"I'm a little hungry. I stood in front of everyone, stretched out my hand and pulled up the palm of Wan Lingxin, and said to Wan Lingxin.

"I'm going to cook. Wan Lingxin smiled sweetly, then broke free of my palm and ran away.

Alas......

There was a sigh behind me, and I turned to look at the old man behind me.

"Old Taishan, you can't have eaten your girl's cooking, have you?" I raised my eyebrows and looked at Wanfeng.

So, with a flick of the sleeves of the windswept robe, he snorted coldly and left angrily.

This is definitely menopause, and it can also be accompanied by mental retardation. I watched my old man's pole disappear around the corner and pouted.

Everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief, and even dared to joke with their father-in-law, it seems that now I am indeed back.

The head of Jianlan also immediately left, thinking that he should go to appease his old wife who had eaten his girl's vinegar.

Song Ercub tilted his head and craned his neck to take a look at the house that had been completely shaken up by me. After a moment, he walked up to me with a calm face and held out a palm.

"What are you doing?" I glared at Song Ercub.

"Give money. ”

Why did Lao Tzu give you money?

"The house is mine, a tael of gold. Song Ercub pointed to the house behind me and said.

Grass, don't you dare to pick a little?

"I don't have any money. "I spread my hands towards Song Ercub. I'm really not lying, I'm really not rich, as an excellent man in the new era, money is simply an insult to me, have you ever seen Lao Tzu have money? If you have, I beg you, insult me fiercely, okay?

Song Ercub didn't look like he was faking my expression, so he stretched out his hand to Wan Lingxin, who was returning with food.

Damn, you know how to do it.

So, after hearing the ins and outs, Juan Ling happily gave Song Ercub a tael of gold, and completely bought out the dilapidated house.

So, after a long time, Changshan City became the second largest city in the underworld, and countless ninefold powerhouses of the fate realm did not hesitate to spend a lot of money, just to be able to stay in a dilapidated room with only broken walls and ruins for a long time, the speed of money is much faster than that, after all, what has to be given to the boss seventy percent, even the top card can only be taken forty percent by oneself, and sixty percent to the boss. And such a dilapidated house, the cost is definitely less than one or two gold, and more importantly, there is no need to repair it at all, because even if the wind and rain blow, the thunder and fire, the dilapidated house stands quietly like that, the crooked beams are like the pillars of the sky, standing still, and even the dust that looks light and fluttering, is not much, one is not much.

And it is such a dilapidated house, but it has a resounding name in later generations: Dengsendai.

Of course, this is all a later story, and I didn't know that there was such a thing, until I took a family to visit the underworld, only under the guidance of the scalper, I spent 10,000 taels of gold, and finally unveiled the mystery of this Dengsendai, and that consumption, also became the biggest stain in my life, no more expensive, only the most expensive, more fucked up than the Qingdao prawns that stepped on the horse.

The noodles were very hot, so I sat on a chair with a sea bowl and sucked the noodles while the others watched me suck the noodles quietly.

"Do you see a der?" slowly a bowl of noodles was finally sucked by me, and when I raised my head with hot air, I saw this scene, so I wiped my mouth on my cuffs, and directly burst out with such a sentence.

I regretted it after asking.

"Hmm. Everyone nodded in unison.

Grass!

I scolded fiercely, but what I didn't expect was that the three women of Wan Lingxin, Qin Xin, and Crescent Moon also nodded yes. I really want to ask again, do you know what I'm talking about? People Xiaobai Xing, Xiaobai is a doctor, people should understand human organs, you three know a fart, especially the crescent moon, every day with a double ponytail, a lolita, no matter how you look like an underage girl, what kind of coaxing do you follow? However, I always feel that I seem to have wronged Qin Xin, look at the recent changes in this woman, especially the breasts, the development is called a rapid, I suspect, she understands.

So, I looked at Qinxin, then at Tsing Yi, then at Qinxin, and then at Tsing Yi. After tossing back and forth a few times, Qin Xin's face finally turned red, covered his face and ran away.

Then, Wan Lingxin chased out, and when Yueya saw that Wan Lingxin chased out, she also chased out with a gossip face. Then, after rolling his eyes at a few of us men, Xiaobai sighed and left.

Hey...... Hey...... Hey......

This performance is stable, stable. The rest of the group of men looked at Tsing Yi, and their faces all had wolf friendly expressions that only men understand.

"It's normal, and I'm not incompetent. "Tsing Yi is very generous, and he directly recognized it, but what are you doing when you look at me when you speak? You can do it, can Lao Tzu? Can you do it? Can you ...... Yes......

I almost cried, Made, I can't do it.

Tsing Yi, can you be a little less virtuous when you step on a horse? You are talking short in front of the lame man, pulling the blind man to guess the lantern riddle, you are shameless......

There was only a group of men left in the room, two gods, and a few of us, and everyone jumped in Tsing Yi to explain the development status of the matter, as well as the development process, and the foreshadowing work of the early development, etc., etc., etc., but unfortunately, Tsing Yi was tight-lipped and didn't say anything.

In desperation, everyone could only give Tsing Yi a straight middle finger. And then...... And then...... Swap out for a target.

"Fatty, do you know Zhu Bajie?" I looked at the flower farmer.

"I don't know. ”

No way, the nine-toothed nail rake Lao Tzu can see it clearly, exactly the same as what he watched on TV.

"What about Pig Wuneng?"

"I don't know. ”

"Where's Pig Gang Henena?"

"I don't know. ”

I slapped my thigh, yes, these are the names of Zhu Bajie after the netherworld.

"What about Marshal Tianpeng?"

"You said that force, I know. ”

I didn't come up with a full burp on the horse, I almost choked to death, I grew so big, I heard someone call Zhu Bajie by the name "force" for the first time.

However, although the flower farmer said this, it piqued our interest even more, but to confirm my suspicions, I continued to ask.

"Is it the one who is in charge of the 80,000 water army of Tianhe? And is his rake the one you took, called Baoqin Golden Palladium. ”

"Yes. If you had said Marshal Tianpeng, I would have known, but this rake is not his, it is mine. The flower farmer said.

"Yours?"

"Ang, look at his force, look, it's hard to walk, what does he want to rake for?"

In other words, you shouldn't be any worse than his force, right? You weigh 250 pounds on a horse, and your belly should be half of it, right?

"There's a fight. ”

"Have you ever seen a rake for fighting? The only use for this thing is to plow the ground. After the flower farmer finished speaking, he gestured with his finger.

I looked up at the roof, I am now really afraid that the flower farmer will suddenly click a thunderbolt on his head, and directly kill him, the Baoqin gold palladium is built by Taishang Laojun himself, saying that the weapons built by others are planed, which is simply the biggest insult to the manufacturer, comparable to the Taobao buyer show.

"Moreover, Lao Jun made this rake for me to use for plowing the ground. ”33

Hold the grass! Insider, big insider.

"Then how did it end up in the hands of Marshal Tianpeng?"

"My wife gave it to him. ”

The room was full of astonishment.

"What's wrong?" the flower farmer asked with a confused look on our faces.

Riding a horse, I instantly thought of one thing, the flower farmer was green. As the saying goes, if you often walk by the river, how can you not get your shoes wet. Look, look, this response has been tested, right? Every day you tinker with green plants, this time it is green.

"That...... The ...... "I said in a hurry, I was now thinking about whether to remind the flower farmer about this, but looking at the flower farmer's somewhat confused expression, I still decided, in the spirit of brotherhood, I want to kindly remind him.

"Your wife, stole your things and gave them to another man. I deliberately accentuated the words "other men".

"Stealing? not stealing. "The flower farmer's hand-shake is almost becoming a popular flower hand on the Internet.

Not stealing?

"My wife insisted on going. ”

I, Nima, is the heavenly realm already so open? The things given to other men are all forcibly taken from their husbands, which is a typical elbow turned outward, turning the muzzle of the cannon and blasting in.

I don't know how to continue to pick up the topic of flower farmers, this typical Zhou Yu who stepped on a horse hit Huang Gai, people themselves don't feel green, Lao Tzu is still here to spend energy to help others do grass.

"Lao Tzu said don't give it to him, don't give it to him, my wife just won't listen, look, something happened after giving it to him. ”

The flower farmer muttered softly, and it was just such a sentence that instantly pulled us back from the grassland.

Made, there's a story here.

"What's wrong?" I asked, busy.

"The melon made an appointment with a group of people to drink and skewer on the edge of the Tianhe, who knows, it will be a lot of drinking, and then, so good that it doesn't die, just in time for the neon dress fairy to wash clothes on the edge of the Tianhe, and then it's good to die, the belly pocket of the neon dress fairy also floated away along the water, and it just floated to the side of the canopy, so she was stupid, I wanted to pretend to be a force to take Lao Tzu's rake, and I originally wanted to come to a force to split Huashan, and then hang a Tianhe upside down, and then scoop it up for the belly pocket, but I didn't think about it, and a rake threw off an egg, and directly opened a big hole for the Tianhe he in charge. Do you know Tianhe?" the flower farmer looked at the crowd.

Everyone shook their heads in unison.

"Tianhe, it's a river, but this river is not the river we usually see, this river represents all the rivers of the Three Realms. The flower farmer shrugged.

"The yellow pan is covered with canopy. I patted my thigh and said.

"It's pretty much the same. ”

"So, this Jade Emperor got angry, and directly kicked my brother-in-law from the sky, in fact, originally, according to his speed and parabolic curvature, according to the Pythagorean theorem, I was accurate, he must be able to reincarnate a good family, and then An An lived a lifetime, and when the inspection period is over, I am giving the Jade Emperor some souvenirs, and he will be able to return to the heavenly realm smoothly, who knows that my wife has to do it, I must let my brother-in-law go to a big family, for fear of suffering a little, so I did a little bit of tricks and feet when my brother-in-law fell into the world, but unfortunately, she was short-sighted, not right, and saw the wrong decimal point, directly to my brother-in-law to throw into the pigsty of the big family. ”

I slapped my thigh again, see no, this is knowledge, in the face of knowledge is not tolerated a little sloppy, a difference of one point, is a thousand miles lost, you see, a very good person, forced because of a math problem made a pig.

No, no!

What?

Canopy is your brother-in-law?

"Ang, what's wrong?" the flower farmer glared at me.

It's okay, it's okay, I quickly shook my head and waved my hand to explain, and at the same time, I secretly wiped a cold sweat. The one who stepped on the horse almost misunderstood. Look, you can't tolerate a little sloppiness in the face of knowledge, and you almost misunderstand a good person.

"And then?" I hurriedly urged the flower farmer to continue, striking while the iron was hot, otherwise it would be cold for a while, and he would not want to say any more.

"Then, then he followed Rulai to do it, and it is said that in the end, he also got the title of a pure altar messenger, but I don't know what level it is, the heavenly realm is different from the Lingshan side, they are the judicial system, they make rules, we are the public security, we are only responsible for arresting people. ”

I'm stupid to step on a horse, how can this horse be involved in the judicial system and the public security system, in other words, Lao Tzu was a police officer when he was in the world, and he also belonged to the judicial system.

Thinking of this, I slapped my thigh again, this time it was the end of the horse, Lao Tzu didn't believe in Buddhism at all, even the big boss didn't believe in it, I still have a hair development future on the horse.

So, I got closer to the flower farmer.

"Well, fatty, do you have any acquaintances up there?"

"What's wrong?"

"I don't believe in Buddhism, in the judicial system of Brother Rulai, I guess I don't have any prospects for development, you can move and transfer me to the public security." ”

"Lao Tzu is a serious person. The flower farmer slapped his chest.

You are a serious poop on a horse, who just said that you want to bribe the Jade Emperor with local products?

However, when the flower farmer said this, it also dispelled my enthusiasm, and there was no trace of Lao Tzu's return to the world, let alone the transfer of work.

"Then your brother-in-law didn't go back to see you?"

"No, it's only been a few days, I wish he would never come back, every time he comes back, something will happen. Moreover, they are also quite busy on the judicial side, and it seems that they are carrying out a CD-ROM operation recently, and my brother-in-law seems to be the focus of their investigation. ”

That's right, one day in the sky, one year on the earth, needless to say, this time gap is needless to say, this disc action is almost tailor-made for your brother-in-law, I guess, your brother-in-law doesn't have to think about going home to visit relatives in the short term.

This is to talk until the middle of the night, when everyone dispersed, the sky was almost dawn, of course, there were some other situations after that, but unfortunately, the flower farmer only had such a brother-in-law, and this brother-in-law has not gone back since he left, and there is no way to find out the situation of his brother-in-law's brothers from the flower farmer's mouth. So, I was going to take the line of Brother Monkey through the flower farmer, so that Brother Monkey could bring the King of the Ape and his plan failed, even if he couldn't do it, then one-on-one guidance to the King of the Ape would be fine.

Seeing my lost expression, the Ape King also interjected and asked.

"It's okay, I want to find you a good master, but unfortunately it doesn't seem to work now. ”

"Master, how awesome and awesome?" said the Ape King, arching his arms, showing off his biceps that were thicker than my thighs.

"The most awesome monkey in the Three Realms, and besides, his stick is thicker than yours. ”

So, the people with a lost expression turned into two, me and the ape king.

The next day, everyone got together again and decided to make our long-term plans for the future.

And the first element of this plan was completely overturned by me in one sentence.

Originally, the plan we formulated was to find the last immortal peak of the Ten Lethes of the Underworld, and at the same time, launch a guerrilla war against the Soul Clan, effectively eliminate the reactionary forces of the Soul Clan, and return the Underworld to a peaceful and prosperous world.

"You can't do it. "That's what I said.

As a result, the group meeting was dissolved in an instant, and our long-term plan became an established plan in an instant. And this plan has only one content, cultivation.

As a result, the Liuyun Sect has once again become our gathering place. And the idle and idle Song Ercub was also pulled into the cultivation team by us, of course, his main role is sparring.

Regarding this proposal, Song Ercub once resolutely opposed it, but unfortunately, it ended tragically with a disparity of nine to one.

As a result, the entire Liuyun Sect, for a whole year, was resounding with a deafening scream.

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