Chapter 155: Not having a wife is the most unlucky
At the beginning of the banquet, Jay Chou's 100 tables turned upside down.
After drinking three glasses of wine, everyone has to carry out the alcohol order, and if you don't drink the wine order, you will not be addicted to drinking.
After playing with dice a few times, Jay Chou felt bored and didn't want to play.
How could He Yunlong and Xiucai let go, but Zhou Jie was one step higher in chess, he always won, others drank, and he shouted on the side that he wanted to drink.
In the end, Jay Chou proposed to play a new wine order: frog overboard.
"What do you mean by a frog falling into the water?" He Yunlong asked.
Jay Chou had to be a teacher once and teach them what a frog falls overboard.
Drinking Order Game - Frog Overboard
Password: A frog with one mouth, two eyes and four legs, jumps into the water with a plop;
Two frogs with two mouths, four eyes and eight legs, plop, plop, jump into the water;
Three frogs with three mouths, six eyes and twelve legs, plop, plop, plop, jump into the water;
Four frogs with four mouths, eight eyes and sixteen legs, plop, plop, jump into the water......;
And so on, each person says a word, marked by a comma separation, and the one who makes the mistake drinks. This game is suitable for multiple people to play together.
After everyone is familiar with the password word, they will start with Jay Chou.
Zhou Jielun stood up: "A frog with one mouth, two eyes and four legs, jumped into the water with a plop." ”
It was the turn of He Yunlong, who was next to Zhou Jie's wheel, he stood up and said, "This is too pediatric, everyone listen to me." Two frogs, with two mouths, four eyes and eight legs, jumped into the water with a plop. ”
With that, he looked around at the crowd and prepared to sit down.
Zhou Jielun pointed to the wine glass and said, "You made a mistake, you should drink." ”
He Yunlong stiffened his head: "I said it according to the password, why punish me?"
Zhou Jielun replied: "The correct one should be: two frogs with two mouths, four eyes and eight legs, plop, plop, jump into the water; not plop and jump into the water, but plop, plop, jump into the water." ”
He Yunlong immediately understood: "One frog is plopping and jumping into the water, and two frogs are plopping, plopping, jumping into the water." Two plops, I drank. ”
After speaking, He Yunlong picked up the wine glass and drank it.
The third is Xiucai, who finally passed the test slowly.
The further you go, the more mistakes you make, and the more you make mistakes. Who's to say that there are so many plops? Especially dozens of plops, you can't count them.
Walking backwards, they are basically punished for drinking, and everyone refuses.
Why is it enough to pounce on the previous one, but we have to pounce dozens of times, but we can't pounce on it?
In the end, everyone agreed: you can't jump ten times. Nine up.
So at the banquet, the sound of plopping was heard everywhere.
The vice president and the four masters also began to plop.
After a dozen drinks, everyone is a little bit two.
Jay Chou proposed a new wine order: no wife is the most unlucky.
Drinking Order Game - The most unlucky thing to do without a wife
The two of them showed a posture similar to kung fu tricks, and said in unison: Thunder in the sky, thunder and thunder, hammer on the ground, hammer against hammer, who is unlucky in this world, who has a wife, who is unlucky, and how many wives are the most unlucky? At this time, A and B reported the number at the same time, and slashed their fists in front of each other, making up the number. Whoever reports the number and makes up the number want to coincide, the other party loses, and the other party drinks.
So, Zhou Jielun and He Yunlong made a move.
Zhou Jielun shouted: "Thunder in the sky, thunder strikes thunder, hammer on the ground, hammer against hammer, who is unlucky in this world, who has a wife, who is unlucky, how many wives are the most unlucky? Three wives are the most unlucky." ”
And his hand has no fingers, indicating a number of 0.
He Yunlong shouted: "Thunder in the sky, thunder strikes thunder, hammer on the ground, hammer against hammer, whoever is unlucky in this world, who has a wife is unlucky, how many wives are the most unlucky? ”
And his hand stretched out three fingers, indicating the number of three.
As a result, the number of fingers of the two people added up to 3, and Jay Chou said that the three wives were the most unlucky. So Zhou Jielun won, and He Yunlong drank.
Compared with the plop just now, there is no wife's most unlucky wine to make the most popular.
Because it's a two-person battle, it's popular.
So, at the banquet, everyone looked for the right move.
Soon, up and down the hotel, there were voices everywhere that "four wives are the most unlucky" and "no wives are the most unlucky".
A few of them were drunk, holding people, crying that "it is the most unlucky not to have a wife".
By the end of the drink, 90 percent of the people were drunk, and the drunk people shouted "Seven wives are the most unlucky" or "No wives are the most unlucky".
The people from the various families took them back, and the carriage alone lined up for a long distance.
Zhou Jielun also pretended to be drunk and returned to the small courtyard, and as soon as he returned to the small courtyard, he opened the array.
"Come out!" Zhou Jielun shouted.
A man walked out of a dark corner: "You're not drunk?"
Jay Chou didn't answer his words, just looked at each other.
The man asked curiously, "Do you know me?"
Jay Chou: "If you didn't guess wrong, you should be the boss of Erlong Mountain!"
"Hmph, boy, since you can guess my identity at once, then I didn't find the wrong person. My brother died at your hands. ”
"He is looking for death, and he has robbed me, and I will let him go. ”
If you kill my brother, then I will kill you. The boss of Erlong Mountain said hatefully.
"There's Emperor Wu next door, you're a high-level Emperor Martial Emperor, can you defeat Emperor Wu?" Zhou Jielun sneered.
"I set up a formation in this small courtyard, but the houses in the small courtyard collapsed, and no one knew what happened in the small courtyard. The boss of Erlongshan said smugly.
In fact, when Jay Chou entered the small courtyard, he already felt it, and also arranged the formation, and the other party didn't know it.
After speaking, the boss of Erlongshan waved a big fist and rushed towards Zhou Jielun.
Zhou Jie's heart moved, and the boxing gloves hidden in his hands were immediately put on.
Jay Chou didn't dodge either, and rushed straight towards the opponent's fist.
"Bah!" the two fists collided together, and the forces collided.
Jay Chou himself is a master of physical training, different gloves can defeat the other party, and now add 20% of the strength, it is conceivable how great Jay Chou's strength is.
Jay Chou just shook his body and didn't retreat.
But the boss of Erlongshan was unlucky, and was knocked back five or six steps by Zhou Jielun's fist.
Not only that, but he felt pain in his hands.
"Are you the Martial Emperor?" the boss of Erlong Mountain shouted in horror.
"Am I the Martial Emperor, is it strange? Heaven has a way for you not to go, and there is no door to hell for you to come. Today, not only will you die, but I will let you destroy Erlong Mountain because of you. ”
Jay Chou punched the opponent's nose again, but was dodged by the opponent.
Seeing that his bare hands were not Zhou Jielun's opponents, the boss of Erlongshan pulled out his weapon, which was a spirit soldier, and the minimum was not lower than the fifth grade of the spirit soldier.
Zhou Jielun smiled, shook his hand, and the bloody blade was in his hand, and he slashed at the opponent's spirit soldiers.
The sword of the five grades of the spirit soldier, after all, is a spirit soldier, how can it be opposed to the blood blade?
With a crisp sound, the spirit soldier of the boss of Erlong Mountain was cut in two by the blood blade.
The boss of Erlongshan was first stunned, and immediately came to his senses.
The other party is stronger than himself, and if he doesn't leave, he will be buried here.
Escape! The boss of Erlong Mountain immediately rushed out.
But Jay Chou's formation has been activated, and he has fallen into a lost way.
Zhou Jielun rushed over quickly, and the bloody blade slashed directly at the opponent's back.
The boss of Erlongshan turned around to dodge, but unfortunately he had no weapons in his hands.
After three moves, Jay Chou's (Thunder Knife Technique) sixth move: disappeared, and the boss of Erlong Mountain was split in half.
"Congratulations on killing a high-level martial emperor, rewarding points of 20000000, the existing points are 560000000 points, and the difference between the promotion points is 940000000 points. ”
Now Jay Chou has no feeling for killing scores.
More than 900 million, if he wants to kill people to score, he needs to kill 50 Martial Emperor high-level.
If you do that, you'll be a murderer.
Therefore, Jay Chou no longer expects to be promoted to the high level of the Martial Emperor by killing.
However, those who want to kill him do so to eliminate evil.
Zhou Jielun searched the body of the boss of Erlong Mountain, and there was not much to do.
Or maybe when he came out, things were placed in Erlong Mountain.
The silver ticket of two million taels made Jay Chou feel that it was worth it.
Clearing the formation of the boss of Erlong Mountain, Zhou Jielun withdrew the formation disk. The courtyard is back to normal.
Jay Chou immediately let out a whistling sound, and the sound resounded through the sky.
The vice dean immediately rushed over, followed by two teachers who also came, and finally even Zhang Jiahui ran over.
As soon as they arrived at Jay Chou's courtyard, everyone was surprised.
The one lying on the ground is not the Martial King, but the Martial Emperor's high-level, the overlord who can dominate one side.
At the moment, he lay quietly on the ground, divided into two halves.
The two teachers were also shocked, they were also high-ranking Martial Emperors, so they were not Zhou Jielun's opponents? What is this guy? It's a demon!
"How long has he been in your courtyard?" The vice president secretly rejoiced, if it wasn't for Zhou Jielun's strength, maybe it was Zhou Jielun who was lying now.
"After I came back from drinking, he was in the small courtyard and set up a formation. ”
Zhou Jielun pointed to the small flag of the formed that had been removed. But he didn't say anything about his own formation.
"Who is this man?" asked one of the teachers.
He made it clear that he was the boss of the bandits in Erlong Mountain. "Zhou Jie, please sit down.
The vice president asked Zhang Jiahui to call the restaurant owner and ask if it was related.
"Why did he kill you?" the other teacher continued.
Zhou Jielun told the last time he came to Peach Blossom Valley, he was led by Erlong Mountain as a fat sheep.
"They are so unlucky that they have treated you like a fat sheep and turned themselves into dead dogs. ”
At this time, Zhang Jiahui brought the owner of the restaurant, and when the boss saw the people on the ground, he exclaimed: "This is the bandit boss of Erlongshan, you actually killed him!
It seems that the bandits of Erlong Mountain are unpopular in Peach Blossom Valley.
After asking the boss and finding that the boss had no problems, the vice president let the boss go.
"Dean, I have a chance to make a fortune!" Jay Chou's words made everyone's eyes shine.
"What is the opportunity to make a fortune?" asked one teacher.
"The bandits of Erlong Mountain have dominated Erlong Mountain for hundreds of years, and the looted property is a number of days. Now that the boss with the strongest martial arts skills has been killed by me, taking advantage of the fact that they don't know about it and haven't transferred their property, we have eliminated harm for the people, leveled Erlong Mountain, and collected the wealth of Erlong Mountain by the way. ”
Before Jay Chou finished speaking, Zhang Jiahui shouted: "I approve!
A teacher knocked Zhang Jiahui on the occasion: "What gang are you into?
Zhang Jiahui hurriedly shut up, afraid of being knocked again, it hurts.
The vice president thought for a moment and said, "I agree! But we are guests and can't do it alone, we should contact the people of the four major families to see if they are willing." If they don't want to, then we'll do it ourselves. It is incumbent upon us to eradicate harm for the people. ”
But Zhang Jiahui was thinking in his heart: "I don't have such a high realm! I just want money." ”
Soon, the heads of the four major families came to Jay Chou's courtyard.
After a period of worry, everyone stared at Jay Chou.
Zhou Jielun hurriedly took a step back: "I don't have flowers on my face, what are you doing with me?"
A few people laughed: "We're looking to see how long you're going to be wicked! This boss has touched us, and we are all going to run." Because he knows the formation, if he falls into his formation, he will shed his skin if he doesn't die. As a result, when he opened the formation, he was still killed by you. ”
Jay Chou said, "Don't you look at who I am?"
Everyone laughed together and said, "You know, you are a second talent." ”
After laughing, the vice president said what Jay Chou meant.
The heads of the four major families immediately lit up their eyes: "! Let's go home and transfer people immediately." ”
"Don't tell them where to go. Just say that there is action. We met at the fork in the road from Peach Blossom Valley to Erlong Mountain. In addition, ask the family to mobilize the carriage and wait for the announcement. There are more carriages, and there are a lot of good things on Erlong Mountain. Jay Chou couldn't help but say.
"We eat more salt than you eat!"
The four masters immediately returned to their respective homes, and Zhou Jielun and the others got on the big red eagle and flew to the fork in the road, which was the place where Zhou Jielun killed the third child last time.
"Huh, it's being repaired again?" Zhou Jielun sighed.
"What's going on?" asked the vice dean.
Zhou Jielun pointed to a row of houses at the fork and said, "That's the bandits' Peach Blossom Valley stronghold." I destroyed them last time, and now they're repaired again. ”
When Zhang Jiahui heard this, he immediately said: "Then kill him again." ”
The vice president nodded in agreement, and the big red eagle flew over the bandit house. Zhou Jielun and Zhang Jiahui took the lead in jumping down and rushing to the bandit house.
"This is the place where Erlong Mountain belongs, you are looking for death!" the bandits rushed out.
Zhou Jielun didn't say a word, rushed up, and killed them like chopping melons and vegetables, and those bandits who were the most talented martial arts kings were immediately eliminated.
The four of them rushed into the house, and Zhou Jielun found the secret room again, but it turned out to be the original secret room that was ransacked by Zhou Jielun.
There were more than a million taels of silver tickets and more than 10,000 taels of silver in the secret room.
It seems that Erlongshan has done the business of kidnapping people again during this time.
The silver tickets were divided on the spot, the vice dean took 300,000 taels, the two teachers each got 200,000 taels, and Zhou Jielun and Zhang Jiahui each got 150,000 taels.
Zhang Jiahui held the silver ticket and shouted, this was his first labor income.
Ten thousand taels of loose silver were put in the secret room, restored to their original state, and waited for the people of the four major families to find it.
And the things on the dead people, everyone is not interested in searching for them, so let's give them to the four families.
Soon the four families came and saw the situation at the scene, and the people of the four families searched for more than 100,000 taels of silver tickets from the dead man, which made Zhang Jiahui sigh, how could he not search his body.
Then, the people of the four major families found the secret room, but unfortunately there were only more than 10,000 loose silver in the secret room. They inspected and determined that nothing had been removed from the chamber before.
"What might be valuable is on the boss. A head of the house said.
"How much silver did you search for on the boss?" the other head of the family asked Jay Chou.
Zhou Jielun pressed his pocket: "It's not much, that is, one million taels of silver tickets." That's my victory, and you don't have a share. ”
The four masters laughed, more than a million taels were not in their eyes.
However, one thing was proven, the silver ticket in the secret room was indeed taken by the boss.