Side Story: I just can't die
"Uncle, are you ......?" asked the shooter of the third team suspiciously......
"Oh, ahem! I'm ...... Ahem, Fifth ...... Ahem, the squad's ...... cough cough cough, support...... Ahem" Uncle coughed every time he said a few words, and that weak look really made people wonder if he would hit the street in the next second......
Everyone looked at each other, their expressions were a little weird, what kind of strange team was this time......
"Oh, what about your teammates, uncle, didn't you come?" asked the assistant of the third team, holding up a large hanging bottle......
"Oh, they're already here," said the uncle with a smile.
"What about the man?"
"Here's it. The uncle handed the canned food box in his arms forward, stroked his white beard, and smiled.
......
What is this? Canned?
Your teammate is a can?
"Don't hide it from fellow Daoists, it's my teammates who are in it, they've already returned to the West......" The assistant of Team 5 sighed and said very sadly.
"Then why do you say it's a teammate?" asked the soldier from Team Four, a little confused.
"You're stupid!!" said Mage Three on one side.
......
"Your ashes are packed in canned food!" The four team fighters suddenly couldn't suppress his complaining energy, and burst out directly.
"No, but my ashes are packed in milk powder. The mage shook his head and spoke proudly.
......
What are you proud of? Feelings, are you better at using milk powder boxes than canned food at home?
"What's the difference?"
"More advanced!" said Suddenly, Mage No. 3 said with a mentally retarded expression.
Warrior: "......"
I was speechless.
"Alas, I actually want to use a high-end milk powder box to hold the ashes, but because I am shy in my pocket, I can only pick up a canned food box to hold the ......"
Zhang Hanhai: "I still picked up this canned food box of feelings! And the milk powder box is so advanced!"
Author: "Ahem, these two chapters are none of your business, get out of here." ”
Zhang Hanhai: "Don't! I'm also the protagonist, give me a scene!"
Author: "If you don't give me a roll, I'll take your system back!"
Zhang Hanhai: "Really?"
Author: "Really. ”
Zhang Hanhai: "Great, then I won't leave!"
......
Author: "Believe it or not, I'll arrange a garbage picking system for you to pick up garbage every day." ”
Zhang Hanhai: "I was wrong. ”
Author: "That's not going to get out of here!"
......
"Alas, the old decay is about to die, fellow Daoists, goodbye" The old man, with a sigh, left this sentence, and fell to the ground......
The second assistant walked up to check the pulse and shook his head at the group......
Everyone sighed, after all, it was a Taoist friend......
A Taoist friend passed away completely, and he was silent for three seconds.
The crowd closed their eyes and began to mourn in silence......
"Hey, wait, when I die, remember to put my ashes in the canned box"
This is the voice of the old man.
Everyone stumbled under their feet, and almost didn't hit the ground, isn't this special thing already hitting the street?
Day, the sudden commotion, flashed Lao Tzu's waist, uncle, you are awesome.
"Aren't you dead?" asked the three assassins with a wave of their hands.
"Yes, I'm dead now" The uncle gave a thumbs up, thinking that he was particularly handsome, and then there was a "uh-ah" sound, and he hit the street......
Both the second and third teams of the support were checked, and the death of the five team support was determined again......
Everyone looked at each other, closed their eyes again, and began to mourn in silence......
This time, the old man did not get up, which made everyone breathe a sigh of relief.
"Huh, where did the sixth team go?"
The words of the bitter warrior of the fourth team reminded everyone, because there were six teams in total, and now only five teams appeared, where did the last team go?
"Ahem, I forgot to say it, the Taoist friends of the sixth team hung up two days ago, okay, I'm dead, bye!"
......
Why the hell are you up again!, aren't you dead?
Can we conform to the law of life once! If you die, you will die, and you will not have your role, can't you lie quietly?
You wake up again and again and die again, can't you die at once?
Yes!
My liver hurts, don't ask me why it hurts, it's just pain......
"Now that we know the situation of the sixth team, let's evaluate our harvest this year," said the assistant of the second team.
Seeing everyone nodding, he took out a necklace from his arms, and the necklace exuded a colorful light, and it was an artifact at first glance!
But......
Anyway, you have this kind of good thing, what do you mean by not pretending!
Don't know what it is?
Even if you don't know it, you should know that it's a good thing!
"I don't know what this necklace is called, but I know that as long as you put it on, your speed and luck will be increased by two hundred percent. ”
......
You know what it does! Why not? Wouldn't you?
"I'm a supporter, it's useless to ask for this, so I'll stab ......"
Suddenly, the necklace in his hand disappeared......
Just so suddenly.
Everyone's eyes widened, why was a good thing suddenly gone?
The masses are all "Sparta" together.
"Ahem, thank you for the necklace you sent, I like it very much!"
The uncle's voice sounded from the side, and everyone turned their heads in an instant, and then they saw a necklace hanging around the old man's neck......
Your sister! You want to die, hurry up! And which turtle grandson said that he was going to give it to you! Can you not be so shameless!
And it's none of our business if you like it or not! We didn't give it to you!
"Hmm...... I'm really going to die this time, bye-bye."
After saying that, he threw himself on the ground again.
Look at how it looks this time......
It should be dead.
At this time, a spatial crack opened from the side, and out of it came a beautiful woman in a black cheongsam, walking towards everyone with bewitching steps......
The hot body made everyone present have a fever in their lower abdomen......
There is a small expectation in my heart.
She must have come for me!
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