Chapter 69: A New Game
Jay Chou didn't know what Kun Kun thought, and as soon as he left the room, he was intercepted by his mother and Kun Kun's parents, who rushed to hear the letter.
"You and Kunkun?" Kunkun's mother stared at Jay Chou.
"Mother, she is already my wife. Zhou Jielun officially changed his words and called Kunkun's mother his mother.
Kunkun's mother sighed: "You two are really anxious, wait for half a month more to hold the wedding before ......"
After saying that, Kunkun's mother went into the room to see Kunkun.
Jay Chou's mother pointed at Jay Chou and went into the room.
When Zhou's mother entered, Kunkun's face was red: "Auntie!"
Zhou's mother smiled and said, "Don't you change your words?"
"Mother!" Kunkun bowed his head shyly.
Father Kun outside the house looked at Zhou Jielun: "What are you going to arrange?"
Jay Chou thought for a while and said, "Father, I am going to hold a wedding with Kunkun in ten days. β
At this time, Zhou Cang, who rushed to hear the letter, asked, "It's too hasty!"
Zhou Jielun said: "I have a month to go to the Tang Empire. This time, thousands of miles away, I want to take Kunkun to my house to live, so that it will be safer. β
A few people thought about it, too, Zhou Jielun is not a small number of enemies, these people have no way to deal with Zhou Jielun, because of the guarantee of the Xi'an Martial Academy, so the backer Wangfu is also safe.
However, the merchant Kun family is the weakest.
If you come to the middle level of martial arts, the Kun family will have to climb down.
And Kunkun, who is Jay Chou's fiancΓ©e, is the most dangerous.
Only the wedding was held, and Kunkun was Jay Chou's wife.
In that way, the Kun family and Kunkun will be protected by the Xi'an Martial Academy.
I believe that no one dares to fight their ideas.
In the living room of Zhou Jielun's small courtyard, the helmsmen of the Kun and Zhou families finally set a date: on the sixteenth (ninth day) of this month, Zhou Jielun and Kun Kun got married.
So, the two began to work together and distribute wedding cards.
Dignitaries of various countries, invited by Emperor Qi,
Merchants from all over the world, invited by the Kun family.
Martial arts heroes, elegant scholars in the literary world, invited by the backer Wangfu.
As long as it is a person who comes to attend Jay Chou's wedding, it will be arranged in Osmanthus Villa.
Jay Chou is thinking about how to make his wedding forever recorded in the history of the Shenfeng Continent.
Even after 10,000 years, people can remember themselves and Kunkun.
Although poetry and poetry can be passed down through the ages, the audience is too small.
Only those literati and writers can pay attention to history.
Ordinary people, living under the subsistence line, who cares about your famous poems and nouns.
I won't pay attention to whether there is Jay Chou in history.
Therefore, we must think of a way for people of all ages, men and women, officials and people, rich and poor, to remember themselves.
Jay Chou, who thought for a long time to no avail, walked out of the room.
The cub bear playing in the yard glanced up at Jay Chou and continued his game.
The bear cub is playing a game that has no number of paths, which is to throw a few pieces of bamboo around.
But there is still a rule, that is, the long bamboo blocks eat the short bamboo blocks.
Jay Chou's heart suddenly lit up, and there was a way.
So, Jay Chou collected all the carpenters in the family.
Take out the pattern, specify the materials, and let them make it.
After half a day of hard work, a pair of mahjong was finally made.
Ladies and gentlemen should know by now: Jay Chou is transplanting the traditional gambling culture of Earth China - mahjong to the Shenfeng Continent.
After a day of exercise, everyone in the backer king's mansion learned to play mahjong.
On this day, Emperor Qi came to the backer king's mansion for a private visit, and accidentally found that the backer king was not in the practice room.
During the search, the Emperor heard "whooshing" sounds in several places.
I even heard the voice of the ghost crying wolf: "It's all the same!
The emperor looked at the leader of Dongchang, the leader shook his head, he didn't know what was going on.
Finally blocked a servant and pointed out the location of the backer.
The Emperor led the people to the target.
Upon entering, the emperor was startled.
There were more than a dozen people in the hall, around a table.
Everyone's attention was focused on the table, and some people shouted: "Jie Zai, fire the gun!"
As soon as the guards around the emperor heard the cannon, they immediately surrounded the emperor in the middle to protect him.
At this time, Zhou Jielun smiled and said: "I know what grandpa needs? β
As soon as Jay Chou's voice finished speaking, Zhou Cang's voice sounded: "Haha! Good grandson! I know that I feel sorry for my grandfather, and I finally won a game." Give money, give money! Ten taels of silver for a family. β
Zhou Jielun's second uncle said angrily: "Jie Zai, did you do it on purpose? Your grandfather won thirty taels of silver, which is almost the end of the book, but I have lost more than fifty taels so far." I've lost the most. When it's over, you must pay me back fifty taels of silver. β
Jay Chou: "Why?"
Jay Chou's second uncle: "I am your second uncle." β
"Cut! There is no size at the table, only winning or losing. β
"Win or lose? Is it fair that you try to light a cannon for your dad and your grandfather, but you don't give me a shot?"
"I'll give you something, but you're too small, so you have to be a big beard. Who is to blame?"
"But when I was a big beard, why didn't you light a cannon?" said Jay Chou's second uncle.
"That's Dahu, is it good, I will shoot double, and a hundred taels of silver will be gone, am I so stupid?"
"You!" Zhou Jielun's second uncle was so angry that he stood up and wanted to teach Zhou Jielun a lesson.
Inadvertently, when he saw the emperor in the hall, he was so frightened that he hurriedly ran over and knelt down to say goodbye: "See Uncle Huang!"
Everyone in the hall, except for Zhou Cang, knelt down: "See the emperor!"
"Flat!" the emperor walked quickly to the table and looked at the mahjong on the table.
"What is this?"
Zhou Jielun had no choice but to explain the principle and gameplay of mahjong.
When the emperor heard this, he was immediately interested: "Bring me a chair, and I'll see how you play." β
So, the emperor sat next to Zhou Jielun, watched Zhou Jielun play four laps, and in Zhou Jielun's explanation, he finally figured out the tricks of mahjong.
In the fifth circle, the emperor drove Zhou Jielun up, sat on the stage himself, and fought.
Maybe it was because of his good luck, in the first set, under the staff of Jay Chou, the emperor actually won.
Although he was a small beard, the victory at the beginning made the emperor sit for ten hours.
It's getting dawn.
It wasn't until the eunuch persuaded him that he was about to go to court that the emperor reluctantly got up.
However, when leaving, the emperor confiscated the table of mahjong together.
After the next dynasty, the emperor ordered the eunuchs to teach several concubines and queens mahjong, while he himself seized the time to catch up on sleep.
When the emperor woke up and came to the harem, he found that the harem had become a mahjong parlor.
It turned out that only a few concubines learned mahjong, but the news leaked, attracting many concubines as apprentices.
Later, the apprentice came out of the school, set up his own door, and opened a mahjong parlor.
A few hours after the emperor slept, the concubines in the palace were already mahjong veterans.
Not only that, but the maid Yahuan also learned, and the eunuch also learned.
The palace urgently allocated 100 carpenters and made 300 pairs of mahjong for backup.
There was a light wind in the palace, and it rained heavily outside the palace.
The mahjong fever in the palace soon spread outside the palace.
There are also craftsmen who make mahjong and sell them at a high price: a set of 100 taels of silver.
It was quickly sold out.
As a result, Wangfujing, the originally prosperous capital, has become a situation where only a few kittens and a few big dogs roam the market.
At the entrances of the shops on both sides, mahjong tables are lined up.
People went to see mahjong.
There are no customers to buy goods, and no merchants to sell goods.
What's more, a customer wanted to buy wine, and no one paid attention to it for a long time.
Only one voice came: "Don't bother me, I'm about to win a big name." Take what you like, don't want money. β
This man thought, don't want money, it's a good thing!
But I only have one pair of hands, how can I take it?
Not to mention, in the end, he came up with a solution: if you don't have a bag, then use your stomach.
So, he drank three pounds of wine and was so drunk that he was at the door of the store.