Speaking of this, Jay Chou stopped, picked up the fragrant tea on the table, and poured it violently.

The babyface was anxious: "Little 'second' son, I just whetted the appetite of the old lady, why don't you talk about it?

A sister named Xiaohong said: "As long as you say that our sisters are happy, I will accompany you to drink flower wine tonight." ”

"Count me in!"

"I'll be with you too!"

"Let's just five sisters turn the clouds and rain! You will be soaked in the rain from top to bottom!"

When Zhou Jielun saw it, he was so frightened that he hurriedly spoke: "Sisters, I don't want to be paid." It's just thirsty, moisten your throat, I'll talk about it. ”

So, Jay Chou started talking again......

Out of the clear, and look at the story on the stone.

On that day, the land fell into the southeast, this southeast corner has a place called Gusu, there is a city called the gate of the city, the most is the red dust in the first and second class of rich and elegant place.

Next to the temple lives a hometown eunuch, surnamed Zhen, the name Fei, the word Shiyin, the wife of the Feng family, the temperament of the virtuous lady, and the deep understanding of etiquette and righteousness. Although his family is not very wealthy, the local people also promote him as a prominent family.

Because this Zhen Shi is faint and tranquil, he does not think of merit, he only watches flowers and cultivates bamboos every day, drinks wine and reverses poetry for pleasure, but it is a first-class character of the gods.

One day, in the hot summer and eternal day, Shi Yin sat in the study, until he was tired and threw away the book, rested a few times, and fell asleep unconsciously.

When you dream of one place, you can't tell where it is.

Suddenly, a monk came to the room, and they talked about it.

I heard the preacher ask, "What do you want to do with you this foolish thing?"

The monk smiled and said: "Don't worry, now that there is a merry case that should be closed, this dry and merry family has not yet been reincarnated into the world. ”

The man said: "It turns out that the recent romance and injustice will not be able to cause a catastrophe for all generations, but I don't know where and where it has fallen?"

The monk smiled and said: "This matter is funny, it is a rare thing that has never been heard of for thousands of years. Recently, this Shen Ying waiter is full of heart, taking advantage of this Changming Taiping Dynasty, intending to go down to the world to create a fantasy fate, and has registered in front of the police fantasy fairy case.

The fairy said, 'He is the favor of nectar, and I have no water to return, and since he has been a man in the next life, I will go to the next life as a man, but I can repay him with all the tears of my life.—Therefore, I have hooked up many romantic relatives and accompanied them to settle the case.' ”

The man said: "If it is rare, I have never heard of it, and there is no such thing as tears. ”

The monk said: "There have always been a few romantic figures, but they are only passed on about their general and poetic chapters, and they have not been recorded in the family boudoir for a drink and a meal. ”

The Taoist said, "Why don't you and I go to the next world to get rid of a few, isn't it a merit?"

The monk said: "It is exactly what I want, you and I will go to the womb of the police illusion fairy, and hand over the stupid thing clearly, and when this dry and evil ghost is finished, you and I will go again. ”

The Taoist said, "In that case, let it go as you want." ”

said that Zhen Shiyin understood it, but he didn't know what the "stupid thing" was.

Then he couldn't help but step forward to salute, and asked with a smile: "The second immortal master is invited." ”

The monk was also busy answering each other's questions, Shi Yin said: "It is suitable to hear the cause and effect that the immortal master talks about, and the real world is rarely heard, but the disciple is stupid and can't understand it. ”

The two immortals smiled and said: "This is a mystery that cannot be predicted. ”

Shi Yin listened, and it was inconvenient to ask again, because he smiled and said: "The mystery cannot be leaked in advance, but Shiyun 'stupid thing-, I don't know why, maybe can I see it?"

The monk said, "If you ask about this thing, there is a relationship. ”

As he spoke, he took it out and handed it to Shiyin, who took it and looked at it, it turned out to be a bright piece of jade, with clear handwriting on it, engraved with the words "Tongling Baoyu", and a few lines of small characters behind it.

When I wanted to take a closer look, the monk said that he had reached the illusion realm, so he forcibly snatched it from his hand, and the Taoist actually passed a big stone archway, and the book had four big characters, which was "too illusory realm".

When the fake is true, the truth is also false, and there is no place for inaction.

Shi Yin wanted to follow, but when Fang moved, he suddenly heard a thunderclap, like a landslide. Shiyin shouted, looked at it, and saw the scorching sun, the plantain was rising, and he forgot most of the things he dreamed.

Seeing that the grandmother was coming with Yinglian in her arms, Shi Yin saw that her daughter was becoming more and more pink, and she felt pleased, so she reached out and took it in her arms, and played him naughty, and then took it to the front of the street to see the excitement of the meeting.

When Fang wanted to come in, he saw a monk coming from the other side: the monk was lame and unkempt, crazy, squandering and laughing.

When he arrived at his door, he saw Shi Yin holding Yinglian, and the monk began to cry, and said to Shi Yin: "Donor, what are you doing with this fateful thing that affects your father and mother?"

When Shi Yin heard this, he knew that it was crazy, and he didn't pay attention to him.

The monk also said, "Give up me, give up me!"

Shi Yin was impatient, so he took his daughter and withdrew to go in, but the monk pointed at him and laughed, and recited four words in his mouth:

Habitually pampered laughing at you stupidly, Linghua empty to the snow.

After the Lantern Festival, it is time for the smoke to extinguish the fire.

Shi Yin understood and hesitated, intending to ask them where they came from.

I only heard the Taoist say: "You and I don't have to go together, just break up, and go to each camp. ”

The monk said, "The best, the best!"

After speaking, as soon as the two of them went, they were no longer seen.Shi Yin thought to himself at this time: these two people must have a background, they should try to ask, and now it is too late to regret it.

This Shiyin was thinking about it, and suddenly saw a poor Confucian living in the gourd temple next door - surnamed Jia Minghua, the words flew when the words were flying, and the alias Yucun came out.

This Jiayu Village was originally a Huzhou clan, but also a family of poets, scholars, and eunuchs, because he was born in the last days, his parents and ancestors have exhausted their foundations, and the population is declining.

Since the previous year, he came here, drowned again, temporarily settled in the temple, and sold words and essays every day for a living, so Shiyin often handed over to him.

When Yucun saw Shi Yin, he hurriedly smiled and said, "The old gentleman is leaning on the door, dare there be any news in the market?"

Shi Yin smiled: "No, because the little girl cried, it was boring to lead him out to play, my brother came just right, please enter the small fast to talk, and each other can eliminate this eternal day." ”

As he spoke, he sent his daughter in, and came to the study hand in hand with Yucun.

The child offered tea, and Fang talked for three or five sentences, and suddenly the family flew to report: "Master Yan is here to worship." ”

Shi Yin hurriedly got up and apologized: "Forgive the sin of driving, sit down, and my brother will come to accompany you." ”

Yucun hurriedly got up and said: "Old gentleman, please take care of it. ”

With that, Shiyin had already left the front hall.

Suddenly I heard a woman's cough outside the window, and Yucun got up and looked out the window, it turned out to be a maid, picking flowers there, and she was well-groomed, her eyebrows were clear, although she was not very beautiful, but there was also something moving.

Yucun was stunned unconsciously, the Zhen family maid picked up the flowers, and when she wanted to leave, she suddenly looked up and saw someone in the window, wearing old clothes, although she was poor, she was born with a round waist and a thick back, a wide face and a square mouth, and she also had sword eyebrows and starry eyes, a straight nose and cheeks.

The maid hurriedly turned around and avoided it, thinking in her heart: "This life is so majestic, but it is so ragged, I think he must be what my master often says about Jia Yu Village, every intention to help Zhou Ji, but there is not much opportunity. ”

When Yucun saw him turn around, he thought that this woman was interested in him, so he was ecstatic, because this woman must be a giant-eyed hero, and a confidant in the dust.

Shiyin treats guests as soon as they are scattered, and Zhiyu Village is convenient, and he does not invite again.

One day, in the morning and the Mid-Autumn Festival, Shiyin's family banquet has ended, but there is another seat in the study, but he walks to the temple to invite Yu Village.

It turned out that Yucun had reviewed him twice since that day when he saw the maid of the Zhen family, and he thought he was a confidant, so he always kept it in his heart.

Unpredictable three life wishes, often add a period of sorrow.

When you are bored, you will collect your forehead and go back a few times.

Looking at the shadow of the wind, who is worthy of the moon?

If Toad Guang is interested, go up to the Jade Building first.

Yucun groaned, because he thought about his life's ambitions, and the time was not right, but he scratched his head and sighed to the sky, and re-chanted a couplet:

The jade seeks a good price in the middle, and the hairpin flies when it waits in the house.

Just when Shi Yin came to hear it, he said with a smile: "Brother Yucun is really ambitious!"

Yucun hurriedly smiled: "But even if you chant the words of your predecessors, how dare you be born so far." ”

Because he asked, "Why did the old gentleman come here?"

Shi Yin smiled: "Tonight's Mid-Autumn Festival, commonly known as the 'Festival of Reunion-, I want to respect my brother's travel to send the monk's room, not without a sense of loneliness, so I have a special drink, invite my brother to our Zhai for a drink, I don't know if you can accept Qin?"

When Yucun heard this, he didn't shirk it, so he smiled and said: "Since you are loved, how dare you be so gracious." ”

As he spoke, he went back to the academy with the sergeant.

After the tea is over, the cups and plates have already been set, not to mention the delicious wine and food.

The two of them sat down, first poured a drink, and then gradually talked until they were excited, and they didn't feel that they were limited.

At that time, every household in the neighborhood was singing, the first round of the bright moon, flying colors, the two of them became more and more proud, and the wine was dry.

At this time, Yucun had seven or eight points of alcohol, and he couldn't help but be happy, but he was nostalgic for the moon, and the slogan was a perfect cloud:

When it comes to reunion, it is full of clear light jade fences.

It took a round in the sky to come out, and all the surnames in the world looked up.

Shi Yin heard this, and shouted: "Wonderful! Every brother I say will not be a long-term dweller, and the words I chant today, the sign of soaring has been seen, and I will be able to take over the clouds in the near future.

It is a family to congratulate Yucun because he has done it, sighing: "If you talk about fashion in the future, you may be able to sell your name in the later life, but you are at a loss for the travel expenses of your bags today, and Shenjing is far away, and you can get it by selling words and writing articles." ”

Shi Yin didn't wait to finish speaking, and said: "Brother why don't you say it earlier, foolish every time you have this heart, but every time you meet your brother, my brother doesn't talk about it, so I don't dare to be abrupt.

Immediately ordered the boy to go in, quickly sealed fifty taels of silver, and two sets of winter clothes.

Yucun accepted the silver clothes, but a little thanks, did not mind, still eating, drinking and laughing.

After Shiyin sent Yucun, he went back to the room and slept until the red sun woke up.

Because of thinking about last night's events, I intend to write two more letters of recommendation and bring them to the Shendu with Yucun, so that Yucun will pay homage to the house of the eunuch as a place to stay.

Because when the envoy went over to invite, the family went back and said: "The monk said that Jia Ye has entered Beijing today, and he also left a message to convey to the monk to the master, saying, 'The scholar is not in the zodiac and the underworld, and he always takes the matter of reason, so he can't resign in person."

When Shi Yin heard this, he had no choice but to give up.

It's really easy to pass in the idle place, and suddenly it's the Yuanxiao Festival.Shi Yin's family Huo Qi hugged Yinglian to see the spark lantern of the society, in the middle of the night, Huo Qiyin wanted a small relief, so he put Yinglian on the threshold of a family and sat down.

was so anxious that Huo Qi searched for half the night, and when he didn't see him until dawn, Huo Qi didn't dare to come back to see his master, so he fled to another country.

Na Shiyin and his wife, seeing that their daughter did not return overnight, knew that something was wrong, and then asked a few people to look for it, but when they came back, there was no sound.

The husband and wife, who only gave birth to this girl for half a lifetime, once lost, did not think, so they cried day and night, and almost never looked for death.

Look at January, Shi Yin first got sick, and at that time, the Feng family also had a disease because of thinking about their daughters, and asked for medical treatment every day.

I don't want to burn the window paper on March 15 on this day, the gourd temple is fried, and those monks are not careful, causing the oil pot to escape, so they burn the window paper.

Most of the people in this party use bamboo hedges and wooden walls, probably because of the calamity, so one after another, five and four, and a street is burned like a mountain of flames.

At that time, although there were soldiers and civilians to save them, the fire had become a momentum, how could they be saved?

After burning overnight, Fang gradually extinguished, and I don't know how many burned.

It's just that the poor Zhen family is next door, and it has already been burned to a rubble field.Only the lives of his wife and several family members have not been hurt.The anxious man can only sigh and sigh.He has to discuss with his wife and go to the grange to settle down.

In recent years, there has been no harvest due to floods and droughts, and rats and thieves have risen up, nothing more than grabbing the land, rats stealing dogs, and the people are not at ease, so the officers and soldiers have been arrested, and it is difficult to settle down.

His father-in-law's name is Fengsu, and his family is as big as the state people's family, although he is a farmer, his family is still solid.

Seeing his son-in-law coming in such an embarrassment, he felt a little unhappy in his heart.

Shi Yin is a person who reads, and he is not used to things such as physiological crops, so he barely supports it for a year or two, and the more he feels poor, the more he feels poor.

Shi Yin knew that he couldn't throw himself into people, and he couldn't help but regret it in his heart, and then he was frightened in his last year, and he was angry and resentful, and he had accumulated injuries, and he was poor and sick in his twilight years, and he gradually revealed the situation of the next life.

But it happened that on this day, when he was on crutches and frustrated to the front of the street to relax, he suddenly saw a lame Taoist over there, crazy and detached, dressed in quails, and reciting a few words in his mouth, the Tao was:

Everyone in the world knows that the gods are good, but they can't forget their fame!

Where will the past and the present meet? A pile of grass is gone.

Everyone in the world knows that the gods are good, only gold and silver can't forget!

In the end, he only hated to gather much, and when he was long, his eyes were closed.

Everyone in the world knows that the gods are good, only the wife can't forget it!

Jun's birthday said kindness, and Jun died and went with others.

Everyone in the world knows that the gods are good, only the children and grandchildren can't forget!

There are many infatuated parents in ancient times, who has seen filial piety to their children and grandchildren?

When Shi Yin heard this, he came up and said, "What are you talking about?

The man smiled and said, "If you hear the word 'good-', you can still understand it.

Shi Yin originally had Su Hui, and when he heard this, he had already realized it in his heart.

The Taoist smiled: "You understand, you understand." ”

Shi Yin Nai says:

The burrow is empty, the wat is full of beds, the withered grass is withered and the poplars are once a singing and dancing field. The spider silk is full of carved beams, and the green yarn is now pasted on the canopy window. Because of the small yarn hat, resulting in the shackles, yesterday I was pitiful and cold, and now I am afraid of the purple python: I will appear on the stage when you sing it, and I will think that the other country is my hometown.

When the crazy lame man heard this, he clapped his hands and laughed: "Solve it, solve it!"

Shi Yin said, "Let's go!"

snatched the cloth from the Taoist's shoulders and carried it on his back, but he didn't go home, and drifted away with the crazy Taoist. When the neighborhood was stirred, everyone regarded it as a news legend.

Fortunately, there are two old maids and servants around him, and the master and servant make some needlework and sell day and night to help his father use the degree.

On this day, the eldest girl of the Zhen family was buying thread in front of the door, and suddenly heard the sound of shouting on the street, and everyone said that the new grandfather had arrived.

When the maid hid in the door to watch, she saw the military prison fast, one-on-one past, and the sedan chair carried a black hat and robe of the official mansion.

The maid was stunned, thinking that this official was kind and kind, as if she had seen it there. ”

When Feng Su heard this, he was stunned, and he didn't know what was going on......