This question is a bit vicious, and there is a suspicion of taking information and forcing a statement. If you don't answer well, you may reveal the secret or lay the foundation for the future.

Senior Colonel Wu: "There are indeed many people who want to use them to develop biological and chemical weapons. ”

When the British reporter saw that Colonel Wu had taken the bait, he couldn't help but smile at the success of the conspiracy.

Senior Colonel Wu paused and continued: "These days, the public security department has arrested a lot of spies who have come to steal the symbiotic life samples of the Resident Snake and the Fog Snake, and the purpose is self-evident. Among them are people from your country, and the people from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs asked me to ask on my behalf, when will your country take people away?"

Now it's embarrassing.

The reporters in China burst out laughing, and one female reporter was so bad that she asked, "Colonel, how many spies have you caught these days?"

Senior Colonel Wu: "I don't know how much, the number of people is increasing every day, and the prison in W City can no longer fit it, so it has to be transported to the next city." The Ministry of Foreign Affairs waited for someone to collect it, but after waiting for a week, no one came to collect it, which was a bit inefficient. ”

Journalists from various countries: "......"

The unwilling reporters from various countries asked a few more tricky and vicious questions about extraterrestrial creatures, but they were all easily resolved by Colonel Wu.

"On this topic, there is no problem, right?" Seeing that no one asked any more, Colonel Wu said, "There is a piece of information here that needs to be actively released, and it needs to be added." This is information about the new armored vehicles, after three live-fire exercises, the military decided to increase the order, increase the number of purchases, from the original 30 to 720 vehicles. ”

In fact, the reason why this news was announced was entirely because the above wanted everyone to refocus their attention on the new armored vehicles, so as to pave the way for the next discipline film.

The designer stole the limelight from his equipment, so that it couldn't even get on the news, and there was no one left. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

After Colonel Wu mentioned it, the reporters' attention was really attracted.

A reporter asked: "Colonel, Xixi once said that this new armored vehicle is worth 18 billion yuan, but now the military wants to order 720 vehicles, obviously 18 billion yuan is bragging, can you tell me about the approximate price?"

Senior Colonel Wu: "No, Xixi is not lying, her car is a high-end version, and it is indeed worth 18 billion." The mass-produced type will be much lower, and as for the specific price, it is inconvenient to disclose. ”

"Eight-billion? Oh my God!"

"I thought it was fake, but I didn't expect it to be true. ”

"That's enough to build a third of an aircraft carrier!"

", three of an aircraft carrier?"

"It's probably the most expensive car in the world!"

Senior Colonel Wu: "No, you are wrong, the most expensive thing is not her car, but the first prototype, which is worth 28 billion!"

Domestic reporters were stunned by the high cost of this car.

American reporter: "Are you crazy? This money is enough to buy a lot of fifth-generation aircraft!"

The British reporter sourly: "With this money, it is better to build aircraft carriers and warships." ”

French journalist: "How much taxpayers' money is wasted?"

Mao Zi reporter: "I'm so envious, the money for research and development is enough to develop another fifth-generation aircraft!"

Reporter Ah San: "This is a lot of money burned, even in our country, there is no such thing." ”

Dumb Frog Reporter: "I guess it's the collective Shi Lezhi who would make such a stupid decision." ”

Pakistani Railway reporter: "It's amazing that my Chinese friend can build such a powerful armored car!"

Senior Colonel Wu: "There have been many people who have questioned the performance of this new armored vehicle, but they have all kept their mouths shut. I guess there are a lot of people who have doubts about our decision, but time will tell, so let's wait and see. ”

The foreign reporters were speechless, and everyone didn't dare to question it, because they were afraid of Lin Chenxi's crow mouth that didn't cover up anything and dared to say anything, and they were afraid that they would be milked by her and have a hurricane or something. You know, now that Category 5 Hurricane Emma has formed, Lao Mei is struggling to escape from a possible landing site! Do you really think that experts from all over the world agree with the performance of your car?

After the press conference, the Internet soon exploded, and netizens were talking about the content of this routine speech.

"What do you think is the zodiac?"

"I think it should be monkeys, after all, that group of drama spirits is the best match for this. ”

"I think it's supposed to be a dragon, it's powerful enough. ”

"But the word dragon is weird, dragon special forces?"

"It's a bit strange when you say that. ”

"Rat Special Forces×. Cattle special forces ×. The Tiger Special Forces are quite pleasing to the ear√ Rabbit and dragon ×. Snake ×. Horse ×. Sheep ×. Monkey √. Chicken ×. Dog ×. Pig ×. ”

"If you don't count the full name, you can basically get rid of all the words, leaving only tiger, rabbit and monkey. ”

"It's definitely not the full name of the rat and the ugly cow, Colonel Wu's words are already very clear. ”

"Whatever you say, I'm going to pick the monkey anyway. ”

"When the army of rabbits arrives, we will choose rabbits!"

"That rabbit is the cutest one!"

"Snake or something, soup. ”

"How did you choose this, this is the least likely of the three! The tiger is majestic, the monkey is clever, and the rabbit has what?

"Rabbit cute!"

"And the belly black. ”

No matter how impossible, the number of people who chose rabbits was the most, and the second and third place monkeys and tigers opened a gap of hundreds of thousands of votes and became a dark horse.

But think about it, this is also reasonable, who called the rabbit more fans, netizens already like to follow the trend and spoof, it can be seen that the aircraft carrier cast a Pi Phi shrimp number, and now they are taking the rhythm, many people who originally planned to choose monkeys and tigers have also switched to rabbits.

But what they didn't expect was that this mess was actually crooked.

On the other side, the new armored vehicle plate is equally lively.

"Is it really 18 billion?"

"Really, the colonel has confirmed. ”

"That prototype is even more exaggerated, 28 billion!"

"Gold isn't that expensive, is it?"

"It would be nice to touch it. ”

"I really envy my father-in-law, who drives such a trench car every day. ”

"The performance of this car is estimated to be beyond expectations, and the production model is estimated to be much cheaper, otherwise the military would not have placed such a large order. ”

"Isn't this nonsense? It's all shown in the video, don't you see it being rattled with a lot of shells?"

"I guess the armored car or something may be a lie, the body of this car may be a 4th generation tank!"

"Doesn't the tank have a tank gun? This car doesn't have a gun! And it's wheeled!"

"Who said it didn't have a cannon? With such a long car, it can't be hidden in the cannon?"

"The wheels aren't necessarily worse than the tracks, don't you see how scary it is when it's racing?"

"The maneuverability of difficult terrain is unknown, but the power of the road machine is simply overwhelming. ”