Zhang Hanhai nodded, took a pen and wrote on A4 paper: "First of all, why are you arresting us. ”

"This ...... God knows, Gollum. ”

Zhang Hanhai: "......"

Why do you suddenly feel the urge to kill this thing?

This one...... Possible...... It's a delusion!

Still, I wanted to kill him.

Case......

Then hold back! No way, who makes himself a peace-loving person?

......

Passerby C: "It's because you can't beat it at all!"

Passer-by: "What nonsense are you telling the truth!Ah! Do you know that it is very rude for you to tell people so bluntly?"

Protagonist: "......"

Passerby C: "Oh, what do you say?"

Passerby: "Look, cough cough, what's that...... It's the reason why you can't beat it at all!"

Passerby C: "......"

Protagonist: "......"

"Okay, second question, what's wrong with my brother?" Zhang Hanhai suppressed the anger in his chest and wrote on a piece of paper.

"This ...... Maybe it's stupid!" Black Xiaosoft said with some unconfidence.

Zhang Hanhai: "......"

What do you mean by maybe, hey, can you give me an accurate answer! Maybe stupid, you give me maybe one!

I'm so tired of talking to these guys who hurt the eggs for Mao!

Zhang Hanhai took a deep breath and continued to write: "The last question, those disappeared mercenaries, did you do it. ”

"It's really us, but because they attacked us first, we fought back. Black Little Soft said affirmatively.

"Attacking you?" Mr. Zhang wrote.

"Yes, they killed our people. Black Xiao Soft said.

"What? With the strength of this group of mercenaries, they shouldn't be able to beat you, right?" Zhang Hanhai frowned and wrote on the paper.

"No, our people are indeed very strong in adult combat, but they have little combat ability in their infancy, and they can be easily killed. Black Xiao Soft said.

Zhang Hanhai nodded and continued: "I can help you, but you have to find a way to get my brother back to normal and promise me not to attack the mercenaries again!"

"Okay, no problem!" Black Xiaosoft agreed almost without the slightest hesitation, after all, this is a major matter related to the survival of the entire race! If he doesn't agree, and the great immortal in front of him doesn't help, then won't he become a sinner for the ages?

"Promise so soon? It must be perfunctory to me, no, I won't help. Zhang Hanhai raised his eyebrows and wrote.

"Uh...... I promise you. The black little soft was speechless for a moment, and said seriously word by word.

"If you hesitate for so long to agree, you must have lied to me, I won't help you. Zhang Hanhai frowned and wrote.

"Gollum" Black Xiaosoft was stunned for a moment, and then said unhappily: "I promise"

"The answer is so good, it must have been prepared in advance, it must have lied to me, I won't help you. Zhang Hanhai snorted coldly and wrote.

"Lying on the day!" The black little soft instantly rejudged Zhang Hanhai's shamelessness, and didn't want to say anything, or hit him first!

Anyway, the great god didn't say that he couldn't beat this great immortal, as long as he didn't kill him.

Then the tentacles beneath him began to move.

Zhang Hanhai was still snickering, but when he saw the tentacles that suddenly appeared under the black little soft body, he was not good.

Zhang Hanhai hurriedly wrote on the paper: "Just kidding, since you promised me, then don't break your word, as for me, don't worry! I will definitely help you solve your crisis." ”

"Okay! Thank you very much, Daxian," the black little soft said gratefully, and then fell to the ground, very religious.

"Gollum"

At this moment, a pink baby ran from the side, and ran to the side of the black little soft, not knowing what to say.

I saw that the tentacles under the black little soft body spread violently, and then let out an angry roar, and disappeared in front of Zhang Hanhai......

made Zhang Hanhai look confused.

Why did you leave all of a sudden? Could it be that something happened?

"Hmm...... Looking at the reaction like a dead mother, something must have happened......" Zhang Hanhai muttered quietly and said.

But......

It's none of my business, what do I care about......

Sit down, sit down, and rest for a while.

I don't know how long it took, the black little soft appeared in front of Zhang Hanhai again, and said to Zhang Hanhai: "Daxian is really embarrassed, a thief killed my mother just now, I hope you will forgive me!"

Zhang Hanhai: "......"

Lying on the day, it's really damn!

I'm just going to beep and hang up? I'll it......

Could it be that I really have the ability to speak my mind?

Not really, right?

Is it so cool?

"What, did the thief kill?" Mr. Zhang wrote on paper.

"Gollum, not yet, he escaped, alas. The black little soft sighed and said.

Zhang Hanhai pouted, didn't die? Then you don't say that you beat him to death and come back, maybe your father will hang up after a while......

At this moment, a pink baby baby jumped over and whispered a few times next to the black soft, and then the black little soft disappeared in anger again.

Zhang Hanhai was stunned for a moment, this ......

Could it be that his dad is really hung up?

No way!

Well......

Probably not, after all, I'm not a god, and it's definitely impossible to say whatever I say!

Well, there must have been another 100,000 urgent thing this time.

After a while, the black little soft appeared in front of Zhang Hanhai again.

"What's going on?" Zhang Hanhai wrote, glancing at the black little soft.

"Alas, it's nothing, it's just my father...... He's been killed by that thief too!" said the black little soft in grief.

Zhang Hanhai: "......"

Is it really hanging?!Is it so 6?

Damn, there is no one in this family, just hang it up, it's awesome!

Wrong......

Logically speaking, shouldn't he be better than his mother?

Is that for Mao or this goods?

Zhang Hanhai was a little confused, so he wrote on the paper: "Shouldn't your parents be better than you?"

The black little soft sighed and said, "Alas, that's not the case! Gollum, our slime clan, the weakest in childhood, there are fifty years, the growth period is the fastest progress stage, there are two hundred years of time, the prime of life will usher in a big explosion of cultivation, cultivation will be strengthened several times in a month and completely finalized, we are the most powerful time period of the slime clan, there are two thousand years, followed by the old age, the cultivation of the old age will begin to gradually regress, the regression time is a hundred years long, and finally the twilight period, as for the twilight period, it will lose an ability every twenty years, such as acting, speaking, etc...... And this stage also has a hundred years, and once the twilight period is over, you will die in one day!"