Chapter 765: True Immortal Arrives Home
Unintentional True Immortal came to Xiang Bei's home on Earth and brought four dragon guards, all of whom had been confessed by the king a long time ago, and they were arranged by Xiang Fu, and they didn't need to listen to other people's orders.
The four guys squatted on the sofa and looked around, they had been here for a while, and Xiang Bei's mother went out to buy vegetables to entertain them.
It didn't take long for Xiang Bei's mother to come back with a big bag and a small bag, and greeted them with a warm smile on her face: "Everyone come to try this dress, specially buy three-point pants and half sleeves for you, you can't go to the street with a sword in the future, that's a weapon of control." ”
Xiang Bei's mother saw that it was too hot for them to wear samurai clothes, so she brought them summer clothes by the way to buy vegetables.
The four of them took the clothes, and their mother asked them to go to Xiang Bei's room to change them.
When the four of them entered, their mother asked the unintentional true immortal: "Xiaoyi, why didn't Master Ningkong come back?"
Unintentionally, the true immortal looked like a young man, so his mother treated him as a young man.
I didn't want to say that he had something to do at home, and he would go back later, and he would go back when the dog came over to meet.
His mother asked him if the road he crossed was difficult to walk? Is it the same as in TV, the time machine is pressed down and ticks twice, and then the person enters a strange passage, and then crosses?
I don't mean to say no, it's science fiction, and reality can't be the same as on TV.
Mother said: "Xiaobei's father has also resigned, he just looks at the land at home, can I go to ancient times with you to have a look? ”
"Don't you want my brother?" asked unintentionally.
The mother said simply: "What do I think he does, what does he love." ”
Unintentionally continued: "Life over there is not very convenient, there is no TV and air conditioning, and even electricity is tight." ”
When Xiang Bei was six years old, the electricity was only turned on at home, and he brought a fan by himself, and he was not afraid of the heat.
I didn't mean to say that it would be no problem, just back and forth, and it was empty when I went back. She went with her, and there was still an elder in the family to take care of it.
The mother was happy: "That's okay, you wait for the dog at home, I'll go buy something to bring, I have to bring some gifts to my in-laws." ”
Xiang Bei's mother is such a principled person, she can't go out empty-handed.
Just as Xiang Bei's mother left, Goudan and Ergou hurriedly came: "True Immortal senior, just wait for you to send me a master, I will encounter some trouble." ”
I don't want to ask what trouble, it's not a cultivator who finds fault, right?
The dog said no, where can I find a cultivator on the earth now, just a few bad people, I want to teach them a lesson, and after speaking, ask the master I brought?
As soon as he finished asking, several dragon guards also came out together, and at the same time saluted the dog: "I've seen Liu Gongzi." ”
The dog told them that there was a set on the earth, and after speaking, he went to remove a cardboard box from the car and handed it to the unintentional: "Senior, bring this back, this is the Beidou terminal, ordinary satellite phones can't access the Internet, this can, how to use it, I asked someone to make a detailed manual." Bring it back and let Zuo Lan try it, if you can use it, you can use it, and if you can't use it, you can't use it. ”
I don't want to ask him when the people he hired will be ready to pick them up himself.
The dog said that it won't work for a while, let's talk about it in a few days, if this Beidou terminal can be used, then I will contact him at that time, if it can't be used, then ask him to come again in a month, now the time between the earth and the Xuanyuan continent, it seems that there is really not much error.
I didn't want to put the box away, and asked if there was anything else?
Dogan said no, he was a little busy these days, and he didn't buy too many things. Tell him to bring some jewelry and jade next time, that thing is easy to sell, just find a rich person to sell it, and to the earthlings, it is worth more than gold coins.
Unintentionally took out a mustard seed bag: "There are some of them, do you want to?" It's useless for me to keep them, and I don't lack funds for pickling girls. ”
Dog Egg said yes, of course it does, but do these things have any special role that people can intuitively feel.
I don't mean to say that it's just some jewelry and jade, and I get it to play with when I'm fine. But the quality is good, this thing is not worth much in my time, just pick it up, just pick up the best.
Goudan took out a jade bead and glanced at the sun: "I won't look at this thing, it seems that I can ask an appraisal agency to work together, otherwise I can sell it at a loss." ”
I didn't mean to say that what he was holding in his hand was a purple light bead, which could emit a particularly deep purple color at night, and after looking at it for a long time, there would be some hallucinations, some very wonderful hallucinations, which were refined by himself, not natural.
Dogan looked playful: "What's a wonderful hallucination?"
Unintentionally laughed: "The gospel of a single dog will make you feel the sexual pleasure of being there." The women you usually fantasize about will appear by your side. ”
The dog egg was put in his pocket: "You are reluctant to sell it if you say it." ”
I don't want to say that there is a purple light bead inside, the time for the hallucination to appear is only one hour, and adding one will give him one more hour, so that he must not use it too much, and be careful that his body is hollowed out after a long time, and he will die if he is not good.
Goudan said that he knew, this is simply an artifact, it can be sold at a sky-high price, and whoever you want to be on whose magic weapon is too invincible, so simply open an experience store, which is specially used to make up for people's regrets in life, and reminisce about the past person who once wanted to have something that he couldn't have, 20,000 yuan at a time, resolutely not discounted, and it can be listed if it is done, which is awesome.
Dog Dan was excited, thanked for the unintentional generosity, and left after speaking, he still has a lot of things to do, tell the four dragon guards, squeeze in the back seat, and remember to lie down when you see the traffic police. The four dragon guards know what a traffic police is.
Leaving Xiang Bei's house, the second dog was responsible for driving along the way, and the dog told them about things: "This time you have a job here, I will tell you about things on the earth this afternoon, this is your so-called Mr. Xiang's hometown, which is not the same thing as the Xuanyuan Continent, and life is more complicated." I'm going to take you to kill a few people in the night, it's all routine for you, and it should be fine. These people are ordinary people, just like me. But they have guns in their hands, and you've all seen them, and it's the thing that Miss Leng Yue is. But don't worry, his gun is not as powerful as Leng Yue's gun, and you can't hurt you if you hold up your air armor. ”
Dog Dan told them all the way that he had decided to use the way of the Xuanyuan Continent to solve the disputes on the earth. With these big masters here, who is he afraid of?
Bring the four masters back to the rented house and start training. These four people have lived in Xiangfu for a long time, and they have seen a lot of novelties, so they accept things on the earth very quickly.
I was busy until late at night, and the dog was tired, telling everyone to rest for two hours and then get ready to go.
A dragon guard spoke: "It's been so long at night, it's already late at night, don't wait any longer." ”
The dog said no, we have to wait, the earthlings are different from them, and they don't go to bed so early. Ten o'clock in the Xuanyuan Continent is considered late at night. But the earthlings are not late at night until the early hours of the morning, and even if they lie down, they are still playing with their mobile phones in bed, so it's not good, there are too many people going out. Let them sleep for a while, and then go when they wake up.
Several dragon guards responded and went back to their rooms, and the dog turned up the air conditioner twice and lay down on the sofa.