Zhang Hanhai and the girl turned their heads together and saw a ...... with heavy makeup

Fat woman...

Or the kind of old man who is definitely over fifty years old and still single... Ahem, in short, very spicy......

"Ahh

Before Zhang Hanhai could react, another scream echoed in his ears......

The scream was made by that cute Lori......

The voice is subdued and abrupt, with ups and downs, sweet and ...... Afraid......

"Huh?" the fat woman stared at the girl on the side, with a surprised and speechless look on her face.

This man...... It can't be sick, right......

The old lady shouted and you shouted? Hmph, a little girl dared to shout at the old lady? Okay, I'll accompany you!

"Ahhh......h

Sure enough, different people call it differently......

"Ahh

Zhang Hanhai, a lewd man, seems to be ...... It seems like...... Possible......

It's been forgotten......

As for the second daughter......

"Ahh

"Ahh

"Ahh

"Ahhh

......

Those who don't know think that some kind of shameful game is being played here......

Finally, at the most critical moment, it is up to our protagonist to stop this noise that can bring harm to the world.

I saw that he once again showed his unique Wang Ba...... The spirit of the king!

"Have you screamed enough?"

Look, what a domineering, what a powerful aura!

Moreover, I have to say that Zhang Hanhai's domineering spirit is really not covered, and the second daughter really stopped screaming......

"Sure enough, sir, I'm still a natural commander!"

That's right, Zhang Hanhai once again fell into the world of narcissism and couldn't extricate himself, Zhang Hanhai at this moment, the whole person was floating......

"Ah!!h

The two daughters spoke in unison, roaring the sky, the sky shattered, and Zhang Hanhai doubted life.

Is this really the sound a girl should have?

Sure enough, Dad was right, women, there is no one to mess with......

"Boom!"

A loud roar sounded, and the wooden house on the side ......

It collapsed like this!!

", you two are enough! Master, did I recruit you or provoke you, rob your house, or dig up your ancestral grave?" Zhang Hanhai was suddenly angry, that wooden house was where he slept! Although it was a little broken, it was at least a place to live! So he said a lot to the second daughter, and he said ......

It seems to make some sense......

But......

You just talk to two women nakedly, as if ......

That's a mistake in itself......

System: "I really found a fake host, this IQ ...... I guess there's no one......"

If a fool's IQ is one, the IQ of the mentally handicapped is three, the IQ of an ordinary person is five, the genius is eight, and the demon is ten......

And he?

At most, it's two, and it's a special two......

"Perverted", "Shameless", "Hooligan", "Perverted", "Psychotic", "Dengzi!"

The second daughter turned around, one by one, one by one, and Zhang Hanhai looked confused and puzzled.

I don't think I've done anything......

When did you become perverted? When did you become shameless? And what the hell is the sign of this psychotic disciple?

At this moment, even the system couldn't sit still, and a mixed electronic sound sounded in Zhang Hanhai's mind

"Ding, the holographic projection ability of the system is automatically turned on!"

"Uh...... What the hell is this holographic projection, isn't it gone except for deprivation?"

"Ding, the holographic projection ability is because the system devoured the first ability obtained by the previous achievement reward of the Xiuzhen Binary Modifier. ”

"Oh, what's the use of this ability......"

"It can make the host see its own physical condition and the current appearance of the whole body, which can be understood as a mirror. ”

"Then use it once and see"

"Ding, holographic projection is on. ”

At the same moment, Zhang Hanhai's consciousness entered the system space, and a photo appeared in front of him, which fell to the ground with a click......

"System"

"Host, please"

"I want to ask, why is this holographic projection ......" At this time, Zhang Hanhai's expression was very flat, and he seemed to have looked down on all this.

"Ding, the system will answer, because this system was a little underfunded when it was created, there is no way to support too much programmatic information, so the host will just take it!"

Will......

It's just your brother-in-law! Lack of funds? What the hell is it! Inheritance is bread, projection is a photo, why don't you tell me that you still use a vacuum cleaner when you take it away!

"Ding, congratulations to the host for answering correctly, completing the "Witty Performance 1" achievement, and rewarding Diet ×10"

Still......

Really...... This is really not a normal world......

"Alas, I don't care so much about you, I'll ask you one last question" Zhang Hanhai sighed, sure enough, he still had to get used to this terrible system as soon as possible.

Maybe for others, this system is not terrible, but for Zhang Hanhai, it is really ......

It's like the end of the world!

The end of the world is just a sudden thing, but with this system, it is tormenting!

"Host excuse me"

"What the hell is this special pill, what do you mean by the system, you want me to be unable to get up in bed, right?"

"Ding, the system will answer"

Thereupon......

A sheet of A4 paper is slowly spit out of the press......

It's still the same recipe, it's still a familiar taste, and the style of painting is still ......

Zhang Hanhai was full of tiredness and took the A4 paper in his hand, wanting to cry without tears......

When he saw the first small print on the A4 paper, he ...... again

The collapse of the outlook on life has been realized!

Introduction: Mighty Pill, let you become more durable, Mighty and domineering, Mighty Pill is made of 32 kinds of heavenly and earthly treasures, Wen Yuan replenishes the spirit, straightens and solidifies the foundation, do you want to exude the spirit of the king everywhere?

This...... Is it really the strongest system in all worlds? However, now it seems that ......

Or am I being naïve......

At last......

Wen Yuan replenishes the spirit?

I'm not going to ask for a kidney treasure!

But......

He's just a small host, so what's the solution?

Looking down with a heart full of congestion and bitterness, the expression on his face changed again and again, and finally he put down the A4 paper excitedly.

Sure enough, the system is still reliable......

This strong pill is not the other strong pill, eat the powerful strong pill and the physical strength will be increased ten times instantly, the power is powerful, please maintain a high-quality and good physical foundation when using it, it may lead to an explosion of the body~~

Well......

As for what kind of explosion, what is too empty, it was decisively ignored by Zhang Hanhai......

At this moment, on the reverse side of the A4 paper, there is a line of words written in red paint: "After use, the side effects are extremely great, and the male and female hormones will soar sharply, and if they are not solved in time, they will explode and die." ”

But......

He just didn't see it......