Chapter 36 The old king and the female driver next door
Thankfully, each catapult team has a kobold who acts as an 'air raid post' to look up at the scenery, and now the car is destroyed without anyone killed. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Liu Jingtian, who was already squatting behind the catapult, saw that his eyes were straight: "I'm so stupid, really, I just knew that the front of the position was not safe, and it would be cut into photos by Hot Wheels, but I didn't expect that squatting behind the catapult would not be safe, and it would be cut into photos by the boomerang......"
At this time, Ma Qianzhi panted and ran over: "Wang Wang, it's our turn! Everyone can't wait, when will it be our turn to play~!"
"No, no...... It's too dangerous, forget about your scared thing, help fix the catapult!"
Ma Qian was stupid when he heard it: "Whew~ What?"
The voice of this hand is wrong, even Liu Jingtian trembled, and when he looked back, this Ma Qianzhi was already bloodshot, with a long saliva flowing from his mouth, and he looked like he had rabies.
Liu Jingtian: "Okay, the old man agrees! You act immediately according to the plan!"
Ma Qian nodded with a smile: "Oh!"
Bang Bang ran away.
Liu Jingtian felt that he really had to find a safe place to hide, it was too dangerous here...... After thinking about it, Ma Qian told them that crazy big satellite, it will be more dangerous later!
Ma Qianzhi, who had not slept for several days, was in a trance, and felt that he was about to burn out, and a handful of conspirators who had destroyed unity, such as Taidamir, Lin Zhentian, and Zao Slow Bear, converged.
Back then, everyone swore a blood oath: For the sake of the future of my big dog country, in order to fight against Timo, Sumatai or something, we must build a big satellite!
In this way, he will definitely be able to win the favor of the king, become the president of the company, marry Bai Fumei, and walk to the peak of dog life...... Woo, thinking of this, saliva comes out!
The finished product is now in front of you - "Female Driver No. 1": a four-wheeled vehicle, front-wheel steering, with a steering wheel, and considering the small manpower of the doghead, the steering wheel uses a very complex pulley block, and the power is rear-mounted (pushed by manpower) - the seemingly ordinary structure, modeled after the car of modern society, but the structure is simple to the extreme, and it is built only of wood. It looks very ugly, far uglier than a tractor.
This structure was learned by everyone when they played with Brother Long, and the name was also a few horror stories told by Brother Long back then, and a few kobolds directly moved over and used it.
The only thing that is special is that the "Female Driver No. 1" is a bit over-the-top: all four wheels are ten meters tall, and the shape and structure are similar to those of the waterwheel in the river, which is quite sturdy......
The body is cross-shaped, and there is no load capacity at all - it can maintain the strength of the structure, and thank God it will not fall apart halfway. You must know that these four wheels, the axles are more than two meters in diameter, and they are all made of a whole giant log.
In order to make it really move, everyone deliberately chose a small mountain bag, and then pushed it down. Not only does it have a natural height advantage, but it also leveled the land and camouflaged it along the way...... Everyone really stayed up all night fighting.
"Let's get started, let's go to the cart...... By the way, the route is a bit off, who will control the direction?"
Tedamir: "Don't worry, I've got dozens of heroes who aren't afraid of death!"
Less than fifty meters from the river, the beast felt very bad—bleeding from its back to its abdomen. But fortunately, there is still a minute or so before the next wave of arrows, and it is not a big problem to escape back into the water.
At this moment, a rumbling sound sounded behind him......
The behemoth doesn't need to look back at all, it has a head born in the back of its body. Then, a terrifying scene appeared -- a small hill 300 meters away suddenly moved! Then, a big guy who was about the size of his own body "broke and decomposed" from the hill, and he rushed to himself at a very fast speed!
Liu Jingtian, who could hide as far as he could, watched from afar, behind the side of the catapult array, the product of the brain hole, under the push and pull of thousands of kobolds, really moved.
Because the hill is very remote, and there are more than a dozen ten-meter-high catapults blocking the road on the straight path in front of him, he is not optimistic about this downhill tigress -- no, it is the 'female driver No. 1' who is descending the mountain, and she can really reach her destination with all the tails -- either she will hit those poor catapults in a straight line and everyone will be finished together, or draw an arc to go around and then overturn halfway......
Of course, as soon as this goods appeared, before they could go down the mountain, the kobold on the small half of the battlefield began to prepare to flee for their lives......
However, everyone is wrong! This driver is a daredevils (there are dozens) of the car, using rigid suspension, 400-inch large wheels, ultra-thin explosion-proof non-pneumatic tires, no heat exhaustion air brakes (wooden brakes), solid chassis, all environmentally friendly materials 100 kilometers of zero fuel consumption (author: I was wrong, no water), really pulled a gorgeous arc, all the way with rumbling tire noise, non-stop flying wood parts, creaking terrible sound, no rollover, sprint to the monster!
Moreover, at the end of the sprint, the 'Female Driver No. 1' still maintained a speed of more than ten kilometers per hour, and the direction was very tricky, and she was about to get unimaginable results!
The giant beast was also stunned, but the last instinct was still there, and a few heads with quick reactions spit out magic bullets!
Then, by chance, the magic bullets leaked through the gap between the car and the wheels - after all, it was a car made of logs, like the ribs of a skeleton soldier, full of gaps......
Liu Jingtian was already stupid: "This! This is impossible! I never expected that the old Wang next door was hit and killed by a female driver!"
And Ma Qianzhi and others, dancing excitedly, are almost going to heaven.
Finally, the 'female driver No. 1' collided with the 'old king next door'!
Then, the 'Female Driver No. 1' just tossed upside down, and the two wheels crushed the 'Old King Next Door' -- everyone suddenly heard a 'click' pop -- the two front wheels of 'No. 1' fell off, and then the body fell to the ground.
Ma Qian spit out a mouthful of old blood and couldn't stand it.
Liu Jingtian also slapped himself hard: "Your sister! If you say that the car will overturn, you can't help but drop the chain!"
The kobolds are stupid, and no one has been going to get the catapult for a long time.
The 'old king next door' was not seriously injured, he was just run over by two wheels ten meters high, but he broke seven or eight heads, and he could grow new ones in minutes, which was really trivial. It's just that it hurt my kidneys a little bit, so I just went home and made up for it.
However, it soon became bitter - this thing is good to die, bad in front, blocking the road!
And hold yourself down on both legs!
I don't dare anymore, let me go, big sister!