"Hmph! Anyway, from today on, this girl is the one you have to protect!, but ......" Yunxi licked the corners of his mouth and took a deep breath......

"But you're not going to be honest, are you? Zhu spread his hands and said helplessly.

Yunxi was stunned and said, "How do you know?"

Zhang Hanhai looked disdainful and said: "Who doesn't know such old-fashioned lines and plots, it's really boring enough." ”

......

"Cut, whatever you say...... Yun Xi tilted his head to the side, paused for a moment, and then said: "You can find a way to return to your body yourself, too lazy to talk to you, a hateful cloud man." ”

After saying that, Yunxi turned around and left......

Zhang Hanhai was a little unconscious, scratched his head, and said, "What is this, I still have a deep hatred just now, and now I will leave?"

Zhang Hanhai looked at the back of Yunxi leaving, blinked his eyes, and revealed his exclusive obscene expression......

Don't think about it, Zhang Hanhai is just a habit.

......

Zhang Hanhai squatted on the ground, carefully observing his own body on the ground......

Well......

How do I get back? Do you want me to get in? But how do I get there?

Watching TV is all about getting into your head, isn't it......

Did it really get in from the head?

Zhang Hanhai helped the body on the ground up, then jumped up high, shouted, and slammed into his body with a momentum of Mount Tai's overwhelming! (Why does it feel a little awkward...... ）

Subsequently......

"Plop!"

......

Zhang Hanhai successfully fell to the ground......

Yes, that's right, he didn't go back, but simply and neatly threw a gorgeous dog eating, a very good demonstration of mistakes......

Please don't imitate it! Repeat, don't imitate!

"Damn, sure enough, it's all a lie on TV, I can't believe it!" Zhang Hanhai got up from the ground, rubbed his aching forehead, and muttered something that everyone in the world knew in his mouth......

"Alas, how do you go back?" Zhang Hanhai propped his head, sat on a stone on the ground, and meditated......

"Huh, my hand?" Zhang Hanhai suddenly found that his hand began to become transparent, although it was not very obvious, but it did become much more transparent......

"Hmm......" Zhang Hanhai fell into deep thought, he knew very well what would happen if it was completely transparent, because ......

It's all an old routine! It slowly becomes transparent, then it loses its collision with the object, that is, it can't grasp anything, and finally disappears......

As for why Zhang Hanhai fell into deep thought......

Because he is completely powerless to complain, he can only use contemplation to express his extremely inflated heart of complaining......

"Uncle, how do you think I should go back?" After Zhang Hanhai didn't have any way, he finally remembered that he still had a system of cheating, a system spirit with a pit in his brain, although he didn't believe in the spirit of this system, but it didn't hurt to ask.

"You're retarded. Uncle System's voice sounded unexpectedly, but the content made Zhang Hanhai's heart congested for a while......

There is no salvation for such a system uncle.

"Why do you say I'm mentally retarded?"

"You're not mentally retarded, are you mentally disabled?"

"You!" Zhang Hanhai froze, almost couldn't breathe and choked to death......

"What are you, if you want to drill back, at least there is a hole! How can you drill if there is no hole?" The uncle's angry voice kept echoing in Zhang Hanhai's mind, Zhang Hanhai was stunned for a while, and then clapped his hands......

"yes, there's got to be a hole. Zhang Hanhai suddenly realized......

"So, you can't help such a simple question, isn't it mentally retarded? Don't tell me about this kind of thing in the future, I'm busy!"

......

Are you busy?

Then there is no one in the world who is not busy......

But after saying this, Zhang Hanhai didn't hear the uncle's words anymore, and he didn't bother with the question of whether the uncle was busy or not......

He crouched down and began to ruffle his upper and lower jaws in an attempt to separate his mouth, only to find ......

He couldn't break it......

......

"Fuck it, why is this bastard keeping his mouth shut so tightly!" Zhang Hanhai angrily kicked the body lying on the ground twice, just as he was about to kick the third kick......

"Wait...... This seems to be my own ......" Zhang Hanhai removed his feet from his face, and when he saw his own body that had become a pig's head, he suddenly felt that the whole person was not good......

"My handsome face! No, no!! no!! no!!" Zhang Hanhai fell to his knees with a sliding step, his head held high, and his arms hammered the ground fiercely......

"Snowflakes fluttering~~North wind Xiao Xiao~~The world is vast~~A cut of cold plums stands proudly in the snow......"

Sky......

It's snowing......

Zhang Hanhai slowly stood up and took out a black thing from the bosom of his body on the side......

Subsequently......

"What the hell is this music?"

Zhang Hanhai slammed the black thing in his hand to the ground......

At the moment when the music sounded just now, Zhang Hanhai really had a feeling of doubting his life, when did this brain-piercing magic sound not sound at this time......

It's really timely!

And also......

What's the situation with this special snow! Stickman over there, let's stop throwing paper snowflakes there, okay!

Alas!

I'm so drunk......

Zhang Hanhai squatted down again and began to observe his body, since his mouth couldn't be opened, what hole could he drill?

Pierced ears?

No, what if you become deaf......

Nostril?

No, it's too small......

That's all that's left......

Zhang Hanhai slowly moved his gaze to his lower body, right there, there was a hole, a hole that could be drilled......

Do you want to drill ......

......

Well......

"The ghost is going to drill!" Zhang Hanhai threw a bag of salt on the ground, and then ......

Passerby A: "Wait, don't follow first, where did this salt come from?" ”

......

Protagonist: "Don't worry about the details!" [funny expression]"

Then, Zhang Hanhai sat down on the stone on the side, closed his eyes and meditated, it was obvious that he had given up the big plan of returning to the body......

Although I don't understand why Zhang Hanhai still leaves his backyard from time to time, it may be ......

He's perverted.

Time passed minute by minute, and the transparency on Zhang Hanhai's body became heavier and heavier, and at the moment when the sun crossed the horizon, Zhang Hanhai stood up suddenly......

His face was serious, and his expression was unusually firm......

Zhang Hanhai slowly walked to the back of his body, slowly squatted down again, and slowly took off his own and his body's pants......

Passerby A: "Why do you even have to take off your pants!