Chapter 53: The Magpie Strikes

Humming a little song, Li Zhen returned home in the afternoon.

Zhang Sanfeng was sent to the fairy world by him, and the benefits he got from Zhang Sanfeng can be said to be great. Eleven large pills and twenty-seven small pills. Zhang Sanfeng immediately ascended to the immortal realm, and it was useless to keep these big and small pills, so he simply became a generous person, and gave them all to Li Zhen.

The big and small are the secrets of the Shaolin Temple, and in addition to the Shaolin Temple, only Zhang Sanfeng, who was born in Shaolin, can refine. A big pill is said to be able to bring the dead back to life, which is very mysterious, but it can still be done by hanging the dying person in one breath. As for the small return pill, compared with the big return pill, it does not have the effect of going against the sky, but it can also increase the power of twenty years.

Compared with the size of the Dan, in Li Zhen's heart, Zhang Sanfeng's inheritance is more valuable than it. Even if Li Zhen can't use it himself, he can still teach it to the people around him.

For example, their parents, their friends... Well, there is also Zhang Bin and Chen Wei, who are very liked by their mother at home.

Giving Li Zhen so many bribes allowed Li Zhen to solve the old and difficult problem of the cultivation of the people around him, what kind of position was Zhang Sanfeng sent by Li Zhen to the immortal realm? Thinking of this, the corners of Li Zhen's mouth turned up slightly, and he had the urge to look up to the sky and laugh.

It is said that one of the professions in the heavenly court is dedicated to rolling curtain bed tents for the Jade Emperor, and this profession is called the curtain general. Since Monk Sha was demoted to the mortal world, this position has been vacant, Li Zhen remembered this position inexplicably, and the mischief named Zhang Sanfeng as the general of the curtain.

can have the opportunity to listen to the emperor's bed, Zhang Sanfeng should like it very much... Thinking of the sloppy Zhang Sanfeng, listening to the obscene appearance of the bed, Li Zhen wanted to laugh from the bottom of his heart.

"Hey, hey..."

I don't know what Zhang Sanfeng's expression will be after knowing his position. The dignified big man of the Wudang Lingxiao Realm in the cultivation realm rolls up the curtains of the bed tent for others, it seems... It's funny.

"Master, are you back?"

Li Zhen was in a good mood, humming a little song, but he still didn't snicker a few times, Zhang Bin called the two of them, and took the opportunity to post it.

"I'm back..."

Li Zhen nodded, his expression instantly converged, and he was very indifferent.

Chen Wei rolled his eyes and whispered, "Master, what is there to be so happy about today?"

For the word master, Li Zhen did not refuse for the first time, and Chen Wei knew that Li Zhen was not angry at all, and he deliberately kept a straight face.

"Hmm..."Li Zhen nodded: "There is something to be happy about." ”

Zhang Sanfeng's exercises, Li Zhen has not studied yet, and it will not be bad if you think about it. Zhang Sanfeng relied on this function to carry the past two three calamities and five tribulations, which is enough to prove that Zhang Sanfeng's exercises will never be weak.

Li Zhen believes that if his parents practice this kind of exercise, with the help of Xiao Huandan, they will definitely get twice the result with half the effort.

"There are happy things, the master shares and shares... Isn't it... You're getting married?"

Li Zhen was already an older leftover man, and when Li Zhen went out, Qin Mo had already told the two of them about Li Zhen's just falling out of love. At this time, Li Zhenneng was so happy, Chen Wei almost subconsciously thought of this.

"Huh... Ah Wei, your head is full of sperm, and you only have women in your eyes. In the past, when you were in the monitoring room, whenever a beautiful woman appeared in the monitoring, your eyes would light up. Master, his old man is not you, I think the master has picked up the money..."

Li Zhengang fell out of love not long ago, and he didn't have a girlfriend when he went out just now, how could he get married so soon?

"You miser, your mind is full of money, money, money, can't you have anything else?" was exposed by Zhang Bin in front of Li Zhen, Chen Wei immediately exploded, and directly refuted the past: "Master, do you know, this guy is not only a miser who picks the door and arrives at home, but also a guy who sees money." I remember one time I was driving him home, and there was a dime coin on the road, and this guy asked me to stop the car and get out of the car to pick up the money. Oh my god, I'll stop and start again, and there's more money left than the dime he picked up......"

"The family has a lot of money, it is better to get a penny every day, I am calling it to live. If it weren't for me, where would you be able to borrow 500 yuan a month from me? It's been five years, you do the math... Chen Wei, should you pay back my money first?"

Men are most afraid of being said to be slammed, and they hate being told to be open-minded. And Chen Wei unscrupulously installed these two titles on Zhang Bin, and Zhang Bin immediately became popular.

"Pay back the money?" Chen Wei wanted to pay the bill directly, but saw that Li Zhen had already entered the house, and there was still leisure to quarrel with Zhang Bin. This is the first time I have seen Li Zhen so happy, if I don't go to apprenticeship at this time, I will miss this opportunity.

I saw Chen Weifeng rushing into the house like a wind, and followed Li Zhen with a shy face: "Master, let's continue the topic just now, why are you so happy?"

Li Zhen was speechless, walked into his house, blocked the door and didn't turn: "Starting tomorrow morning, start from the door of your home, run to Beishan and come back, if you can hold on for a month, I will pass on your peerless martial arts!"

"Bang!"

The door was closed, and Chen Wei, who wanted to follow up, immediately squatted on the ground and covered his nose, and suddenly stopped making a sound.

Chen Wei hated the bridge of his nose, and when Li Zhen closed the door, he didn't have time to dodge, so he bumped into it.

"Abin, do you still have my nose?"

Suddenly, Chen Wei stood up, grabbed Zhang Bin and asked in horror.

Zhang Bin was speechless and nodded: "Except for a little red, it's still good on your face." ”

"Then you see my teeth are still there..."

Hearing that his nose was still there, Chen Wei seemed to breathe a sigh of relief. But his expression suddenly became very nervous, and he asked anxiously.

Zhang Bin turned around directly and ignored him.

Still not in your own sense of induction?

But Chen Wei ran into the bathroom with a smoke, ran out again, crossed his waist and raised his head and laughed: "Fortunately, I haven't broken my face, my handsome face is still there... Plus in three months, I'll be a peerless master... Little MM all over the country are waiting for my brother to rescue you from the pain of being single..."

"This kid..."Li Zhen flipped through the cheats compiled by Zhang Sanfeng in the room, heard Chen Wei's excited cheers, and shook his head: "There is a full eighteen miles from the door of the house to Beishan, and a round trip is eighteen kilometers and thirty-six miles, I hope you don't cry when the time comes..."

Time flies, and in the blink of an eye it is dusk.

"Zhang Sanfeng is really a generation of geniuses..."

Closing the cheats, Li Zhen sighed with emotion. Zhang Sanfeng's name has been passed down for nearly a thousand years, how can he do it without some ability. In particular, some of the understanding of martial arts in the cheats benefited Li Zhen a lot.

"Knock knock..."

Suddenly, a magpie outside the window kept banging its head against the glass on the window, and there was a burst of noise. Li Zhen didn't care, and continued to carefully study Zhang Sanfeng's page behind the cheats, a diagram of the human body's acupoints.

"It's no wonder that it took three months, and no one could draw this picture without a month. ”

The last picture is the operation route of the exercises, which is clearly marked by Zhang Sanfeng. It can be seen that Zhang Sanfeng has really worked hard.

"Tuk-tuk..."

The magpie outside the window was still banging against the glass and didn't give up.

"You stupid bird, there's glass here, you can't get in..."

Birds are birds after all, he may just think that this place is transparent, so he keeps hitting it, Li Zhen thought.

"Shangxian, something is wrong, our king was taken by a monk, and he kept saying that he would catch our king and drink..."

The magpie's voice came through the glass, and then fluttered its wings and flew away, but Li Zhen's expression changed, picked up his coat and rushed out of the room.