Chapter 29: Bad Jokes
"If you really can, then we're in trouble with you. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info" Benjamin bent down slightly and said to Leonardo da Vinci very politely.
The cat was apparently very much of Benjamin's set, and it thought it was respected enough.
"Of course, sir, I haven't even asked your name yet!" Da Vinci chuckled, and after seeing Hermione move his mouth, he added, "You don't have to say it, stupid little girl." ”
Benjamin hurriedly pressed the wand under Hermione's robe with his hand, and then said with a forced smile:
"My name is Benjamin Ludwig, and she's my friend Hermione. In fact, Hermione was a very smart and gifted girl. ”
Hermione calmed down a little after listening to Benjamin's words.
"Talented, what talent does she have, is it possible, you can also do magic?" Da Vinci narrowed his eyes and scratched his face with his hand.
"Hehe, that's nature. Hermione looked up, regaining her aura as the brightest student of Gryffindor.
She drew her wand from her robes, and then whispered a spell, and at the tip of her wand, a bright flame appeared.
By this time, the forest path had completely darkened, and with the help of Hermione's flame, they were able to see their surroundings clearly.
Leonardo da Vinci immediately clapped his hands exaggeratedly, and then said to Hermione, "Hermione, you're such a shocking girl. You two will definitely become excellent scientists in the future!"
Da Vinci was already walking in front of the two of them, waving his hand, motioning for Benjamin and Hermione to follow.
"It won't take us anywhere weird, will it?" asked Hermione, a little worried, holding her wand and helping Leonardo da Vinci light the way ahead.
"It certainly wouldn't dare, I suspect this cat doesn't know magic. Most likely, Leonardo da Vinci's own research has not yet been thoroughly completed. At least in my opinion, it's a non-aggressive, mostly view-oriented robot. Benjamin analyzed very seriously.
When Hermione heard this, she immediately laughed, and then said to Benjamin:
"If that's the case, then we don't have to worry. But now, Leonardo da Vinci is likely to be a wizard, and a particularly powerful wizard. ”
"He's probably the best wizard at combining magic and science. Benjamin added from the side.
Hermione nodded, "Then we should be in a magic now." It's just that this magic is too powerful, it's like a real world. ”
Ever since Benjamin had seen the magic that Malfurion had performed on him, he knew that all of the world's top magicians had amazing abilities.
In his opinion, Leonardo da Vinci was likely to be a legendary mage or even a demigod.
So, Benjamin can now act less surprised.
It's just that if it's just magic, then it's going to be a little difficult for them to get out.
Forget it, let's take one step at a time, Benjamin thought perfunctorily.
"What are you two muttering in the back? Are you scared when it's dark?" Leonardo da Vinci twisted the brick and glanced at the two of them, then showed a slightly disdainful expression.
"I really feel like I'm hitting this cat. You shouldn't have given it the mana crystal so quickly, you should have waited until I punched him. Hermione said indignantly.
Benjamin smiled and said soothingly, "Alright, it's just a machine, so don't care what it says." ”
"But it has its own thoughts, emotions, and do you think it's just a robot?" Hermione said suddenly.
Benjamin was stunned, he didn't know how to respond to Hermione's words, so he chose to be silent.
Like necromantic creatures, they have their own thoughts, emotions, and motivations, but they are still created by Benjamin.
"Walk faster, young man, at night the forest becomes very dangerous. Leonardo da Vinci reminded him very seriously.
As if to match his words, as soon as Leonardo da Vinci's words fell, the low roar of a beast came from behind Hermione.
"Oh, yes, there's a tiger!" Da Vinci exclaimed in surprise, and then he ran up to him and hugged Benjamin.
Benjamin was frightened by this action, and he glanced at Leonardo da Vinci, who was still trembling and unwilling to let go, and said helplessly, "Aren't you a robot cat?
Leonardo da Vinci shook his head quickly, and then explained in a low voice, "The master said that I was mainly here to relieve his worries. I know jokes in more than 100 languages, do you want to listen to them? ”
"What?" asked Benjamin subconsciously without understanding.
"A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak meet, but they don't say hello, why?" Leonardo da Vinci asked solemnly.
Benjamin and Hermione, who were obviously still in shock, didn't understand and could only shake their heads.
"Because they're not familiar!" said Leonardo da Vinci triumphantly.
Benjamin almost cried, he felt that it was too cold this night.
Behind Hermione, however, was a large, ferocious-looking tiger with its mouth wide open and dripping from it.
Benjamin drew his wand and used a few spells in a swift motion. However, after these magic spells hit this tiger's body, it turned out to have no effect at all.
Just when Benjamin and Hermione were already desperate, the tiger laughed very happily after listening to Leonardo da Vinci's bad joke.
Laughing and laughing, it began to roll on the ground, forgetting to attack these people.
Hermione suddenly hid her face, and then whispered, "This is indeed the wizarding world, otherwise I think my worldview would collapse." ”
Benjamin empathized, "I think so too, but keep your voice down, if da Vinci knew that what he thought was all just magic and not real, it would have gone crazy." ”
However, the tiger had laughed enough by this time, and it jumped again, and was about to pounce on them.
"One more joke, Leonardo da Vinci!"
The nature teacher asked, "Why is the body cold after death?" and no one answered. The teacher asked, "Does no one know?" At this time, someone in the back of the classroom said, "That's because the mind is calm and naturally cool." ”
When Da Vinci finished speaking, the tiger immediately laughed, and then fell to the ground carelessly, twisted his neck, and died.
"If it doesn't die, I'll die cold. Benjamin sneezed.