Chapter 1080 (1+3) Seamless

Of course, since ancient times, battles have never been able to be done with a bunch of data, otherwise, just looking at the data, many countries that can win the war have been crushed in an instant, this is the unreliability of big data, such as just looking at the comparison of the data of the Ming Dynasty and the data of the wild boar skin, whether the Ming Dynasty is the economy, population, The resources are far superior to the boar skin, but it was later replaced by the boar skin, and the same was true when the two occupied it, and the Gallic chicken was not necessarily weaker than Hanshu Sandezi in terms of data in that respect, but only a month after the war between the two sides, Hanstiger destroyed the Gallic chicken (if the government in exile does not count).

After all, there are too many accidents, too much human nature plays a role in it, and although Wang Fan's side can't compare with the data, it is not the kind of level that is crushed by that, just a little worse than the elements, so Wang Fan's side dares to fight so unrestrainedly, and dares to directly cross the position and carry out counter-charge operations.

Of course, this is also mainly to weaken the enemy's offensive force, seize every opportunity, and kill and injure as many enemies as possible, so as to ensure that he can reduce the enemy's pressure in the next battle, in fact, the battle has already begun, but they are all fragmentary border conflicts, all of which are reconnaissance troops sent by the enemy to test them, the purpose is to take a fluke to see that there are no defensive loopholes on this side of the abyss to drill, of course, this defense line that Wang Fan has operated for hundreds of years and has been stacked with countless Death Star Fortresses (transformed from planes) is not so easy to break through, at least, Unless the Elemental Army unites with the Gods Army to attack in a non-stop wheel war, don't think about breaking through this defense easily, there is no Ardennes Forest to detour you!

After all, many times, there are some things that there is no other shortcut for you to pass, and Wang Fan is obviously impossible to be careless in this kind of life-and-death matter!

Therefore, when there is no loophole to find, a hard-fought battle must be launched, and Wang Fan's army of the undead has basically returned to the positive universe, and the negative universe has only left a partial division with a few unstable gods and Wang Fan himself, except for Wang Fan, all the others have been sent out to obey the orders of the demon king, the abyss master Manolos, as for why Wang Fan himself didn't go, hehe, although more than a thousand years have passed, but Wang Fan! is still a military idiot, he can't command a war at all, let alone command the three unruly, ruthless, and cunning races of demons, undead, and devils, this is simply like forcing Wang Fan to drive ducks to the shelves, and the concubines can't do it!

Therefore, Wang Fan, who is very self-aware, directly left himself behind to continue to supervise the battle and attack the last resistance force in the opposite universe, the last resistance organization composed of the two strongest separatist forces and a former royal family member with the head of the alliance, of course, there is also the figure of the god line of the Assassin Alliance, obviously they also understand the truth of the cold lips and teeth, so they actively joined the team of the undead army against Wang Fan!

But it's still not the same, after all, their overall strength has been weakened too much because of the civil war!

(Today I went back to the place where I used to repair the car, asked for some putty, repaired the car by myself, repaired the paint all afternoon, and was tired to death, sleep, good night!)

1. Today, the person who repaired my phone called and said that for some reason, there are only four contacts left in my phone card, and they are trying their best to restore it.

I explained that I only had 4 contacts on my phone card...

2. Today, my friend drove me home, and after getting in the car, I habitually lit a cigarette.

My friend took out my cigarette and said, "Don't smoke in the car, it will smell of smoke." ”

I slapped him down, and the battery car smelled of your sister's smoke!

3. When I went to get the courier, the courier couldn't find it, so he turned around and asked me: Are you a small (cheap) cargo?

I...

4. A buddy smoked, and then threw the cigarette butts, was seen by the sanitation workers, and threw the cigarette butts casually to a fine of twenty, my buddy squatted down and picked up the cigarette butts and took a puff and said: Damn, I was smoking how to fall to the ground.

Then I picked it up again and smoked it...

5. When I was learning to drive in driving school, there was a beautiful woman in the car, who was very cute and had a good figure, but she was a little shorter.

Whenever I teach the car, the coach always arranges me with her, and I always feel good in my heart.

Sometimes I often wonder if the coach will be interested in matching us, and then I finally couldn't help asking, coach: What do you kid think, I arranged for you to be together so that you can learn to drive fast and convenient!

6. My girlfriend was going shopping, and I waited for her on the side of the road for half an hour, only to see her come over and say: Hey, handsome guy, my water can't be wred, can you help me unscrew it?

I looked at the envious eyes around me and said: Lao Tie, looking at your walking posture, it doesn't take much effort to resist a bag of rice and go upstairs, and I still need to screw it for you?!

1. Recently, a new quality director came to our pharmaceutical factory, requiring everyone in the factory to study and examine the drug quality management regulations.

During the exam, the cafeteria aunt next to me said, "Young man, let me copy it." ”

I was embarrassed and said, "Auntie, the manager will be fined if she sees it." ”

Canteen aunt: "Let me copy it, I won't shake my hands when you cook in the future." ”

Me: "Auntie, let's change the paper after I'm done, I'm answering again, how tired you are from writing." ”

2. Greet colleagues to drink beer after work at night.

Colleague (touching his stomach): No, this calorie is too high, I'm afraid of getting fat!

Me: This is a cold drink, how can it be high in calories!

Colleague:... You have a point, go!

3. The company has new beautiful colleagues, so the men began to take a bath every day, eliminated the slippers when they went to work, the desk was polished, clean and unpersonal, and the gentleman was funny and humorous.

A few days later, I heard that a beautiful colleague had been married, and in less than 2 days, everyone was business as usual. . .

4. Xiao Li, a colleague who is super afraid of his wife, said to me today: "From now on, I will listen to at most half of my wife's words." ”

"Ah, who gave you the courage?"

"Fate, I was slapped by my wife yesterday and pierced my left ear. ”

5. I accidentally transferred a short video that was inappropriate for children to a beautiful colleague, and when I was panicking, I suddenly became wise in a hurry!

Silently sent it to all my colleagues in bulk, so that they would think that I had just had my account stolen...