Chapter Twenty-Seven: It's Your Herpes
"Take an analogy, make an analogy! Kuku Kuku~ In short, let's start a business with my brother honestly! Now I don't have a family, I can work overtime every day, it's a good time to save money, dear! If you get married in the future and wash your children's diapers every day, how can you have time to earn money?"
Liu Jingtian's chest was shocked: "You put a hundred hearts, the company will treat the entrepreneurial veterans with absolute preferential treatment, and when you return to your hometown, you will also be given a set of gold helmets and gold armor, and you will return to your hometown in fine clothes!"
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Liu Jingtian hurried back: "I'm tired Dad! The next one is Guan Renxiu...... No, the old man is such a simple and strong person, and he has amazing skills in flirting with his sister, so he hasn't ordered it at all, so he has to find his brother to solve the problem!"
Turned around and flew to the gunsmith.
The gunworks and the steel mills are just a wall away, and the area is wide and orderly, and the kobolds are in full swing.
The cannons are poured out one by one, and then sent to the heat treatment workshop for annealing by cart, and then the cannon chamber is treated with an oversized boring machine, the trachoma on the outer wall is turned, and finally thrown to Brother Long's 'beautification team' to complete the final step of beautification work.
After the whole process, almost all of them are about to realize the streamlined operation.
On the walls of the factory, various precautions are also written in pinyin, and from time to time mobile discipline inspection teams come to supervise the work.
On the whole, the kobold's factory is simple but not simple, and everything is clean and tidy, and it is orderly. If there are more sophisticated products, they should also be able to master the production process quickly.
Liu Jingtian turned around and was very satisfied with everyone's work: "Sure enough, the compulsory literacy was right at the beginning, and only when the per capita reaches a primary school education can there be a soil for industrialization!"
After looking around, Liu Jingtian became more confident in the new weapon in the next stage, and then he came to Brother Long's workshop.
Because the noise of each workshop is terrible, everyone has taken the trouble to build a lot of rammed earth walls to isolate each other, and by the way, it can also prevent fire.
And far away, you can hear a series of clanging irons, and I don't know that Brother Long and his subordinates have made some magic things.
As soon as he entered the room, Liu Jingtian saw dozens of cannons in front of him, neatly arranged in a phalanx, and they all looked like finished products. In the distance, a group of kobolds surrounded several cannons, clanging with sledgehammers......
Liu Jingtian rubbed his eyes, only to feel that the cannons in front of him didn't seem to be quite right...... The more I look at it, the more uncomfortable I become!
After being stunned for two seconds, he screamed, his two front legs and two hind legs, and he didn't obey the call, and he stepped back like a cramp, and Liu Jingtian shouted: "Ah! My cannon! How can a cannon get herpes!!"
The dozens of cannons in front of me are all the same: a pimple on the barrel is connected to a pimple, and the whole cannon is full of mosquito bags the size of steel hammers...... Looks terrible......
Liu Jingtian's eyesight is very good, and he can see that there are chrysanthemum patterns printed on those round bumps......
A cannon is often two meters long, and all of them are covered with herpes, which looks really scared to death!
Rao is himself does not have a phobia of dense objects, and Liu Jingtian also began to sour water, and almost vomited!
"Guan Chaolong, you come out for me! I'm so angry with the old man!"
Brother Long is tired these days, his face is black and gray, and he doesn't know how long he hasn't washed his face!
As soon as he heard Liu Jingtian's movements, he ran out like a happy man, and shouted loudly from a distance: "Captain! Look at my cannon, I can't bring it up!"
Liu Jingtian felt bitter in his heart, but his breath was stuck in his throat, and he couldn't speak...... I really want to scratch the wall now!
Brother Long was on the rise, and a person was chattering there: "My design fully refers to the ninety-nine eighty-one gilded copper dings on the red lacquered gate of the Forbidden City!
"However, it is too expensive to use copper nails, and it is not special to use iron, so I imitated the chrysanthemum pattern on the front of a dollar coin, made a small round piece, burned it soft, and then knocked it on!
"You see, the delicate chrysanthemum small iron piece, coupled with the rough appearance of the pig iron cannon, I feel that this cannon is full of the atmosphere of the wilderness!"
Brother Long: ( ̄▽ ̄*)b
Liu Jingtian leaned against the wall and beat his chest hard, and it took a while to breathe:
"......Reckless, desolate? It's just a fertility cult! and TMD is bad for herpes...... No, I want to throw up again...... Gross!"
By the way, this thing really looks like some kind of discordant object, and it's not in harmony with Durex......
Looking at the room full of these things, Liu Jingtian's heart was groaning: "I feel the deep malice of the big universe...... Brother Long, you won!"
So, he turned around and ran out to greet his younger brother.
After a while, more than 100 dog heads, each with a file, killed a horse gun together: "Little ones, give it to me! It's the bitter gourd in front!"
Brother Long was taken aback: "Captain, let go! He's still a child!"
"Phew! I have acne and pretend to be innocent with me! File it all for me!"
A group of dogheads were mixed together in a daze, and they didn't know who to listen to. After making trouble for a long time, Liu Jingtian gradually lost his anger, and then he remembered why he came here this time.
"Oops, forgot business...... The little ones stop now! I remembered...... Guan Chaolong! I'm looking for you on business! Your sister seems to be a little homesick lately, and she always wants to go back...... In short, persuade your sister to let her stay and work for a few more years, rest assured, I will let her live like a princess, serving her all day long with wine and meat!"
Brother Long was entangled, and the person he had the most trouble with was this violent sister: "This, I don't object to this, but it seems to be a little difficult...... Otherwise, you will be my brother-in-law first, and then I will help you ......"
"Little ones, do it, file all his sticks for me!"
"Stop, stop! I promise you! I'll go and persuade her!"
Brother Long ran away reluctantly, turning back as he ran, for fear that his perfect work of art would be filed by Liu Jingtian behind his back...... The melancholy little eyes are no one......
Liu Jingtian sighed deeply: "Today is really unlucky, how can I get rid of these things...... By the way, you must wash your hands well when you go back......"
He looked at the herpes cannon in the room and felt sick again.
Since you can't file the knife, it's better to go with thirty-six strategies, and if you look at it a few more times, you won't have to get a long needle's eye.
But when I flew into the sky, the cold wind blew, and my brain cleared up.
Liu Jingtian thought about it carefully, this cannon was not used by himself! It will be handed over to the Portuguese in a few days, why should I bother?
As for those Portuguese......
"Kuku Ku Ku ~ Why is the old man laughing? Ku Ku Ku ~ But the old man just can't help but want to laugh!"
On the ground, as usual, another group of passers-by were screaming......
Author: There is another chapter in the evening