The king of sunglasses naturally wants to do things by contacting the media, oh, to clarify the truth, guide the audience to have the correct aesthetics, and stay away from vulgar and vulgar kitsch.

"The hit of the movie "Old Boy", which tells the sexual fantasy in the hearts of the elderly, shows that a small group of directors have no bottom line in order to make money, cater to the audience's low-level tastes, and do everything they can. ”

Elderly?Sex ()Fantasy?Director WangAre You Sure You've Seen "Old Boy"?The reporter was made to doubt his life by the words of the King of Sunglasses.

The King of Sunglasses really hasn't seen it, he just glanced at the movie synopsis.

"Two years have passed, and the old boy remembers his former dream lover... ”

Well, the king of sunglasses is pitted by the title party.

"The director must learn to respect the film, learn to respect the script, and the film carries the director's ideals and world view. ”

"And what about the audience?" the reporter keenly noticed that he did not say to respect the audience.

"The audience needs to be guided, yes, the director needs to tell them something beautiful. Let's talk about the simplest film composition, look at my picture and then look at the picture of some directors. ”

The king of sunglasses disdains the bland shots of "Old Boy", and there is no color impact at all.

"But we know that your film costs as much as 40 million to make, and Yingshuai's film is said to be less than 1 million. ”

The king of sunglasses said in a slightly mocking tone: "Movies are to be made carefully, it's better if you don't have money to make TV series, don't be ambitious." ”

"Smack!"

Yingshuai turned off the TV.

The history of the Ming Dynasty in this world turned a small turn in 1664, when the wild boar skin was defeated by the descendants of the Jianwen Emperor who suddenly appeared under the city of Jianye, and this victor naturally became the emperor.

The descendants of Emperor Chongzhen were placed in the special province in the south, that is, the Xiangjiang of the world of Yingshuai, the history is really wonderful, and the Xiangjiang cannot get rid of the fate of the special area in the two long rivers of history.

Because the emperor of Xiangjiang Special Province does not know whether he is in a guilty favor, both taxes and policies are very favorable, so the standard of living is naturally much better than that of other places in the Ming Dynasty, which has caused a group of directors with a sense of superiority like the King of Sunglasses.

Yingshuai couldn't help but sneer, the correct aesthetics? Why didn't you say this when you were the producer of "The Ferryman", Director Wang, where is your bottom line?

Movies are all about fine work, what else will the king of sunglasses do besides burning money? If you don't burn money, you won't make films.

Bite!

"The host, please make a film that costs no more than 50,000 and clicks are not less than 10 million, and the success of the task will reward 200 points, and the soul value will be deducted two points if it fails. ”

"Damn, system, are you my financial director?"

"What does the host say?"

"I even know that there are only 49,800 left in the company's account. ”

50,000 yuan to make a movie, and more than 10 million clicks, Yingshuai has already started to have a headache.

"System, you're not going to let me shoot RB action movies, are you? Yingshuai couldn't help but complain.

"Oh, the system forgot about this loophole, the host remembers that this film must be a literary film, and there are no yellow (colored) and violent vulgar shots. ”

"Can I say, your mother?"

After finishing the system, Ying Shuai began to seriously think about the various low-cost films in his previous life.

The most famous is naturally "Blair the Witch", which cost 35,000 US dollars and had a box office of 248 million, which is still US dollars, but don't forget the viral promotion of this product, which cost tens of millions of publicity costs, otherwise the shaking lens that makes people vomit when they see half of it can have such an ungodly box office?

What's more, this kind of film has no mass base in Daming, and the hero is the first to be afraid of it to death.

90% of "This Man is from Earth" is a dialogue scene, of course it is very enjoyable if you enter the play, and if it is a theater, of course there is no problem, but the video-on-demand is only afraid that 90% of the audience will give up decisively after watching the first five minutes.

Otherwise, Yingshuai's eyes suddenly lit up, and now the only question is whether he can fit into that special scene as the queen actor, Lao Cui.

But now what Yingshuai wants to do is to scare a wave of sunglasses kings, this kind of hot news does not take advantage of a wave, is it still a successful director?

"If you don't have money, you can't make movies? Director Wang asked me to teach you how to make films. ”

Yingshuai knocked on a topic that was not very exciting, but a rookie director like him dared to confront his predecessors, and he would definitely be popular without a hot title article.

He didn't say much and simply wrote two lines: "Director Wang's complex scenery, complicated lines, and messy character relationships, I don't understand." However, Yingshuai hereby solemnly promises to use 50,000 yuan to shoot a film with a single actor, monotonous props, and simple lines, and I apologize to Director Wang in person if I click on it!

Sure enough, this unliterary post was pinned to the top in less than ten minutes on the Oil Cool forum.

"I don't know how thick the sky is, and I still make a movie for 50,000 yuan, do you think it's a (small) movie?"

"Get out of the director's world, there is no need for a guy who disrespects his predecessors here!"

Of course, there is also the support of his fans.

"Ying Shao, don't be afraid to fight with him, if you can't afford to lose, you will pretend to be a senior, and the audience will use you as a guide in sunglasses?"

"I feel sorry for my husband, don't be angry, we'll make a film after giving birth to a monkey. ”

Ying Shuai looked at the screen with a smile: "Perfect! The publicity effect is in place, and it is difficult for the film to be popular." ”

。。。

"Handsome, let's not make a fuss. ”

Lao Cui looked at the small box placed on the side, measured the width of the box with his hands, and compared it with his waistline.

He said with a bitter face: "Handsome, handsome, handsome, do you think this small box can hold my majestic figure?"

Ying Shuai looked at Lao Cui expressionlessly, then looked at the box, and said, "I have a question, as long as you can answer it, I won't stuff you into it." ”

Lao Cui changed his smile in a second: "Don't you know that I am the school's brain teaser king?

Ying Shuai smiled and asked, "How many steps does it take to stuff the elephant into the box?"

"So let me think, take the box apart, put the elephant in it, and order a new big one? No, no, there's not enough wood. It's not right to stuff an elephant into eight pieces? Juicing the elephants?。。。。 ”

When Lao Cui was sad, Yingshuai had already come to the edge of the box slowly, gently opened the door, and came to Lao Cui lightly, and suddenly flew up.

Boom!

Lao Cui fell into the box and closed the door.

Smack!

Yingshuai clapped his hands and said: "Three steps, the first step, open the door, the second step, kick the elephant in, and the third step close the door!

So Yingshuai used the problem of the first-grade scum in the original time and space to shake down Lao Cui and solve the problem perfectly.

"Yingshuai, you yin me, I will definitely come back!"

As for Lao Cui's wailing, who cares? No way, this film has to be filmed in a box.