After being excluded and the gambling road to put an end to the entry was cut off, Jay Chou was honest for a day, and came to the "Peach Blossom Restaurant" the next day.

Peach Blossom Restaurant, the first restaurant in Peach Blossom Valley, where a small green onion mixed with tofu costs fifty taels of silver.

The reason why Jay Chou wants to come to the Peach Blossom Restaurant is because there is a group of people in the Peach Blossom Restaurant, and the sons and brothers who take the silver and don't use the silver hold a poetry meeting in the Peach Blossom Restaurant.

The poetry club is actually a bet on poetry, and all the sons invite people to compose poems to participate in the competition.

Bet 5,000 taels, and the winner takes 5,000 taels of silver and remains eligible to continue the next bet.

When Jay Chou learned the news from the owner of the restaurant where he lived, he smiled crookedly.

If you don't make a profit, I'm really sorry for Jay Chou.

Therefore, Jay Chou came to the Peach Blossom Restaurant and paid the registration fee of 1,000 taels.

Outside the restaurant, a large platform was set up, and two rows of six people sat on the platform.

They are the representatives of the judges, who rate the contestants' poems.

The audience was full, and the event was still very attractive.

As soon as Jay Chou sat down, two players came to the stage.

According to the audience around them, these two people, one is the son of the cloth shop owner, and the other is the grandson of the gold shop owner.

The cloth boy took the lead, he took out a piece of paper, and read it from the book:

Yongxue

The country is general, and the inoue are black holes.

The yellow dog is white, and the white dog is swollen.

"Hahahaha! Good poem! After the snowfall, the rivers and mountains are all white, only the wellhead is a black hole. ”

"Yes! The snow fell on the yellow dog, and it became white, and it became a white dog. And the white dog is white and white and swollen. ”

Everyone talked and praised again.

The cloth shop boy looked at the gold shopman: "You don't talk about gold and silver, do you?"

The gold shopkeeper was dismissive: "Only you are the companion of the dog! I am a cultural person, and I want to fall in love." ”

"How many dozen of your women slept and still fell in love?"

The golden shopkeeper ignored him, and went straight to the Taichung megaphone and began to read the poem:

Big trees and small grasses

The wife is a big tree, so you must hold it;

The lover is a small grass, and it must be protected;

Plant a big tree, plant a small grass;

Shade under the big trees, birds on the grass,

Harmonious family, green environmental protection, ah, how beautiful such a day!

As soon as the poem is finished, it is the sound of praise and the stone falling on the stage.

The praise is for the men who are married, and this poem speaks to their hearts.

What man doesn't want to have three wives and four concubines, unless it's a week.

And the stones that were thrown were all protests from the women.

As a wife, you don't want your husband to protect the grass, because the grass is too dense and will affect the survival of the tree.

And being a lover doesn't want to be a little grass, why is that yellow-faced woman a big tree?

I'm not a little grass, I'm a big tree, if you don't change the poem, I'll throw a stone at you and kill you.

In the end, after the evaluation of the judges, "Big Trees and Little Grass" won.

Jay Chou guessed that this was also the case, these seven married men are all environmental enthusiasts.

Next on stage is the grandson of the owner of the largest rice shop and the grandson of the owner of the pharmacy.

The poem by the drugstore boy is:

It's so hard to love someone!

Love two people and have fun!

It's annoying to love three people!

Love four people!

Love five people capsize!

Love six people to play thoroughly!

At this time, there was an inquiry from the audience: "Then how many people do you love?"

The drugstore boy smiled at the questioner: "I ask you, will you answer?"

When the questioner laughs, everyone laughs.

It was the rice shopman's turn to read his poems.

I fucking love you so much, you fucking love ignore it,

I'm fucking down for you, you're fucking pretending not to see,

I'm fucking jumping off the building for you, you're fucking going back,

I'm finally fucking giving up and you're fucking reminded.

The rice shopman was sent off the stage by "fucking me".

But he was not discouraged by defeat, but like a hero, he waved frequently to the audience, as if he were a general who had won a great battle.

Jay Chou admires people with this kind of psychology very much, and he is self-absorbed.

It's like, the world looks at me like grass, and the scenery is unique here.

After the rice shop boy stepped down, it was Zhou Jie's turn to take the stage.

Jay Chou's opponent is the son of a big restaurant, chubby and alone.

According to the usual draw, Zhou Jielun appeared later.

The fat boy coughed a few times, cleared his throat, and read aloud:

Daming Lake

Daming Lake, Ming Lake Big,

There are lotus flowers in Daming Lake,

There are toads on the lotus flowers,

Poke and jump.

The laughter of the audience continued, this person was so talented that he actually wrote Ha Toad out of God.

Seeing the laughter of the audience, the fat boy squinted at Zhou Jielun: "Dude, do you see, my poem is the best of the best." You should throw in the towel sooner. ”

Jay Chou ignored him and walked to Taichung, without a draft, and said:

Endure longing, afraid of missing, missing and sad.

The cold moon is still dreaming, and the heart is about yesterday.

The early autumn sun is scorching, and the night is difficult to cold.

Single-mindedly looking forward to Guyan, what year is it tonight.

"Good poetry!" a man stood up on the judges' bench and cheered.

The audience also praised again, and after listening to the first few limerick poems, everyone was tired of it, and it just so happened that Jay Chou's poem came out, which was in line with everyone's appetite.

As a result, the judges announced that Ma Qianqian entered the list of 16 and competed for the top eight.

"I'm not convinced!" shouted the fat boy.

One of the judges asked, "Why don't you accept it?"

"His poems are too righteous and not evil. I don't like serious poetry, and if he can write poems like mine, I'll be calm. Otherwise, I go to the streets all day long and shout: there is a shady curtain on the competition. "The fat guy spilled on stage.

The judges looked at Jay Chou: "Can Ma Gongzi make another limerick poem?"

Zhou Jielun smiled: "Obey!"

"Wait!" shouted the fat boy.

"What's wrong with you?" said some of the judges, upset.

"I wrote his poems. ”

"Why are you asking questions? Which onion are you? You read poetry just now, why didn't you let me make your poems?" Zhou Jie became popular.

The fat boy was asked and had nothing to say, and looked at Jay Chou angrily, looking like he was about to pounce on and take a bite at any time.

"If you're willing to bet against me, I'll let you do it. Jay Chou's next sentence made the fat boy smile.

"What's the gambling method?" asked the fat man hurriedly.

"Just bet 10,000 taels of silver, and you will solve the problem. If I can't make it, or the judges' evaluation is worse than your Daming Lake, then even if I lose, 10,000 taels of silver will be yours. If I make it, the judge will say that it is better than you, and your 10,000 taels of silver will belong to me. How?" Jay Chou seduced.

"Who doesn't bet on **** birth!" The fat man took out 10,000 taels of silver tickets and slapped them on the table.

Jay Chou also took out 10,000 taels of silver tickets and put them together with the fat boy's silver tickets.

"Let's get out of the question!" Zhou Jielun stretched out his hand and made a gesture of please.

The fat boy thief smiled: "Someone made a song (Yongxue) before, and my question is still related to snow." ”

Everyone talked about it, and they all said that this fat boy was a traitor.

Someone has already written about it, and it will be difficult to write it again.

But Jay Chou didn't care, he took three steps forward and began to recite.

Six out of the fluttering and falling into the sky, the front and back of the street are all Qiong Yao,

One day the sky will be fine, and the broom will make the broom, and the spade will make the spade.

As a result, needless to say, Zhou Jielun won 10,000 taels of silver.