Chapter 69: The Debate I
"No, one is one, two is two, three is three, it is impossible to say that one is two, as if it were like I said, "I am you."
Conceptually, one object cannot be another. Luo Miao said.
"Correct!
"Find out three people from the following words, and give reasons; a desolate and uninhabited house, there is a lot of dust in it for many years, I don't know when it started, there will be some shoe prints on the ground, and every night there will be some pillars of light like shaking flashlights, Xiao Ming is a haunted house lover, and he heard that this place is abnormal to explore, but he has not yet entered, he knows that there are probably people inside. ”
Find out three people? In this story, Xiao Ming is only clearly pointed out, is the owner of the shoe print also a person? And the flashlight? She asked me to give a reason, how can this be given? I can't judge anything from this short sentence alone.
Luo Miao frowned and pondered, he really couldn't tell anything from these words alone.
Huh, wait, find three people...... By the way, that's what happened.
Luo Miao's eyes flashed, and he had already thought of the answer, "Three people, desolate and uninhabited, there are already people, as for the reason, I don't think it needs to be said, right?"
"That's right!" the girl gritted her teeth, which did not mislead him.
"Eh, wait, Qiyi, how do I feel that this answer you answered is a little too related to her question?" asked the puzzled Park Qiusong.
Luo Miao explained to him: "What she said was to find out three people from the following words, but these three people are not real people, and that story is just that she put a *** and is going to use it to mislead me." ”
"How do I feel that I still don't understand ......," Park said, scratching his scalp.
"Really. The white rice next to him floated over, "Qiyi said that there are three 'people', which refers to the three characters in the story." ”
"Oh...... Got it. ”
"Ahem!" the girl coughed twice, raising her sense of presence, "There is another problem, this time I don't need you to say the answer directly, I want to debate with you!"
Luo Miao was stunned.
"I know this may not be the same as what I said on the banner, but for the sake of fairness, Miss Ben will return the 30 gold coins to you, whether you win or lose this debate, how about it?"
"Yes. Luo Miao nodded in agreement, "What is the topic of the debate?"
The girl pointed to Park Qiusong next to Luo Miao, "He! The topic of the debate is whether this person is male or female?"
Park Qiusong was messy in the wind in an instant: Debating that I am a man...... Still... Or female?
A wave of grief and indignation surged into Park Qiusong's heart: Anyone can see that Lao Tzu is a man, right!?
"Which side are you on?" asked the girl, clasping her hands around her waist.
"This ......," Luo Miao glanced at Park Qiusong, whose face was already twitching, "Of course I'm on the side of the debate men." ”
"Then I'll be on the side of the non-males, will you come first or me first?" the girl asked.
"This ...... I'll do it first. ”
As soon as he wanted to speak, Luo Miao's arm was grabbed by Park Qiusong, and the expression on Park Qiusong's face was sad and indignant, "This is really a shame for a man! Qiyi, you must win for me!"
"Try to ...... I'll try my best to ......" Luo Miao wiped the fine sweat on her forehead, and felt a sense of sadness for Park Qiusong in her heart, and the good ones were identified as the center of this debate, and the result would be a little weird whether she won or lost.
If you win - a man still needs to struggle to prove that he is a man, it is a shame!
If you lose - a man can't prove that he is a man, it's even more humiliating!
Clearing his throat, Luo Miao organized his language and said, "As we all know, men are considered to be strong, with broad faces and hard lines, rough skin, short hair, and the presence of an Adam's apple and male organs, all of which are consistent with the person next to me. ”
Park nodded.
"Refuge!" the girl said, "Short hair is not necessarily exclusive to men, some women also like to cut their hair short, and men's hairstyles are not necessarily short, and some have long hair, this view is not accurate."
Also, do you think the person next to you is very big? Judging from this body type, there are a lot of women who are like this.
I suggest you look at the face of the person next to you and speak! Anyway, I can't see where the stiffness is? The delicate appearance of the facial features and the color of the skin can't be used as proof of women?"
The uncle who was setting up the stall next to him nodded, Uncle, what are you nodding blindly?! Park Qiusong shouted sadly and angrily in his heart.
Luo Miao glanced at Park Qiusong next to her: "Indeed, that is also a proof of women." ”
Just when Park Qiusong was stunned, Luo Miaofeng turned around and said: "But you can't deny that there are also many men who look like this, and the Adam's apple is ironclad proof of being a man!"
Luo Miao raised Pu Qiusong's chin, and the uncle who set up the stall nodded in agreement.
The girl sneered: "Even a little protrusion can be used to prove it? Maybe he has a sore throat for the past two days? Look at Miss Ben's!"
The girl raised her white neck, thinking that Park Qiusong, who had received ironclad evidence, was dumbfounded.
Luo Miao narrowed her eyes slightly, so ruthless! In order to overturn my conclusion, he actually pressed his neck and pinched a bulge, and also, can't the Adam's apple of this guy grow a little more obvious (you are not qualified to say others...... )!
"As for the male organs, does he dare to take off his pants in this place?" the girl glanced at Park Qiusong's lower body and smiled contemptuously.
A wave of anger surged into Pu Qiusong's heart, and he tugged on his pants with both hands, and Luo Miao next to him hurriedly stopped his movements.
"Calm down, don't fall for her agitation, this is a matter of dignity, don't worry, I will prove to you that you are a man!" Luo Miao comforted him.
Park Qiusong's tears are about to fall, do I really need to prove that I am a man?!
"Then another aspect proves that the person next to me has no female organs, so he is naturally not a woman. ”
"Female organs, what do you mean? Breasts? I'm sorry to tell you, even among women, there are a lot of poor breasts. ”
"At least it won't be so flat. Luo Miao reached out and patted Park Qiusong's chest, "Look, I didn't react to him when I slapped him like this, do you think he could be a woman?"
"How do you know he's not responding, what if he's not as calm as he seems?, and what can you do to prove that he's not disguised as a man?" asked the girl, putting down the feather fan in her hand.
"Then let me ask you, how do you prove that he is a woman disguised as a man?" Luo Miao's sharp gaze stared straight at the girl.
"It's very simple, just lose your hair, a bag of breasts, and a little disguise. ”
"Just kidding, no matter how much a girl dresses, it is impossible for a girl to completely disguise herself as a boy, so I asked the uncle who set up the stall next to me, do you see that my friend has removed his face, and there is a little bit of a feminine aspect?" Luo Miao said.
The uncle also cooperated and nodded: "No." ”
"Are you so sure that girls don't look like boys in disguise?" the girl slapped a few pictures on the table, "See which one of these pictures looks like a girl?"
Luo Miao picked up these photos and looked at them one by one, looking at these heroic COS photos, he really couldn't say anything to refute at the moment, but for the sake of Park Qiusong's male dignity, he decided to speak with a clear conscience.
"I look at all of them, can any boy be so handsome as he is?"
The girl sneered: "To tell you the truth, the people in these photos are all boys." ”
Luo Miao's eyes widened instantly, I damn it, it was calculated, but he also reacted quickly, and asked rhetorically: "Hmph, you said that the people in these photos are men, are they men? I have the right to keep my suspicions." ”
A smile of conspiracy hung on the corner of the girl's mouth, Xiaoxiao, fooled, right? I'll wait for you to say this!
"Then just let the artificial intelligence next to you scan these photos to see if the person in the final match is male. The girl said.
Oops! Fooled, hearing the girl say these words, Luo Miao understood that this was her plan, if this was not the truth, the girl would not have the courage to let Bai Mi, who is an artificial intelligence, scan these photos.
Looking at Bai Mi, who had already begun to scan the photos on his own, Luo Miao's face was a little gloomy, now he was at a disadvantage in this debate!
After scanning these photos, Bai Mi nodded slowly, to be honest, it actually had the idea of lying, but it was useless, after all, these were obvious facts, even if Bai Mi denied it, the girl could come up with another way to prove that the people in these photos were male.
If Bai Mi's lies are later exposed, they will lose this debate without integrity.
Looking at Bai Mi, who nodded slowly, the girl showed a triumphant smile, "I can't even tell the difference between men and women, I have every reason to doubt the accuracy of your vision, so if the person next to you is a man from your eyes......, is it really a man?"
The uncle's gaze shifted to Luo Miao's side, and he nodded hesitantly.
Don't mess with it, uncle!
"Accuracy of vision? What do you think this friend of mine is not a man? Those eyes like torches?" Luo Miao rolled her eyes and shifted the topic to the girl herself.
"What do you want to say?" the girl glanced at him.
"80% of people judge an object by sight, since you say that my friend is not a man, then it must also be seen through your eyes, right? You say that you doubt the accuracy of my vision, then I also have reason to suspect that your vision is accurate!"