Extras (1) All kinds of strange squads

On a sunny day, sunny, and spring-colored, a party was being held in a large clearing in the middle of a forest......

"First of all, applause, please our No. 1 team!" the host shouted excitedly while standing on a high platform with a microphone!

And then......

A breeze blew by, and no one showed up......

Why is no one?

At this time, a sentence came from nowhere......

"The people of Team No. 1 have something to do today, so they can't come over!"

"Well, since Team No. 1 has something, let's invite Team No. 2!" The host nodded, a little regretful, Team No. 1 is the most effective of all squads, and it's a pity that I didn't come this time

As the host's voice fell, five people walked out of the jungle on the side, there was no problem with the number of people, the warrior assassin mage and the archer were assisted, and there was no shortage of one.

But what's going on with you!

I saw the soldier holding a hoe and wearing a coarse cloth coat......

How do you look at it, are you a peasant? Are you cosplaying, or are you the only one left who is poor?

Don't say anything, what the hell are you assassins? What are you holding in your hands? scissors? Don't you tell me these scissors are your weapons?

And this mage, what do you say? You just came here with a broken book?

The host stepped forward and took the book of the mages of the second squad and looked at it......

Well......

5,000 Years Under the World

......

Nima, what do you mean by reporting a history book? What else can this book summon......

What to do, kindly stuffed ......

But there was nothing to do, the host turned his head to look at the shooter standing next to the fighter, and the weapon in his hand made him completely lose the mentality of continuing to be the host......

The mentality has exploded!

The shooter holds a slingshot......

It's one of those ultra-small slingshots......

I, Nima, might as well just pick up a stone and throw it like this!

Looking at the assistant again, the assistant was dressed in a white lab coat and carrying a white box with a red cross on it......

"Smack!"

The host covered his eyes with his right hand, and no longer had any hope for the party......

"Please stand in your own place with the players of Team 2, and then please Team 3!" the host returned to his position and called out to Team 3!

"As we all know, Team No. 3 is a high-quality and cohesive ......" The host pinned his hopes on Team No. 3, hoping that Team No. 3 could bring some surprises......

Outcome......

It really brought a "surprise"!

Look at what the warriors are holding?sticks?What about the assassins?hmm......

"Squad 3 Assassin, please tell everyone about your weapon!" the host asked the Assassin as he approached Team 3.

"My weapon is these hands!"

What about Desca?

Weapons are hands? Are you good at the moment, how can you use your hands at this moment?

"Alright, show me how you attacked. The host was visibly unconvinced, and said to the assassin with deep doubts.

The assassin nodded arrogantly and slowly walked behind the host......

"Drink!"

After a loud shout, the host was tragic......

"Ahh......h

His chrysanthemum ......

The Assassin snorted and returned to his team......

Soon, a group of people in white coats rushed over and carried away the host, who had been completely loveless......

Team No. 3 didn't care if there was a host or not, and walked straight to their own brand......

The shooters of Team 3 were holding piles of leaves in their hands, and they really didn't know what they were for......

Can this leaf still kill people?

If you say yes......

Then kill one for me?

Kill whatever you want.

Well...... The mage has a wooden sword and a paper sigil in his hand......

Is this, Taoist?

But it should be a little more reliable than Team 2.

Auxiliary......

What do you mean by taking a hanging bottle syringe? You discussed it with the assistant of the second team, right? One is in charge of surgery and the other is in charge of infusion injections, isn't it?

Do you dare to be a little more awesome?

Alas!

......

Because there was no host, after the third team stood in their place, the fourth team came out of the grass on the side......

But why did only one warrior with a brick come out......

Team 2 and Team 3 both looked at Team 4 in confusion, is this a lack of people? Why is it just such a person?

"Ahem, don't look at me like that, I'll be embarrassed. The faces of the four team fighters turned red and said with some embarrassment.

The corners of the mouths of the second and third teams twitched, and they felt a chill, and then turned their heads......

"Actually, I'm not the only one, but my teammates are too far behind you, and it's not an exaggeration to call it the weakest team......" The four team fighters laughed bitterly, their voices full of bitterness.

The attention of the second and third squads was attracted again, they were curious, judging from their lineup, they could already be regarded as the weakest, could there be any weaker?

"Where are your teammates?" the mages of the second team looked away from the "five thousand years above and below the world" and looked up at the four teams of warriors......

"Then I have to bother all the Taoist friends to take a trip, not far away, right next to it. The warrior still smiled wryly......

The people of the second and third teams nodded and followed the four teams of soldiers towards the forest on the side......

Soon, everyone walked into the Children's Paradise of All Worlds......

......

Isn't it a children's paradise for Mao! Aren't you going to take us to find teammates? What the hell is it to come to a children's paradise!

Everyone looked at the fighters of the fourth team with an unknown look, and they saw that the faces of the fighters were also devastated.

"Okay, see that kid building sandcastles, he's our shooter. The soldier continued to walk for a while, pointing to an old man in his fifties.

The old man was lying on the ground like a four- or five-year-old child, pinching the sandcastle......

I want to cry!

The people of Team No. 2 and Team No. 3 suddenly calmed down a lot......

Sure enough, there are even more bizarre teams!

Then, he pointed to the aunt who was swinging on the swing and the two children who were fighting crickets

"The aunt is a mage, and the cricket is an assassin and a support. With that, the warrior walked back with no love......

This blow is too big!

The second and third teams glanced at each other, and they both saw the smiles in each other's eyes......

Soon the group returned to the gathering place, and as soon as they returned, they saw an old man sitting there with a can in his arms......

This old man is very old, the kind of existence that is about to sink into the ground in half a breath......