Chapter Eighty-Seven: Ruthless and Unrighteous Humans?
Although it can be ventilated, the inside of the cave is still smelly, Jiang Xuan stood at the entrance of the cave with Chang Xiaotu, Jiang Jian beat the small animals inside, and kept screaming.
Jiang Xuan hesitated for a long time, wondering if he wanted to chat with Chang Xiaotu.
The scene of spicy eyes I saw when I entered the cave just now had a really bad impact!
In the traditional concept of education, when it comes to sexuality, it is all cover-up, but not mentioning it does not mean that it does not exist. If you see it, you see it, pretend not to see it, and don't mention it, if you can't figure it out, it will cause some shadow in Chang Xiaotu's heart and something.
There's also a scary question to ponder!
Dogs and fish, apparently not the same species.
As a young little monster, their knowledge of this area is almost zero, and seeing Teddy do this kind of thing, it is very likely that he will establish a wrong concept of sexuality.
But then again, is there such a thing as a 'wrong idea of sex' in youkai?
Jiang Xuan himself was confused.
For example, if he is a male human, he will definitely not attack a female fox, but what if it is a fox monster?
This doesn't seem to have any psychological barriers, anyway, Xu Xian definitely doesn't.
There are also legends that there are many monsters who occupy the mountain as the king, and the little lady who goes down the mountain to catch the sign at every turn is happy, and if she gets along well, she can also become a lady of the village, such as the princess of Baihua in Journey to the West, who gets along well with the yellow running monster, and the princess of the iron fan, the wife of the Bull Demon King, seems to be also a human being.
From another angle, what about different kinds of monsters? Let's also use the Bull Demon King as an example, the big wife is a human, and the little wife is a fox spirit.
The hydra is obviously a worm, but it can hook up with the dragon girl, and the reason why the little white dragon is annoyed is not because his wife is messing with animals of another race, but because he is green.
At this point, Jiang Xuan estimated that the little white dragon still had a bit of an inferiority complex, after all, people have nine heads, and the little white dragon must be inferior in skills, at least the tools are far less sharp than the nine-headed insect, so he is annoyed and angry.
It's a bit far, but all in all, the sex education of monsters seems to be very complicated: demons vs. demons, demons vs. people, demons vs. beasts, and people vs. beasts...... Except for the last one, Jiang Xuan himself was confused.
Also, Chang Xiaotu is a young female monster, so I don't know where to start.
I thought of a few words, but none of them were appropriate.
Just thinking about it, there was suddenly a message in the system that the obedient value of the dog demon had reached a positive number.
"So fast?!" Jiang Xuan was stunned.
Forget it, let's put this topic that I can't figure out for a while.
Take Chang Xiaotu and turn around and enter the hole.
Big Teddy can be said to be the most cowardly monster Jiang Xuan has encountered, each whip can rise by a few points, and 'critical hits' often occur, even Chang Xiaotu is far stronger than this coward.
In the hole, Teddy was lying on the ground weakly, and his buttocks were covered in blood.
"Okay, stop. Jiang Xuan nodded at Jiang Xuan, squatted down and knocked on the dog's head, and asked strangely, "Why don't you become human?"
Before, whether it was stiff or Chang Xiaotu, it could easily turn into a human form, almost when the obedient value became positive, there was not so much resentment and anger, and it would be automatically transformed.
But Teddy in front of him is still a big dog.
"How has it changed?" asked Big Teddy, rolling his eyes.
"How did it change?" Jiang Xuan asked Chang Xiaotu and Jiang Hard with a roll of his eyes.
The two of them looked at each other, rolled their eyes and shook their heads, they were born to do it.
Jiang Xuan was stunned for a moment, could it be that changing people is the specialty of wild monsters, and pets are relatively weak in this aspect?
If you don't change, you won't change people, and it just so happens that there is no spare space now, so take it back, and first raise it as a big wolf dog in the nursing home, which looks pretty good.
Luck is really good, if you change to a fierce monster, you don't need Jiang Qiang like this, even if it is still at the level of Chang Xiaotu, before the apprenticeship, Jiang Xuan didn't dare to bring it back directly, but when he encountered this coward, it shouldn't be a big problem to find a rope to tie up.
"If you can't become an adult, you should always have a name, right?" glanced at Jiang hard, "Or do you have a surname or something?"
Speaking of the name, a touch of arrogance flashed in the big teddy's eyes, and he struggled to raise his head, "Young Master Ben's name is Ritian!"
"Where did you learn all this nonsense? ”
Jiang Xuan shook his head, pondered for a moment, and said, "Every day is every day, and you will be called Gou Ritian in the future." Come with us, Gou Ritian!"
"No!but!can!" Gou Ritian didn't know where to burst out of courage, and said categorically: "I won't follow you ruthless and unrighteous humans anymore!"
"You're a monster alone, it's dangerous to mix here, do you understand!" Chang Xiaotu pointed at Jiang Gang and said, "Look, he used to be a wild monster, and his life was miserable." Since following us, he has become handsome, his waist doesn't hurt anymore, and he can go up to the fifth floor in one breath!"
Gou Ritian howled and said: "What's the difficulty, you see that I have to eat here, drink and drink, and ...... Forget it, you don't understand! And the rabbit demon, don't talk nonsense, this young master's waist is very good, and you can go up to the tenth floor in one breath without taking medicine!
Jiang Hard's eyes were fierce, and he said angrily: "I think it's still underwhelming!"
"If I die, I won't follow the ruthless and unrighteous human!" This time, the timid Teddy was very persistent and refused to give a step.
As he spoke, he turned over with his belly facing up, closed his eyes, and looked like a dead dog was not afraid of boiling water, lying on the ground like a 'wood' character.
"Stinky rascal!" Chang Xiaotu was furious, and jumped up in the air to step on the middle of the word 'wood'.
"Wait. Jiang Xuan stopped Chang Xiaotu.
In fact, there is no problem with the hard, with the strength of his own side, Gou Ritian does not exist to resist, and he can be tied back.
But after all, he is a monster, if there is no system constraint, and he is not sincerely willing to go back with him, it is simply a time bomb, and he may cause chaos at any time.
It's strange, don't domestic pets generally want to live in a comfortable and comfortable environment and be taken care of?
Is it for the so-called 'freedom'?
In the conversation just now, Gou Ritian mentioned it several times in a row, what 'ruthless and unrighteous human beings', as if he had a deep grudge against it.
Touching his chin and looking at Gou Ritian, who was pretending to be a dead dog, Jiang Xuan suddenly said in a deep voice: "Gou Ritian, you have been abandoned!"
"You're talking nonsense, I'm not!"
Motionless, Gou Ritian sat up with a sit-up like a corpse, his two dog ears were erected at once, and his small black eyes shone brightly, looking very excited, "Young Master Ben is strong and cute, so he won't be abandoned, I don't want you ruthless and unrighteous humans!"
Seeing him like this, Jiang Xuan knew that he had guessed everything, and sneered: "You are a stinky dog that no one wants! Even your master dislikes you and doesn't want you to ......."
"Shut up!" Gou Ritian's dog hair exploded, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he began to drool!
Jiang Xuan continued: "Look at you, you are a lazy, gluttonous, lustful and dirty stinky dog, your master dislikes you and doesn't want to live with you, so you can only hide alone in this dark and cold place, pretending to live happily, but in fact it is a mourning dog!"
Hearing the word lost dog, Gou Ritian suddenly became quiet, looking directly at Jiang Xuan, his eyes were dull, his mouth was slightly open, and a string of shiny saliva hung out along the corner of his mouth.
Chang Xiaotu tugged Jiang Xuan, "He seems to be crying." ”
"Young Master Ben didn't cry!" Gou Ritian turned his head vigorously.
"You're obviously crying, oh look, tears are coming out!" Chang Xiaotu walked around to Gou Ritian unrelentingly, and pointed at his face in surprise, "Oh, oh, Jiang Xuan, you are so powerful, you scolded him and cried!"
"Bunny, you're back. Jiang Xuan beckoned to Chang Xiaotu.
"Hehehehe, it's the first time I've seen a crying monster!" Chang Xiaotu came back from a bounce, tiptoeing, and patted Jiang Gang's shoulder, "It's still our Jiang Gan's strongest, a real man!"
Jiang stiff shrugged his shoulders indispensably.
Gou Ritian turned his head and glared at the three of them hatefully, and finally couldn't help it, and his shoulders shrugged and cried.
"Jiang Xuan, he seems to be crying so pitifully. ”
Chang Xiaotu took out a piece of chocolate from his pocket and handed it to Gou Ritian: "Don't cry, let's get a piece of chocolate, it's much better than these stinky fish!"
"I don't eat Dove's, I want to eat Ferrero!" Gou Ritian turned his head away from her.
"Still pick and choose! What stinks! We'll do it ourselves!"
Chang Xiaotu snorted, broke a small piece with a croak, stuffed it into Jiang Xuan's mouth, broke a large piece with a rattle, stuffed it into Jiang Xuan's mouth, and finally raised his head and stuffed the remaining half of the piece into his mouth.
"If you eat sweets like this again, your teeth will definitely be mothed!" Jiang Xuan said with a glare.
"I haven't eaten chocolate in two days!" Chang Xiaotu said.
"When Jiang hard goes back, remember to remind me to buy toothpaste! Also, you also eat less sweets, remember to brush your teeth after eating, last time you went to bed in the middle of the night, you attracted all the mice!"
"Okay, Master, I remember. ”
Gou Ritian turned his head and looked at this scene with red eyes and a daze.
It's a trivial family thing, what chocolate, toothpaste, tooth decay, and the tall career of monsters, it doesn't seem to be a little bit off.
But it was these little things with a strong breath of life that made Gou Ritian's heart rubbed hard.
"I'm willing to go with you. He suddenly spoke, and said, "However, can you help me find someone first, I want to go and see her." ”