Chapter 16: Doug White & Company (Make up for what you owe yesterday)
After all, Liu Jingtian is a traditional Chinese and has always been relatively modest. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info He said, 'There's an immature idea,' then it's really immature.
He himself is already a non-human, and he led some strange creatures to rob the land of Spain and detain other people's people, he really doesn't treat the Crusades as a dish!
Now I want to do business with the Spaniards, but there is no one.
However, he is very accurate in one point, Portugal, which is worried about internal and external troubles, really has nothing to do with him on the battlefield.
The matter of taking prisoners in custody came naturally, because Liu Jingtian said: personal belongings will not be moved, only weapons will be confiscated, but gadgets such as short knives can also be kept.
Then, the German mercenaries and more than 200 Portuguese sailors surrendered happily, who wants to rub in front of the cannons?
Next, it's time to clean up the battlefield. The kobolds happily searched the ground like they were looking for treasure, not to mention the weapons and supplies, they didn't even let go of the lead bullets on the ground, and the battlefield was clean as if it had been licked by a dog.
The 'Production and Construction Corps' also began to work one after another, because of the results of various factors drummed up by the traversers, most of these poor people also accepted their fate, and some of them even worked very energetically.
Next, under the supervision of kobolds disguised as 'luggage', a small negotiating team also set off for the seaside. These were some of the most adventurous Agadir merchants, who were forbidden to do dog-legged work in order to gain limited personal freedom.
The captain of the former guard, Mr. Perez, was also mixed in the negotiating team and was very nervous.
He had shaved his beard, dyed his hair with a potion, and concealed his complexion with special paints, and now looked like a mixed-race black man with white spots.
There is no way, the kobold does not rob gold and silver, but only people! He now has a lot of money in his pocket, but he is doing the work of moving bricks, and he receives a 'third-class A' salary every month, and he is also drunk! In order to keep his family in China and the wealth that fell from the sky, he had to take a risk.
"This time I'll have to find a way to buy some slaves to work for myself, and then negotiate with the devil! God, forgive me...... After an aristocrat like me, how can a high-end business person give a hand to those stinky blacksmiths?
Scolding and scolding, everyone's confidence is still very strong -- these mad demons really dare to sell anything! As long as the representative on the other side is not a religious madman, this transaction will be profitable!
The first item on everyone's negotiation list turned out to be talking about how to buy and sell cannons......
The other side.
Although the war has subsided, there is great joy and sorrow among the kobolds......
First of all, a lot of kobheads began to petition: "Oh Wang, I want the neighbor's young lady to lay eggs for me!"
Liu Jingtian: Play with eggs, go to you!
Kobold Demo: Really?
Liu Jingtian: Laying eggs is forbidden! By the way, actual combat simulation is not possible! In short, well, this matter can only be discussed when the grain can be guaranteed to be harvested steadily every year!
Then, his old habit began to kick in: circling around the campfire all day long, and saying strange things like 'burn', 'burn', 'burn'......
The kobolds were not good people, and they began to follow the 'harem government' route - this was taught by the knowledgeable Brother Long - and encouraged Tesfir to intercede, sacrificing a number of 'cute' pets for it.
Tessfil's frontal armor was simply papier-mâché, and she surrendered as soon as the sugar-coated shells came out.
On the same day, he ran to be a lobbyist: "Liu Dawang, you always say that there are not enough people, and you don't let the kobold lay eggs, so you can't solve the problem at all!"
Liu Jingtian: "My name is Liu Jingtian, not Da Wangwang, thank you! It will take at least ten or twenty years for a little dog's head to grow into a big dog's head, and it will also occupy a large number of people! Now that there are internal and external troubles, the Eight-Nation Coalition is about to kill them, and they are still thinking about mischief all day long, and in the long run, the country will not be a country!"
Tesfil smiled and showed a big killing weapon: "Hehe! There are not enough people, right? I will tell you a good news, although the Transfiguration Ring has been returned to the teacher, I have learned this fourth-level magic, and I can transform you into a troll once a day! Choose one of the two, do you want the kobold to lay eggs, or do you want to become a troll and pull out your teeth every day? Hear clearly, there is no anesthetic!
Liu Jingtian was taken aback: "Oh! miscalculated, I forgot that there was a trick of tooth extraction!"
Although he was very surprised, he struggled for a long time, and finally refused stubbornly, gritted his teeth and put on a look of death: "For the future of my big dog's head, the old man sacrificed a little bit, what is it!
Tesfil's tears were about to flow out: "Wait, it hurts, why do you force yourself! Let's think of another way......
I thought: Who cares if you die, I can't live without those fluffy cuties......
The threat to Liu Jingtian is not worth mentioning at all. I've been extracting teeth since I started to cross over, and I've evolved over the years, and my gums are about to lose their pain: "Don't say any more, let go of those dog heads, and say hello to me for anything!"
In the midst of Tesfield's screams, he also changed a few lines of Wang Jingwei's poem to encourage himself.
While the single dogs were hurting each other, on the banks of the Seusse River in the south, the kobolds' agents finally began their first contact with Portugal.
This negotiation is destined to be difficult. The two sides are the aggressor and the aggressed, and it is almost impossible to reconcile the two sides in the negotiations, both religiously and ideologically.
But the situation is stronger than men, especially the kobolds, who are now nailed to the soft underbelly of the Portuguese like arrows with barbs. On the Portuguese side, the situation has been at its most painful recently, and the rich colonial achievements of hundreds of years have almost reached the brink of collapse. The most pitiful thing is that he was tightening his belt and fighting with Spain, and he was trampled on the head by a dog!
In the past few months, Liu Jingtian has received a lot of international news about the scaly claws from Agadir's captives. However, this is enough, recalling the scope of the territory of the major colonial empires in later generations, it is not difficult to guess the current predicament of this country.
Someone who has already changed the dog food at a low price has made several suggestions that are difficult to refuse, the core idea is: "The face can be fed to the dog, and the inside can not be missing!"
Looking at the clause that repeatedly broke the lower limit, several crossers covered their faces and said, 'Who is this person, we don't know him!'
Looking at the terms that seemed to be whispered in the ear of a succubus, the Portuguese dropped their captives and sailed back in amazement.
A month later, the 'Portuguese Agadir Expeditionary Force' returned to Lisbon.
The fleet, led by five fully loaded Galen ships, returned only three empty ships. All those in the know were shocked.
But the big men on board didn't have time to worry about this, and a pile of documents that didn't know whether to count as 'business letters' or 'ultimatums for the enemy' were put on the desks of the new King of Portugal, João IV, the former Duke of Bragança.