"All things are born in chaos, humans, demons, gods, ghosts, all of them, but if no one opens up chaos, the world will only be chaos. ”

Zhang Hanhai sat in the system space, and the uncle was doing it in front of him with a dignified attitude, his tone and expression were very serious.

But Zhang Hanhai was stunned at the moment, this system uncle suddenly got nervous and grabbed him, and forcibly let him listen to him talk about the origin of all things, I really don't know what kind of madness this uncle is ......

And......

When you hear about the opening up, everyone knows what you are going to talk about! You still tell a fart about the story of Pangu opening the world! I have already learned it in the third grade of primary school!

But Zhang Hanhai couldn't get out of his uncle's clutches, so he could only pray that it would end soon......

"And who opened up the world? That's the ancient god, Pangu!"

Then, the uncle looked at Zhang Hanhai proudly......

Don't you know what to be proud of?

But Zhang Hanhai still decided to cooperate, pretending to be surprised, feeling ......

It's like a two-corner.

But the uncle nodded with satisfaction and continued......

"It is said that Pangu woke up from his slumber, his eyes were extremely heavy, and there was a black ...... in front of him"

......

"What time is it...... Pangu rubbed his eyes, took out an alarm clock from the side, looked left and right for a long time, and put down the alarm clock with some regret......

It seems that I slept for too long, and the alarm clock was broken.

"It's so dark! Let's turn the lights on. ”

......

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"Flip the table! Didn't you say that the chaos was just turning on? Where did the alarm clock come from? Where did the special electric lights come from! At that time, there were electric lights? How much did human beings degenerate!" Zhang Hanhai was "Spartan" all over the place, what did this have to do with it, it was too!

"Don't interrupt, keep listening, these are all true" The uncle glanced at Zhang Hanhai and said a little unpleasantly.

Believe in you to have ghosts.

......

"Hmm, where's the lamp?" Pangu fumbled around, and finally touched a small round bump, "Found it!"

Pangu looked a little pleased, and pressed it against the pimple, and the result was ......

Nothing happened, and it was still so dark......

Pangu stood there bitterly and embarrassed, his hand still pressing the switch......

"I forgot to pay my electricity bill the last time I woke up......"

......

"Why are you so liar! Why did you have an electricity bill at that time?" Zhang Hanhai suddenly couldn't help it, his complaining energy was almost full, and if he didn't complain, he felt uncomfortable!

"Say, don't interrupt, warn once"

......

......

Pangu scratched his head, very annoyed, it was so dark, and it was very inconvenient to move......

"Hmm...... I've heard that as long as someone can split this place, there will be a permanent electricity bill waiver......"

So, deciding to split the world and completely end the painful life without electricity, Pangu took out a military hand axe from the electric lamp next to him......

......

"Why is there a hand axe in the electric light? It's a military hand axe, who are you kidding? Pay the electricity bill for free, not to mention whether there was such a thing at that time, why don't you give me one for free?" Zhang Hanhai's whole person is not good, and his worldview has been completely subverted by his uncle......

"One last warning, one more interruption, give me a year of transsexuality. The uncle's indifferent gaze made Zhang Hanhai's heart tremble, and he had no doubt that the uncle would do this......

......

Pangu grabbed the military hand axe, looked at the surrounding dark environment, swung out the military hand axe, and roared: "I lost thunder!"

"Click"

There was a sudden crisp sound in the air, followed by Pangu's wail of pain......

"Oh,, Lao Tzu's waist, hiss, flashed, it hurts to death. ”

......

Regarding the uncle's words, Zhang Hanhai just wants to say "Mom sells batches", what is this?

Nonsense!

Zhang Hanhai really couldn't believe that Pangu, a dignified god, could flash his waist with an ax in the sky, but ......

If this is all true......

Not to mention, it's really interesting......

......

"Alas, my waist flashed, let's open it next time, and sleep again" Pangu sighed and lay down on the side of the bed.

......

"No?" Zhang Hanhai asked cautiously.

"Of course not," the uncle replied, and continued

Zhang Hanhai's face froze, and he continued to listen bitterly......

......

I don't know how long it took, Pangu opened his heavy eyes again and slowly sat up.

"Hmm...... What time is it?" Pangu picked up the alarm clock and glanced at it.

"I forgot that the alarm clock is out of power" Pangu put down the alarm clock and sat on the bed to think deeply......

Sure enough, it's better to split this place to get unlimited free electricity......

In order to avoid causing some trouble like last time, Pangu decided that it would be better to do some warm-up exercises first.

So Pangu took out a large black box from under the bed, put it on the bed, and pressed a button......

"The eighth set of radio gymnastics in primary and secondary schools in the country, the times are calling, start now......! Let's go!12345678,22......"

Pangu made a series of movements to the music.

......

......

I was speechless, in short, to Pangu......

I'm also drunk.

There are still such funny people in the world?!

......

A set of "The Times is Calling" ended quickly, Pangu stretched his waist, and felt that his current physical state, the thief had reached its peak, so ......

Open the sky!

Once again, Pangu took out the military hand axe from the electric lamp, and it was an axe against the endless chaos!

"I'm a thunderbolt!"

"Boom!", the world was divided into two parts, one part became heaven and one part became earth......

Pangu stood in the starry sky, countless planets shining brightly, and his heart was extremely excited......

"Finally...... Finally, I don't have to worry about electricity bills!"

Thus, the universe was born......

One day, Pangu was bored running around the universe, flying around, not knowing where to go......

"Ah...... It's so boring, what's there to do?"

At this time, Pangu saw a fiery red thing moving rapidly, and immediately became interested......

"What's that, red, round, and delicious!"

Pangu's eyes lit up, and he quickly chased after the fiery red thing, stretching out his huge hand to grasp the round thing......

Outcome......

Accidentally, with too much force, that thing ...... Shattered......

And so, everything ends like this, before it even begins......

Because, that red thing is the sun!

......

"What a liar are you! It's over, so what am I? Can you be a reliable? The sun is gone, what is that in the sky now? Is the spark tower of the M78 nebula?"

Finally, Zhang Hanhai broke out completely, and there must be a bottom line for nonsense!

"Cut, turtle, don't you know that there is only one sun?" The uncle glanced at Zhang Hanhai with disdain and despised fiercely......

It seems like......

Looks like it makes sense......

"Okay, that's the end of the story, the origin of all things is like this, Pangu opens the world" Uncle straightened his clothes and stood up......

This action reminded Zhang Hanhai of an idiom......

Well-dressed beasts.

However, it's finally over, and the worldview collapses.