Chapter 1008: Loser, Lao Tzu Cuts You to Death!
Jiangbei was stupid, stunned, and stunned.
It feels bad all over.
The next moment, I saw Jiang Wanguan's old face flushed, and he hurriedly coughed a few times, and then sat there with Erlang's legs cocked and lit a cigarette.
No, let's ease the awkward atmosphere first.
"Gollum ......"
Jiangbei swallowed his saliva, shook his head, and hurriedly asked, "Dad, I mean, when my mother is with you, it must be different from when she faces outsiders, right?"
Jiang Wanguan was stunned.
Rage +666
Nyima the thief.
I don't know how to ask questions? You still can't do anything about me? How much domestic violence Lao Tzu suffered back then, do you kid know!
It's hard to think about, okay!
However, when he thought about the question Jiang Bei asked, a happy smile appeared on his face again.
"Hehe, your mother is outside, if she sees someone who doesn't like her eyes, she will kill it a long time ago, but if she doesn't like me, at most she will beat me, in fact, there is still a big difference. ”
It can be seen with the naked eye that the corners of Jiangbei's mouth twitched a few times.
, smoke his father?
What do you smoke?
Jiangbei didn't know what to say, but seeing his father's face and the anger in his mind from time to time, he knew that he couldn't continue to ask.
Otherwise, he may be smoked, and Fugui Zhu will be pumped......
Jiangbei selectively shut up, in fact, he was also entangled, if the elder brother went with Hou Yanlanbang, it would definitely be wrong.
And whether to say it or not, Hou Yanlan's figure is still similar to that Wang Yuhan, and there are some differences......
"Dad, what do you think of the difference between Yan Lan and that Leng Shuang's body problem?"
Jiang Wanguan was stunned for a moment, subconsciously glanced at Hou Yanlan, shook his head and said, "There is almost no difference." ”
"That's good. Jiang Bei nodded, then summed it up again and raised his eyebrows.
"Dad, I think...... It's better to let me play you. ”
"Heh, it's really not that Lao Tzu buried you, just your kid has this virtue, if it weren't for your cultivation talent similar to mine, Lao Tzu would have to wonder if you were born by me. ”
Jiangbei felt as uncomfortable as eating at that time, this Nima ......
Don't bury people like this!
"Han Criticism System!" Jiang Bei roared again.
"My Great ......"
"Don't nonsense, can you make that human skin mask!
"Yes, master, but you don't have the materials to provide me with this high-end product......
"Just say, what do you want!"
"A thousand rage points can be made, oh master!"
"Wait!"
Jiang Bei looked at his father and sneered, "Hehe, but you are already old." ”
"What are you talking about?" Jiang Wanguan's brows furrowed at that time.
"Dad, stop talking nonsense, even if you are handsome, what about you? You are old, and my mother will let you go out to attract bees and butterflies?"
These words poked Jiang Wanguan's pain.
Rage +1666
"Do it. Jiang Bei roared in his head.
Take another look.
Daddy has already walked to the door and kicked Fuguizhu......
Jiang Bei only felt a tingling on his scalp, not only that, but even there was a burst of coolness on his buttocks, as if the rich bamboo had been pumped up.
"Daddy!"
Jiang Bei roared out directly, and while roaring, he took out the freshly made human skin mask from the storage ring.
Subsequently, it was directly pasted on the face.
Don't you say it...... A thousand points of rage to get something, although there is no use for bullshit, but this touch is good.
"Bang!"
Jiang Wanguan snorted coldly, ignored Jiang Bei at all, continued to kick the rich bamboo, and shook it in his hand a few times, which was not bad.
Rage +666
If you don't fight for three days, you have to go to the house to expose the tiles, and you dare to insult Lao Tzu like this?
It's just that tomorrow I'm going to have a fight with that boundless road, maybe how hard the fight will be, and today it's just time to try my hand at this stinky boy!
Jiang Wanguan turned his head.
Jiang Wanguan didn't move.
Jiang Wanguan was stunned, stupid, and stunned.
Jiang Wanguan looked at this big bald man with wide eyes...... Myself?
No, this is Jiangbei! His youngest son Jiangbei!
"What the hell are you with!"
"Dad, look at it, don't it look like it!" Jiang Bei asked Jiang Wanguan with a look of surprise.
Jiang Wanguan approached.
I felt that my whole person was not good, and my throat and eyes were like being choked by something, and I couldn't say a word.
Long......
He touched his face, swallowed his saliva, sighed, shook his head helplessly, and said, "It turns out that Lao Tzu is so handsome even without this long flowing hair." ”
Jiangbei: "......"
Okay, Daddy can say whatever he likes, as long as you don't beat him.
Looking at the rich bamboo in Daddy's hand, the whole person shivered fiercely.
Jiang Wanguan turned around, sat on the Taishi chair again, and looked at Jiang Bei with cold eyes, don't say it, it's really weird to look at it this way, it's like looking in the mirror.
And this kid's body shape is about the same as him......
If you get some hair out......
Suddenly, Jiang Wanguan struck a spirit, this Nima!
"Stinky boy, you're going to show that endless way like this?"
"Huh?" Jiang Bei was obviously stunned, is there anything wrong?
"Lao Tzu is not a monk!"
Jiangbei: "......"
"That's it?"
"Otherwise, Lao Tzu's face has been lost by you! Jiang Wanguan only felt a nosebleed up, and his head was already a little confused.
"What's there...... No one saw you anyway. Jiang Bei waved his hand, looking unconcerned.
"Fart!
"Dad, what do you say?"
"How do I know what to do?"
"Dad, why don't you shave your head too?
"Yes, Dad! I think you're still handsome without hair, what's the matter? I'll help you burn it!" Jiang Nan also looked at Jiang Wanguan with bright eyes, and his face was excited!
"Get out! Lao Tzu doesn't shave his head! If your mother comes out and sees me like this, can't you cut me?" Jiang Wanguan said, trembling subconsciously.
"It doesn't work, it doesn't work...... Dad, what do you say? Jiang Bei spread his hands and asked speechlessly.
"I don't know, why don't you get a wig and put it on. ”
"Okay......"
That thing, it's summer, it's weird and hot, to be honest, Jiangbei really thinks that his big bald head is good, at least it's cool.
Look at Daddy's ......
Cut ~ who is hot who knows ~
"Yan Lan, let's rehearse first, and then you will play that Leng Shuang, just the feeling that you haven't seen me for 20 years, and suddenly see your old lover. ”
"Loser, Lao Tzu will kill you!"