Chapter Two Hundred and Two Woks and Shovels
"What should I do?"
"Cold salad!"
"It's a dead deal!"
"Susu, do you have anything you can do?"
"I ...... I don't know, if only my mom were here......"
“......”
Jiang Xuan and his party finally escaped from the basement in embarrassment, but as soon as they went out, they found that they were trapped in the darkness and did not know the direction, as if they had entered hell, and there were ghosts crying wolves everywhere.
The whip is also used, and the special effects exchanged in the system are also used, but the results are not very good: whether it is the whip or the special effects, they are useful for the current predicament, but the problem is that the effect is a drop in the bucket, every time a small piece is roared, a large piece will immediately gather over, and every time a skull is flyed, more skulls will pop up.
Within two clicks, Jiang Xuan's stored obedient value had bottomed out, and he couldn't exchange anything for anything, and the whip became heavier and heavier, almost unable to wield it.
What's even more troublesome is that whether it is the power of the stars in Jiang Xuan's body or the demonic power in the bodies of a few little monsters, in this hellish environment, they are all losing rapidly, as if there is an invisible force in the air absorbing power from their bodies.
Obviously, the opponents they met this time were completely beyond their capabilities.
"What are you afraid of!" Jiang Xuan grinned, his arm was sore, and he struggled to wave his whip to drive away a close skeleton, cultivation is not as easy as it is written in the book, every time he will arrange a slightly stronger opponent, and fight monsters all the way up to upgrade.
In fact, beyond the limits of the human body and without knowing where the upper limit is, a completely irresistible existence may emerge at any time and be slapped to death. No matter how huge the gap in strength is, any system and the protagonist's aura are, and no matter how strong a genius is, when he is still a baby when he doesn't grow up, he is not as powerful as a pig-killing man.
He has always been afraid of this kind of thing, don't look at the growth environment provided by the system is very good, but who knows when a guy who has been practicing for hundreds of years or thousands of years will appear?
Liu Xiaolong...... Well, the enhanced version of Liu Xiaolong is obviously this kind of existence that spans large levels, whether there are hundreds of years or thousands of years is hard to say, after all, Jiang Xuan has never encountered a guy of this level, but it is definitely more than enough to crush their combination!
"What should I do, I'm really going to die now!" Chang Xiaotu pouted his buttocks, blocked the most vulnerable eye parts with his two big ears, and yelled.
"I don't want to die! Woo woo, I'm so pitiful, I'm going to find my mother......" Su Su seemed to be crying, "Jiang Xuan, you don't mean what you say, you say that you want to help me open the seal!"
"Call a fart! Call again, I'll get you!" Gou Ritian grinned, looking like he was going to die anyway, and he was embarrassed, and he was cool before he died.
Jiang Jian was still very persistent, reverting to the form of a zombie, and punching and kicking out almost in vain.
"Master, you run, I'll come to the palace!"
The corners of Jiang Xuan's mouth twitched, where to run? There are enemies in all directions!
"Quack, don't struggle anymore, give up resistance, I can give you a comfortable way to die!" The voice of the enhanced version of Liu Xiaolong sounded in his ears, and he couldn't tell where he was.
"Fuck, now it's a big trick!" Jiang Xuan yelled.
"Huh, do you have a big trick?" In the whistling wind and the howling of ghosts and wolves everywhere, this roar was actually not loud, but the little monsters gathered together and waited for death with their heads raised their heads and looked at him in surprise.
"Take a gamble!"
Jiang Xuan's expression suddenly became serious, his hands were folded, he bowed to the sky, and then knelt on the ground with a pop, exerted his strength to feed, and shouted loudly: "Teacher Qi Yun, come and help!
Chang Xiaotu: "......"
Gou Ritian: "......"
Even Jiang Jian was stunned.
Even the surrounding winds, ghosts crying wolves, and skeletons seemed to be deeply shocked by Jiang Xuan's shamelessness, and they paused for a moment.
Is this Nima a great move? is it a life-saving move?
Only Su Su, who had been fooled all along, held on to a glimmer of hope and asked in a low voice, "Is the Great Demon Qi Yun nearby?"
"Wow ha, I'm laughing to death, there are such stupid human beings!" The enhanced version of Liu Xiaolong's wild laughter sounded: "If you can get what you wish by praying to God and worshiping Buddha, then how can there be joys and sorrows in this world?!
In fact, Jiang Xuan did this, and he really held on to the last ray of hope.
Qi Yun is obviously not an ordinary person, the toffee she gave last time also played a role at a critical moment, saving herself from Su Su's illusion, Qi Yun came to find him before leaving, and said a bunch of inexplicable words, so he always wondered, is Qi Yun in secret?
It's unlikely, but the problem is that apart from Qi Yun, he doesn't know any other cattle at all, and at this critical juncture, there is really no other way to do it except shout at Mr. Qi for help.
"I shouted mine, it's your business!" Jiang Xuan continued to cry and yelled with a sad face: "Teacher Qi, come quickly, I will be bullied to death, and if I die, no one will care about those orphans, no, no, no, you have no face when I die......"
"Are you kidding me? Such a ridiculous human being, I really want to spare your life and add a little fun to my boring life......" Liu Xiaolong's voice was getting closer and closer.
"Jiang Xuan, save some effort, don't call, it's so embarrassing. Chang Xiaotu covered his face and said.
Who knew that at this time, in the cloudy sky, there was a sudden bang, and a large area was vacant, as if something huge had fallen from the sky.
When I looked up, there was a metallic luster above my head, and something like a big cover broke through the dark clouds and appeared in the air, slowly pressing down, just shrouding Jiang Xuan and the others in it.
"Who?!"
The enhanced version of Liu Xiaolong's voice changed suddenly.
At the same time, the surrounding skeletons seemed to be stimulated by something, and they stepped up their attacks without fear of death.
There was another flash of white light, and a fork-like thing flew obliquely, and a series of crisp sounds knocked Jiang Xuan and the skeletons around them flying, and the big rake was also vibrating violently.
"Huh?"
With years of cooking experience, Jiang Xuan can be sure that this rake should be a huge spatula!
And the big hood that keeps falling on the top of the head, no matter how you look at it, it feels like a pot!
In the blink of an eye, the big cover had fallen to the top of his head, covering Jiang Xuan and the others in it, and from the last glance of the gap, Jiang Xuan saw one side of the big cover, with a long handle...... Sure enough, it's a pot.
The cauldron enclosed them in it, and they were immediately cut off from the outside world, and they heard the outside of the cauldron like rain hitting plantains, and there was a dense crashing sound, and the cauldron was buzzing as if it might collapse at any time.
"The pot is moving!" shouted Chang Xiaotu.
The cauldron was really moving in one direction, and Jiang Xuan suddenly realized, "Let's follow it, it will take us out!"
As the cauldron moved, Liu Xiaolong's voice finally showed a trace of anxiety, and he scolded sharply, the attack outside became more rapid and stronger, and the inside of the cauldron could be seen one after another, and the cauldron was almost difficult to support.
Fortunately, this process did not take long, and the frequency of external attacks decreased significantly, and then after another half a minute or so, the impact sound was finally no longer heard.
Then Jiang Xuan and the others continued to move with the cauldron, almost trotting all the way, and it took half an hour before the cauldron stopped.
"Out of danger?" Jiang Xuan and the others, looking at the inside of the cauldron that had been poked everywhere, looked at each other, lying on the wall of the cauldron, and listened carefully to the sound outside.
At this moment, the cauldron rose into the air again, and the long-lost sunlight fell from the sky and shone in, Jiang Xuan was stabbed so that his eyes hurt, and he subconsciously closed his eyes.
When he opened his eyes, he found that his group was standing on a hillside, and the mental hospital was in the col below the hillside, about a kilometer or two away, and between the two, a blank area five or six meters wide appeared out of thin air.
A big fat man with a fat body stood not far away.
"Teacher Qi, how did you become so fat?" Jiang Xuan rubbed his eyes, and only then did he see that this person was not Qi Yun at all, but the 'chef who was bent on running a good kindergarten' that he had seen once in the last meeting, Director Zhu, and Zhu Fatzi.
"Why are you?" Jiang Xuanqi said.
"Hey, that's a long story. ”
Zhu Fatzi let out a long sigh with a sad face, looking at a spatula and a round-bottomed pot in his hand, and his face ached.
The round-bottomed pan was about the same size as a normal pot, but it was covered with large and small depressions, and in some places it was almost worn out, and it was obvious that it could no longer be used, and the spatula looked no different from a normal spatula at first glance, but the spatula was twisted into a twisted shape.
"This ...... Hey, what the hell is going on? The shovel that hit the skeleton just now, and the cover that took us away, can't they be these two things?" Jiang Xuan looked shocked.
"What do you say!" Zhu Fatzi shook the shovel and pot in his hand depressedly, and said with a sad face: "I came to the world, so I brought these two treasures, and in order to save you, they were all destroyed!
"Principal Zhu, you make it clear, what kind of world, what kind of treasure, what the hell is going on with all this?!" Jiang Xuan pulled Zhu Fat Man and asked loudly.
"Wait, wait, wait, I'll tell you. ”
Zhu Fatzi sighed, dug a small pit in the ground, then put the pot and shovel in it, refilled it with soil, and muttered: "Pot, shovel, I will not forget you, you rest in peace......"
After saying that, he also bowed down with a pretentious matter.
"Could it be that this is also an escape from a mental hospital?" Chang Xiaotu asked in a low voice.
"You're mentally ill!" Fat Zhu glared at her, then made a face at Jiang Xuan and said, "Let me tell you, the situation has changed significantly, something has happened!"