to herself.
Besides, who wears high heels when they go up the mountain? It's just fake, and at first glance, they deliberately wear them because they want to fall. Especially now, when a woman's feet are so crooked, half of her body is almost equivalent to hanging on Mu Changli's body.
Looking at it from Mu Changli's angle, he could just see this woman's chest. Even if she was wearing a somewhat conservative professional suit, a deep ** was still squeezed out of her chest, and this pair of breasts just hugged Mu Changli's arms.
If it were another man, I would have been dizzy a long time ago. It's a pity that Mu Changli doesn't eat this set at all, he never thinks that he has any upside-down capital, this kind of pretentious slut is definitely either a traitor or a thief. Besides, Ji Chenhua has used this kind of trick against him I don't know how many times, Mu Changli has been immune early in the morning.
However, the play still has to be performed, otherwise he will not be able to figure out the other party's plans. So Mu Changli said, "That'...... Shall I help you to sit next to you, and see if there is anything on your feet?"
The woman nodded, seemingly unintentionally but looking for a direction. Mu Changli took a look, heh, it was actually the direction of the Zen room. These meditation rooms are all rented to pilgrims temporarily, if you want to say that they were not prepared in advance, who would believe it? He quietly glanced left and right with his eyes, and indeed two of the previous people had already appeared nearby.
(Okay, the fairy jump actually played on my head?)
Playing fairy jumping for a minor, this hand is really a bit crazy. However, if it really happened, there would be both human and material evidence, and with the strictness of the art school, Mu Changli would at least be a big demerit. If the other party is more prepared, publicizes the matter directly, and spreads all over the Internet, it will definitely not be as simple as remembering a major demerit.
Thinking about this section, although Mu Changli was annoyed in his heart, he remained silent on the surface. He helped the woman to walk in the chosen direction, but his right hand reached for the phone in his pocket and began to type blindly. This blind typing is the same as the ten lines at a glance, and it can be regarded as the basic skill of cheating in the exam. By the time we were halfway through, the message had already been sent.
The further you go in the direction of the meditation room, the fewer the number of visitors. Mu Changli also happened to see Mei Lanfu and Liuli who were walking towards the side hall, and Liuli was holding a huge incense stick in her hand. After seeing herself, Melanfu seemed a little unhappy. But he really can't accompany her in this state at the moment, so he has to pretend to turn a blind eye.
...... It seems that Melanph is getting angrier. Forget it, I'll go and coax her later.
"You ......" The woman pushed open the courtyard door, and was just about to speak, Mu Changli did not move from her right arm, and her index finger was aimed at her quickly. Hit the [sharp horn], the woman immediately became dizzy. Mu Changli took the initiative to carry her into the courtyard and closed the door again.
Within half a minute, Tian Jiadun also appeared in the courtyard with a somewhat delirious Xie Man. He saw Mu Changli supporting a woman, and just wanted to speak, but was desperately stopped by Mu Changli with his eyes.
The two of them quietly took the other two people closer together, Mu Changli shrank back, and neatly hung the woman on Xie Man's body - Xie Man was just caught in the flocculation technique, and he still has the ability to act. Then Tian Jiadun immediately escaped the scene with Mu Changli with Tu Dun, and Mu Changli lifted the [Pulling Technique] again.
"Perfect!" Mu Changli pinched the seconds, no more, no less, exactly one minute, and the actual effect of [Sharp Horn] was almost that long. Now that woman should get out of the dizziness situation, it's up to her acting skills.
"Perfect, perfect, such a good thing, you might as well let me go!" Tian Jiadun couldn't help but be angry when he saw Mu Changli's elated appearance, "You are underage and incapable, I have already become an adult." ”
Mu Changli shook his head regretfully. Because there is no upper limit on the number of years in the school, you can continue to attend as long as you pay the tuition. Tian Jiadun is also a strange thing in the art school, this year should be his sixth year in the art school, and he has not been able to successfully go on to school. However, looking at the way he sells the answers and sells the daily income, he deliberately repeats the grade if he can't keep it.
"Do you want the immortal to jump too?"
"Immortal...... You mean?" Tian Jiadun was not a stupid person, and immediately understood what was going on, "What did this kid do? ”
"Most of the time it can't be related, so I let him take the blame himself. Mu Changli quietly poked his head out of the wall, and sure enough, those who followed behind had quietly gathered at the gate of the courtyard of the meditation room.
"Alas, what a pity. If I had known in advance, I would have asked for it. Those goods can't catch me, and I'll just run away when the time comes. ”
Hearing him say this, Mu Changli's expression was somewhat complicated. He was really afraid that Tian Jiadun would not be able to control it for a while, so he slipped over with lust: "Tian Ji, do you know? I have a good relationship with Senior Sister Ji, so I know a lot about the structure of the human body." ”
Tian Jiadun was confused by what he said, and asked, "So what?"
"If that woman doesn't have half a pound of silicone in her chest, I'll take off her head and kick it for you. Mu Changli patted Tian Jiadun, who had changed from a field chicken to a wooden chicken, and said seriously, "It's good to do it yourself, I'll go down the mountain." ”
Although Mu Changli really wanted to go to Mei Lanfu immediately, considering that there might be accomplices scattered in the temple, it was better to avoid it. So he descended from a secluded path that he had already found, and returned to the square.
At this time, there was a somewhat familiar figure sitting in front of Zhang Huotian's booth, Mu Changli looked at it and was happy, it was actually Yang Zhi. He just wanted to step forward to say hello, when he saw Zhang Huotian sweeping the hexagram on the table: "It's hopeless, wait for death, goodbye." ”
"Damn, what the hell are you doing?" Mu Changli ran to the stall, grabbed Zhang Huotian's collar and asked, "How do you see people are these three sentences? Mr. Yang? Mr. Yang...... Are you alright?"
"It's actually an acquaintance of the little grandfather...... Finished. As soon as Mu Chang appeared in front of Yang Zhi, the expression on the latter's face immediately changed from shock to sluggishness, from sluggishness to despair, and finally simply howled, "It's over, it's over, master...... How many ways can you solve it!"
"I said it, you can't be saved in this life, wait for ...... death" Zhang Huotian broke free from Mu Changli's hands, and said unrelentingly, "Don't stop me, see me tell the truth." ”
"The ghost only believes that you tell the truth!" Mu Changli hurriedly pulled Ye Raccoon next to him over to save the scene, and he dragged Zhang Huotian aside, "I was not saved just now, wait for death, goodbye, I am not saved at this time, wait for death, goodbye, who are you? Don't you know that he is Yang Xihuo?"
Zhang Huotian replied angrily, "I just knew that he was Yang Xihuo, so I couldn't help it." Even if he is saved, I will approve him as an unsaved one today!" As he spoke, he raised his voice again and shouted to Yang Zhi, "I'll tell you, you're destined to commit a Heavenly Demon Lone Star ...... in this life."
"Crazy you. Mu Changli finally pressed Zhang Huotian to his stomach, and ran over to comfort Yang Zhi, who was crying with snot and tears, "Mr. Yang, don't listen to him...... No, you are such a rich master, what kind of fate is it to come here to find this kind of charlatan?"
"How can it be Jianghu Langzhong who is mixed with you, little grandfather? How can it be Liu Bowen's personal inheritance and Yao Guangxiao's lineage, right?" Yang Zhi ignored the surprised look of Ye Raccoon next to him, and told the matter one by one.
It turned out that this matter really had something to do with Mu Changli. Last time, Mu Changli and Chen Yunhe solved the curse together, and they also forced the so-called "masters" in the S County Hotel to be speechless. Yang Zhi saw these things in his eyes, which made him feel that "ambition is not old".
This time, on the birthday of Garan Bodhisattva on Shengsi Island, he originally had a lively time to burn incense and do commercial publicity by the way. Who knew that squinting his eyes and seeing Zhang Huotian, who had no business at all, made him can't help but think of what happened before Mu Changli left. Anyway, it's only one or two hundred things for a hexagram, and it's not money at all for him, so it's better to give it a try.
So this test fell into the hands of Zhang Huotian......
"Mr. Yang, my classmate got into a fight with a group of fortune-telling scammers two days ago, and he is angry. Those scammers cheat money all day long by cracking people. Don't cry, such a big man, I'll ask him what's going on. Mu Changli ran to Zhang Huotian's side again, grabbed him who was still struggling and asked, "You are honest, he is asking about marriage, right?
"The lonely star of the sky, all his life, lonely and miserable!"
"Do you think I don't know that this is Hua Ying? Calculate it carefully, give him a good one!" Mu Changli couldn't bear it anymore, and finally came up with a trick, "Do you know? Just last time, I solved a spell for this dead fat man, six figures, six figures!
Zhang Huotian's eyes immediately changed from indignation to sparkling, and the whole person sat back at the table with a swish, and slapped the table: "Mr. Yang, how many wives do you want?"
"Huh?" Yang Zhi, who was crying halfway, was stunned.