Chapter 283: Calculating Zhou Ping

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It was another day when the sun was setting, and it was another dry place, Zhang Qingshan was responsible for digging a pit and making a fire, Zhou Ping was responsible for tying the horses and taking out the grain, and Zhou Baoyu was responsible for carrying water and washing the wild vegetables collected along the way -- this was the advantage of fewer people in terms of eating, and it was easy to find wild vegetables. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

After Zhou Baoyu used a small pot to fetch water, he picked up the bundle of wild vegetables and went to wash it, but as soon as he walked to a puddle, he screamed in fright.

Zhang Qingshan and Zhou Ping looked over at the same time, and saw that Zhou Baoyu was crawling backwards with both hands and feet, and there were wild vegetables sprinkled everywhere around him.

As a ** party member, Zhang Qingshan should not be superstitious, but because he has lived in a place of superstitious ideas for a long time and his cultural level is not high, he is also skeptical of ghosts. Zhou Ping is similar to him.

The two put down their belongings and pulled out their guns as they rushed over.

"Baoyu, where are the ghosts?"

"I've never seen a ghost before, and today I just opened my eyes. ”

The two rushed to Zhou Baoyu's side, looked around with the box cannon, and naturally their mouths were not convinced-we have guns, and we don't believe that we can't kill these demons and monsters.

didn't see the imaginary ghost, and the two turned their heads to look at Zhou Baoyu at the same time. Seeing Zhou Baoyu's pale face and trembling lips, obviously not like a joke, Zhang Qingshan frowned and asked, "Baoyu, is it a ghost?"

"That'...... There!"

Listening to Zhou Baoyu's trembling words, and looking along his trembling fingers, Zhang Qingshan and Zhou Ping took a breath at the same time, and immediately understood the reason why Zhou Baoyu was frightened: I saw that in the clear water pit, a white right hand bone was standing upright, and the finger bone was half grasped.

Zhang Qingshan's mind couldn't help but think of the picture of the last moment of this man with bones: this person accidentally fell in, and at the last moment, he still instinctively struggled to climb out, so his right hand was always upward, and he kept grasping upwards because he didn't want to die, but everything was in vain, and in the end, he could only be devoured in a slow grasp......

"Baoyu, you have also been on the battlefield and seen life and death, why are you still scared like this by a bone?"

"I ...... I was about to wash the vegetables, and suddenly I saw this thing rising in the water, and I was really scared~!"

"Okay, hurry up and make a fire to cook, and hurry up and rest. Zhang Qingshan shook his head with a smile and said, "Lao Zhou, you go to make a fire, Baoyu goes to help, and I will wash the vegetables." ”

Zhou Ping nodded, turned around and took two steps, turned back to Zhang Qingshan and said, "Lao Zhang, choose a place to wash vegetables again." ”

"We're not afraid of death, but we're still afraid of this?"

"It's not about life or death, it's just that the thought of washing vegetables with water soaked in corpses makes me want to vomit. ”

Zhou Baoyu came back to his senses and felt a little ashamed for a while, but as soon as he heard Zhou Ping's words, he immediately caught the loophole and interjected: "Old Zhou, only pregnant women want to vomit, are you pregnant?"

"Boy, are you looking for a fight...... Stop, no big or small, see how I clean you up today. ”

Watching the two of them leave in a frolic, Zhang Qingshan collected the scattered wild vegetables and carried them to another pit of clear water to wash.

After washing the vegetables and returning to the fire, the three of them continued to laugh and talk, even if it is a wild vegetable, it can argue endlessly because of how long it is, which is a typical lack of words, and the best way is to squeeze each other: this world is too quiet, if you don't take the initiative to talk, and don't use your voice to break the depression generated by this tranquility, it will make people want to go crazy.

And now, Zhang Qingshan has a lot of words, especially when he keeps taking the initiative to talk to Zhou Ping, because he has been holding back a question in his heart: The water that Zhou Baoyu called was also taken from that phalanx. Since Zhou Ping cares about this so much, then, when he drinks the water in this small pot, he will say it himself...... Thinking about Zhou Ping's reaction at that time, it is definitely a very happy thing.

Zhou Ping strictly enforced the hygiene regulations, boiled the water three times, and after feeling clean, he asked: "Lao Zhang, do you want to drink this pot of water as boiling water first, or cook rice first?"

"Drinking water comes first, fill the kettle first. Zhang Qingshan pretended to pick up the kettle on his waist, shook it, heard the sound of water, and said solemnly: "I still have half a pot left, you fill your ...... first"

After speaking, he suddenly remembered: Since he was calculating Lao Zhou, and Baoyu was so afraid of the hand bones, then even Baoyu could be counted together. So, he turned his head to Zhou Baoyu with a smile and said, "By the way, Baoyu, your kettle should also be filled." ”

Zhou Baoyu patted the kettle and shook his head without hesitation: "My kettle is still full, no need to add water." ”

Immediately, Zhou Baoyu looked directly at Zhou Ping and said, "Old Zhou, I'm a little hungry." You quickly fill it, fill it up and cook another pot of rice. ”

Seeing that you are urging Lao Zhou so anxiously, can it be said that your kid is also thinking the same as me? Zhang Qingshan glanced at Zhou Baoyu, and then looked at Zhou Ping, he consciously shut up.

Zhou Ping didn't think much about it, after opening the lid of the kettle, he picked up the spoon and scooped the scoop of water to fill the mouth of the kettle.

"Lao Zhou, how can you pretend it directly? Let's try to see if the water smells weird first. Zhou Baoyu said reproachfully: "Uncle Tashi has specially warned you: if it tastes strange, it means that the water has not been boiled yet, and you have to continue to burn, otherwise, you will get sick if you drink it." ”

Zhou Ping still didn't think much about it, and looked at Zhou Baoyu gratefully. Immediately, he brought the spoon to his mouth, blew it a few times, and after gently trying a small bite, he smiled at Zhou Baoyu and said, "It's not weird." It's ready to be loaded. ”

"Really?" Zhou Baoyu said with some disbelief: "It's okay to burn it so many times?" Old Zhou, don't lie to me. ”

"What do I lie to you, if you don't believe it, you taste it yourself. ”

As he spoke, Zhou Ping handed the spoon to Zhou Baoyu. Zhou Baoyu immediately shook his head: "It must not have been burned well, you want to lie to me again, so I won't be fooled by you." I will not believe you until you have drunk all this ladle of water. ”

As soon as he heard this, Zhang Qingshan finally confirmed: Zhou Baoyu is the same as he thinks. However, he was just happy to watch the play, so Zhang Qingshan had to nod his head seriously, but he was already happy in his heart, and he looked forward to the imaginary scene more and more.

"You little devil, why are you so suspicious?"

That being said, Zhou Ping was probably really thirsty, and after blowing on the spoon a few more times, he drank the boiling water in the spoon in one gulp.

After making sure that Zhou Ping drank the water in the spoon, Zhou Baoyu stood up suddenly, and pointed proudly at Zhou Ping with a strange look on his face as he stepped back, and Zhou Ping laughed: "Old Zhou, you have been fooled." Hah! Hah......"

Zhou Ping looked at Zhou Baoyu puzzled, and glanced at Zhang Qingshan blankly.

"Old Zhou, this water is drawn from the place where the hand is bone, that is to say, you are drinking the water that soaks the corpse...... Hah, hah, hah......"

"Hah, ha, ha......" Zhang Qingshan, who couldn't help it for a long time, finally had a chance to break out: pointing at Lao Zhou with one hand, holding his stomach with the other, and finally, laughing and falling to the sky.

"You...... You guys...... Gwoke~!gag~!"

Zhou Ping was furious, his face turned blue and white for a while, and his right index finger pointed at Zhou Baoyu and Zhang Qingshan, and finally, he threw the spoon, turned around and ran two steps, and then squatted on the ground and vomited.

Zhang Qingshan and Zhou Baoyu not only did not have the slightest intention of comforting, but laughed more and more unscrupulously.

Zhou Ping vomited three times, it took more than ten minutes, and he almost didn't vomit out the bitter gall water; he rinsed his mouth countless times, and even Zhang Qingshan and Zhou Baoyu's kettles were snatched by him to rinse his mouth, which can be regarded as recovering some interest.

finally got better, and then, in the laughter of Zhang Qingshan and Zhou Baoyu, he was furious.

rushed over to settle accounts with Zhang Qingshan, and the result was equally tragic: when he was evenly matched with Zhang Qingshan, he was attacked by Zhou Baoyu from behind: he hugged his right leg and pulled it, Zhou Ping suddenly fell down on his back to the sky, and was jointly pressed under Zhang Qingshan and Zhou Baoyu.

I had to look up to the sky and sigh at the evil consequences of encountering people: "What did Lao Tzu do in his last life to go on a long march with you two bastards in this life, it's really ...... Is...... Alas~!Look back at the ancestral grave. ”

This time, Zhou Ping personally fetched water from elsewhere and boiled it himself, so he was finally able to drink a pot happily.

It's hard to get out of the evil anger in his heart, so he naturally has to nag, no, even when eating, he curses while chewing wild vegetables, and the first thing he does when he returns to the team is to never see them.

In the end, Zhang Qingshan and Zhou Baoyu swore that they would never talk about it, and promised not to mention it in the future, so Zhou Ping's heart was better.

After eating and resting, none of the three of them mentioned how to deal with the hand bones and the corpses under the hand bones, because Zhang Qingshan had mentioned this kind of thing before: along the way, there will definitely be many corpses of sacrificed comrades, then, in order to ensure that the physical strength can keep up, in order to reduce unnecessary risks, the three of them unanimously agreed: If the internal and external conditions permit, the remains of the sacrificed comrades can be buried. And like the hand bone and the corpse underneath, it belongs to the category of risk - at a glance, you can know that the risk of the puddle is huge, even more dangerous than the swamp, at least, the swamp is swallowing you little by little, and others still have a chance to rescue you, but this puddle, if you accidentally fall into it, will be in trouble, or even swallowed directly, and it is too late to save it. It's better to be big with the living.

Early the next morning, when they set off, the three of them rubbed the soil into incense, which was a kind of tribute to this comrade-in-arms. Everyone said a few words of memorial, saluted the army, and left.

Less than thirty meters from that small dry place, the three of them walked side by side as they had done yesterday.

I don't know if it was because he was deeply impressed by this corpse, or because he still remembered the scene he was scared yesterday, Zhou Baoyu turned back as he walked.

Zhou Ping on the side thought that Zhou Baoyu was thinking about teasing him about 'drinking water' yesterday, so he glared at him viciously and said, "Little ghost, don't hurry up, what are you thinking...... If you dare to say a word, Lao Tzu will immediately put you there to take a bath. ”

Zhou Baoyu turned his head and glared at him angrily, opened his mouth to say something, but who knows, he didn't notice his feet, and suddenly stepped on it, and his body fell directly to the left, and the frightened Zhou Baoyu shouted while grabbing a bunch of water and grass: "Big brother, save me, save me......"

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