"Ling'er, isn't it true that I earn points by being beaten? Why do I earn points by beating people?" Zhou Jielun was anxious to leave the playground, that is, he had a lot of things to ask Ling'er.

"It's a two-way street. You earn points when you are beaten, and of course you have points when you hit someone. ”

"Then when I was beaten last two times, I resisted and beat them, why didn't I get points?"

Ling'er snorted and said, "When you were beaten for the first time, you would only hug the other party and let others beat you, and you didn't punch a punch." The second time you are hit, the maximum amount of power you generate when you fight back is only 50p, and according to the regulations, you get 2.5 points. However, the system has a rule that all points below 5 will be counted as zero points. ”

Jay Chou opens the personal information window,

Host: Jay Chou

Martial Realm: Samurai Beginner Rank

Points: 1,200 points (2,000 points for the next upgrade)

Martial Arts: Stalker (can purchase an upgraded version of Stalker)

Swordsmanship: I don't know what a sword is (cheap is a sword)

Light work: Fall into a dead pig with one jump (a dead pig is also a pig)

Left Hand Strength: 100_160

Right Hand Strength: 120_200

Left Foot Strength: 160_250

Right foot strength: 180_300

Body Bearing Strength: 250_350

Birdie length: 1.2 inches

Bird diameter: 0.5 inches

"Ahh

"The ghost is crying wolf, my brother is not afraid to attract the wolf?"

Ling'er was taken aback.

"This is the academy, where is the wolf?" Zhou Jielun said after apologizing.

"It's full of wolves, vicious wolves, gluttonous wolves, perverts, male wolves, female wolves. Ling'er raised her fingers and said.

"Ling'er, you can't treat people as wolves, I'm also human. ”

"Actually, there is not much difference between a man and a wolf. It's just that people are clothed, and wolves are clothed with fur. All the characteristics of wolves, people have. Next, Ling'er introduced the characteristics of wolves to Zhou Jielun. and analyze with human characteristics.

Characteristics of wolves:

1. Have a keen sense of smell to spot prey and catch prey;

2. When attacking the prey, there is a courage and indomitable spirit to move forward;

3. Have a fickle wit, combine ferocity with wit, and improve the ability to defeat prey.

4. Have a group character, and have the spirit and ability to cooperate with the enemy in a group.

Human characteristics:

1. Have a keen sense of smell to detect the opposite sex and seduce the opposite sex;

2. When attacking the opposite sex, there is a courage and indomitable spirit to move forward, which is better than a wolf, but people are shameless!

3. Have a fickle heart, combine cruelty and kindness, and the ability to tell lies is beyond the reach of wolves.

4. There is a desire to embody the individual, but in the end it is still necessary to belong to the group, and people who like to express themselves are the objects of attack in the end, people, and have the spirit and ability to cooperate with the enemy in the group.

Through Ling'er's analysis, Jay Chou found that humans and wolves have so many commonalities.

According to theologians, an astonishing conclusion has been reached. Ling'er said.

"What conclusion?"

"Humans did not evolve from monkeys, but from wolves. ”

"How is that possible?"

"Humans and wolves have many things in common, the first one is that they are both perverts! Every man wants three wives and four concubines, every woman wants red apricots out of the wall, and even the one-year-old boy knows to lie on the rocking bed and play with birds. ”

Jay Chou disagrees with this point of view: "It's too point-to-face." In fact, there are many men who are not lustful and women who are not cheating. ”

"In a family, men are not lustful, and that is because the oil and water on their bodies are squeezed dry by their wives, and they have more than enough energy to do so. Women don't cheat, that's because this woman is Dong Shi, and she wants to steal and have nowhere to interfere. There is also a kind of man who is not lustful, just like his brother......"

"Ling'er!" Zhou Jielun immediately jumped up and criticized: "You little girl, how can you talk like this." ”

Ling'er rolled her eyes and said, "I'm a machine spirit, okay! In order not to have a sense of alienation with you, I transformed into a human form." I can conjure up a thousand species of plants and animals, and I've been born thousands of years ago, not a little girl! ”

Jay Chou had nothing to say, so he had to come up with a killer idea: "Do you admit that I am your brother?"

Ling'er stopped arguing and nodded.

"Even if you are 100,000 years old, as long as you call me brother, you must listen to my teachings. "Jay Chou looks like I'm very good.

"Yes, brother. Ling'er finally lowered her head.

But you must know that I am Rulai, and you are the Monkey King.

"Ling'er, you only said that the first commonality between humans and wolves, but what about the second commonality?"

"Second, man, like wolf, is ferocious. Wolves like to eat meat, as long as it is an animal, it is its ration, and people are the same, they eat all animals, not even cockroach meat!"

"But people eat plants and fruits, but wolves don't eat plants and fruits. ”

"Who's to say? Wolves also eat fruits and plants, but mainly animal meat, because they need carnivorous energy to provide their great movements. ”

This time, Jay Chou did not refute, because what Ling'er said was reasonable.

Just as Jay Chou was about to end this conversation, Ling'er called out to him.

"Brother, the system has released a task. ”

Jay Chou's wheel, can the system still release tasks?

"What task?"

"The first small task of the first type of big task of the system is: within a month, the host must pursue the Kunkun classmates of the first grade and be able to successfully hold the beauty. ”

When Zhou Jielun heard this, he laughed: "I'm a one-inch man, doesn't the system know?"

"Yes, because you are only 1.2 inches, the system gives you this task. Otherwise, if you have five inches, the system will give you this task, won't it just give you points?"

Jay Chou understands that the task of the system is extremely difficult.

But it's not difficult, it's uncomfortable.

Think about the scene where a one-inch man runs to a beautiful sister and courtes.

"Beauty, I want to be your boyfriend!"

The girl said, "You have enough other conditions to be my boyfriend." It's just that your brother is too young to take care of my sister. ”

The one-inch man said: "Spiritual life is the most noble form! *** can only make people depraved, and make people's souls not pure." ”

The girl said, "It's a pity!"

The one-inch man asked, "What is the pity?"

The girl sighed and said, "How nice it would be if you said this to your parents before you were born." ”

"Why?"

"Because in this way, your parents will go to live the most noble form of spiritual life, there will be no birth of you, there will not be an inch of man, there will be no one who occupies the pit and does not, and there will be no hope and then disappointment of strange girls. ”

......

Zhou Jielun shuddered when he thought of this.

"Ling'er, can I skip this task?"

Ling'er smiled and said, "Yes, but the system will punish you." ”

"I'm willing to accept any punishment, as long as I don't go after the coldest beauty in that academy. Jay Chou felt like he had caught a lifeboat.

"The result of the punishment is also very simple, you have to squat and urinate like a woman. ”

"How so?"

"Because the punishment of the system is: your bird shrinks by another 1.5 inches. ”