Chapter 214: No One Can Fool Me!
The Demon of Destruction put down the woman's shriveled skin, grinned and showed a mouthful of rotten teeth, and said to Jiang Xuan, "The irrelevant people are dead, it's time to talk about the matter between us." ”
"You're quite calm!" Jiang Xuan said as he touched his chin.
"The devils are all neurotic, they have brain problems, and it doesn't make sense for them to be calm or not. Su Su interjected, covered his little nose, and said, "Jiang Xuan, hurry up and kill him, this guy is too ugly!"
"Kill me?" the short arms on either side of the Destroyer's body shook rapidly, his big eyes rolling, and he suddenly made a movement that no one could have imagined.
I saw that his hind legs were bent backwards, and he actually knelt down on the spot, and four pairs of arms were hugged into four fists in front of his waist, constantly shaking.
"A few immortals, spare me, I'm just a little devil, I don't care what the purpose of the demon world is, since I came to this flower world, I won't offend you for the of the demon world!
Although the voice of the destroyer is still very ugly, like the friction of a broken piece of iron, his tone is very humble, almost flattering, "As long as you can let me go, I will be a few cattle and horses in the future, I will do whatever you tell me to do, how about it?!In this world of flowers, there are very few existences that can deal with me!"
"Huh?"
Jiang Xuan: They never expected that the style of painting would change so quickly.
Sure enough, it's a demon.,There's no discipline at all.。
However, his proposal was really a little appealing.
The big eyes of the Destruction Demon flickered, as if he had caught the hesitation in Jiang Xuan's eyes, and he immediately smiled and said: "This immortal, at first glance, you are young and promising, and your future is limitless, in this world of flowers, no fairy realm or demon realm can control us, as long as you can cultivate to a certain extent, you are the highest existence in this world." However, there are still some things in this world that can hurt you at the moment, and with a help like me, your future path will only be smoother. ”
"There's a point in what he said. Gou Ritian said.
"Do you know where I come from?" Jiang Xuan took two steps and carefully looked at the ugly-looking guy in front of him.
"Hee-hee-hee, of course I don't know, but I can probably guess a thing or two. The deformed little arms on both sides of the demon body, or the little claws, shook slightly like a lobster's belly, and said unhurriedly: "Monsters have always been lackeys of the fairy world, there are so many monsters around you, then you must be related to the fairy world, and you are the spokesperson of those immortals in the sky, if I guess correctly, you are here to exterminate our demons, right?"
You continue. Jiang Xuan nodded.
"There are many demons in this world, and I am just one of them. However, now for those immortals in the fairy world, I, an inconspicuous little devil, still know a lot of information about other devils, with my help, you will be able to complete the task faster, better and safer, and when the time comes, you can make meritorious contributions in the fairy world, get rewards, and quickly improve your strength. ”
The Destruction Demon was still like a neurotic with an unclear brain just now, but at this time, he talked eloquently, saying one by one: "You know, among the demons who came to this world, there are still some very powerful guys, at least with your current strength, they can't deal with them at all, but I, who am also the demons, understand their weaknesses, and even ...... Hee-hee-hee, I can even act as an undercover agent, break into their interior, take advantage of their inattention, and cooperate inside and out!"
"I'm grass, you really don't have any position at all, devil, that's with you. Jiang Xuan said.
"We destroy demons, we are just born in the demon world, if we are born in the fairy world, or the territory of the demon clan, then we are a gang of the fairy world. So, I don't think a living being should be judged by the place of his birth. Besides......"
The Demon of Destruction laughed and said, "Don't you think it's an extremely pleasant thing to deceive the trust of the demons of the same kind in the past, and then surprise them by hitting them behind the back, looking at their shocked expressions!"
"Oh, yes, you Destroyers like to do that. Jiang Xuan nodded.
"How about it, make a deal, don't worry, I will definitely be loyal to you and become your best thug!" The Destruction Demon's tone seemed very excited, and he couldn't wait, the four pairs of arms and eight hands on his abdomen were entangled and rubbed, "Shangxian, if I'm not mistaken, you monster children are not suitable for fighting and killing, and in the future, those dark, despicable, shameless and bloody things will be left to me, doing these things, or our demons are better at it, hahaha!"
"There is still some truth in what you said, but ......" Jiang Xuan put his hands behind his back and looked at the destroyer condescendingly: "How can I be sure that you are not lying to me?"
As soon as the Demon of Destruction was about to say something, Jiang Xuan's body moved.
Two gusts of gale came from the surface, one from Jiang Xuan, and the other from Jiang Xuan, who was farther away, standing on the side of the Destruction Demon.
The flying tiger crossed the stream, and the two little tigers brought up a strong wind and pounced in front of the destruction demon almost at the same time.
"Whew!"
With a wild roar, the sound wave with the effect of 'Lion Roar Horn' burst out of Jiang Xuan's mouth, directly hitting the head of the Destruction Demon.
"Poof!" the Destroyer spat out a mouthful of sticky green juice, dizzy with shock, and his eight hands on his abdomen waved irregularly.
"The tiger digs out the heart!"
Two fists, with thunderous power from different directions, rushed towards the head of the destroyer.
Burst!
With a muffled sound, the head of the destruction demon was suddenly exploded, and this time there was no need to play a mosaic, because there was no flesh and blood in this demon's head, it was all slimy green juice, and Jiang Xuan was blown up all over his body.
The Destroyer, who was still talking about it just now, shook his headless body and fell to the ground.
"Grass, I'll believe you!" Jiang Xuan shook his hand full of slimy juice, pointed to his brain, and sneered at the corpse of the destroyer: "What do you think this is, watermelon? Is this a brain! Your father's and mother's corpse is on the side, can I believe you as a psychopath?"
Jiang Xuan approached him just now, put his hands behind his back, and made a gesture to Jiang Hard in the back, taking advantage of the opportunity that the Destruction Demon thought he would let him relax his vigilance, he suddenly made a move, and sure enough, he hit with one blow.
"Huhuhu, I thought you really had to promise him!" Su Su patted his chest: "The devils are all cunning guys, I couldn't help but remind you just now!"
"Boss, you act like the real thing!" Gou Ritian said.
Chang Xiaotu was still gnawing on the bone stick, with an expression of 'I already knew that Jiang Xuan was fooling him'.
"It stinks, the blood of the devil smells so bad, it's like poop. Jiang Xuan wiped his face with disgust, and then said: "Children, let me tell you seriously, when it comes to conspiracy and trickery, the devil is not the opponent of human beings! You imagine that the human body is the weakest, not as good as wild animals, but it can become the master of this world, why?
Jiang Xuan tapped his temples, "So, at any time, don't take a human being lightly!"
"Master, you said it so well!" Jiang Qiang took out a small notebook from his trouser pocket again, took out a pen like a trick, and swiped the quotations of the master on it.
"Okay, okay, let's go home and record it. Jiang Xuan squatted beside the corpse of the Demon Destroyer, touching and pinching it.
According to what Director Zhu said before, after killing the devil, he can use some method to let the devil fill the vacancy in the sky, which is also his current task.
But what is 'a certain way'?
"Hey, heavenly, there's a dead destroyer here, do you want to use it!" Jiang Xuan raised his head and roared.
Didn't respond.
"Wait a minute!" Su Su rubbed his head and said suspiciously, "It seems that there is something important to tell you, and I can't remember it for a while." ”
Jiang Xuan glanced back at her: "Let's talk about ...... when I go back."
As soon as the words fell, I turned my head, only to see the destruction demon whose head was blown off suddenly turned over, and two blade-like bone spurs clicked left and right!
"I'll go, headshot still alive?!"
But now is not the time to consider destroying the demon's survivability, those two bone spurs can be easily inserted into concrete, Jiang Xuan didn't want to be caught by it, and subconsciously leaned back!
Taking advantage of Jiang Xuan's dodging effort, the hundred arms that destroyed the demon's abdomen moved quickly, swishing out several meters like a big centipede, and then jumped out of the window directly with a long hind leg.
"Oh! by the way, I remembered, the real head of the destroyer demon is in the stomach, under the protection of eight hands, and his head is actually an ass, which is used for excretion!" Su Su suddenly yelled: "He has a real face on his belly, and he has to break that face to kill him!"
"Uh...... You didn't say it sooner!"
Jiang Xuan could understand what those thick and foul-smelling 'green juices' were......
"Uh, it's disgusting, how can these demons be so perverted from the inside out!"
Jiang Xuan wanted to vomit vigorously, suppressed, stretched out his head to look out, and saw the destruction demon lying on the wall outside, using his front and back legs together, and with a burst of smack, he smashed two rows of holes in the wall and fled downstairs.
Downstairs, a police car had been parked at this time, and there were many people around.
"Here it is again, here it is!" someone exclaimed as he saw the demon of destruction coming down from above, and looked up and pointed at it.
The destroyer was in a hurry to flee for his life, and the speed of going downstairs was so fast that he almost jumped straight down, and after a few pauses, he reached the ground and rushed into the crowd, and the two bone spurs waved in a burst, and suddenly the mosaic flew wildly, and the stump was broken to the ground.
Fortunately, his purpose was not to kill people, and after rushing through the crowd, he quickly fled outside the community, leaving behind the wailing wounded.
"Chase!"
Jiang Xuan rushed into the elevator without hesitation, the Demon of Destruction was not lightly injured after all, and the strong demonic aura left in the air, or rather, even Jiang Xuan could smell it clearly.