It is said that Tang Seng, Bajie and Sun Wukong's master and apprentice crossed the mountains and mountains, and there were many disasters along the way, and finally ......

Walked to the quicksand river of the sand monk.

Bajie saw the yellow quicksand river, and said to Tang Seng: "Master, there is a river blocking the way. ”

Tang Seng glanced at it, then closed his eyes, and said, "Don't be afraid, I saw it last time." ”

Wukong is embarrassed, this Tang Seng is going to squeeze the poor monkeys again......

Tang Seng glanced at his eldest apprentice Sun Wukong, and said with a smile: "Wukong, I'm going to trouble you again, let's change a bridge." ”

Wukong rolled his eyes and immediately cast a spell on the quicksand river......

Wukong plucked a hairless hair and shouted, "Change." ”

A very magnificent building appeared in front of it

When Bajie saw the building in front of him, his eyes lit up, and he said, "Wow! Eiffel Tower!"

Tang Seng glanced at it, and then said to Wukong with some blame: "Wukong, I asked you to change a bridge out, why did you turn a tower......?

Wukong's mind was full of black lines, and the old bald donkey began to beep again, holding back his mad thoughts, and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Plucked the wrong hair. Change again!"

Bajie exclaimed again and said, "Wow! Triumphal Arch!"

Tang Seng frowned and said, "Wukong, as a teacher, I know that you have traveled around these places, but please concentrate a little, do you know, our time is very precious...... (10,000 words omitted again)"

Wukong's eyebrows kept rising, and he said, "Okay, okay, I know, don't beep, I'll change!"

Zhu Bajie was shocked again, and exclaimed: "Wow! Mount Fuji, Brother Monkey, you are awesome!"

Tang Seng was so angry that he almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, looking at his two apprentices, he was full of tiredness: "His grandmother's, you want to be angry with me!"

Wukong scratched his head, a little embarrassed, then stopped talking, plucked a sweat hair, and shouted, "Change!"

Zhu Bajie's eyes suddenly lit up, and he said excitedly: "Wow! Yangtze River Bridge, there's nothing wrong with the master now!"

Tang Seng's eyes also burst into intense surprise, and he shouted happily: "Oh oh oh ......

At this moment, the quicksand river "roared", and a person jumped out of the water.

When this person saw the three Tang monks and apprentices, he lifted his beard and said fiercely: "This bridge is planted by me, this river is opened by me, if you want to cross it from now on, leave to buy road money!"

And this person is Sha Wujing, Sha Monk.

Bajie frowned and said, "Don't rhyme, recite it again." ”

"What?" Monk Sha was stunned for a moment, and then shouted again: "I planted this bridge, I opened this river, if you want to cross it from here, leave it to buy road money!"

Bajie nodded with satisfaction and said, "That's right." ”

Tang Seng glared at his comic apprentice, and said to Monk Sha: "This benevolent brother, this bridge was changed by my apprentice Sun Wukong, the Monkey King, who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago. ”

(At the same time, Tang Seng turned around and said to Wukong, scare him first!)

Monk Sha said in shock: "What?!! is he Sun Wukong, the great apprentice of the Monkey King Tang Sanzang, who was pressed by the Buddha Lord for five hundred years under the Five Elements Mountain after making trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago?"

Tang Seng said proudly: "Hehe...... I'm scared!!"

Monk Sha shook his head and said, "I haven't heard of it." ”

Tang Seng: "......"

Wukong: "......"

Eight precepts: "......"

Monk Sha glanced at Sun Wukong, and then said angrily: "Damn! Just like him, if he were Sun Wukong, the sow would go up the tree." ”

Tang Seng nodded, looked at Bajie on the side, and said, "Bajie, come over for a while, climb up the tree and let him take a look." ”

Bajie shook his head and said to Tang Seng: "Master, come over for a while." ”

Tang Seng was stunned for a moment, and said with a blank expression: "Shrimp?"

Bajie pulled Tang Seng to his side and said with a wry smile: "I am a male." ”

Wukong held back a smile on the side, to be honest, watching the play is always interesting.

Tang Seng sighed, looked at Sha Seng and said, "Forget it, what money do you want?" RMB, Hong Kong dollars, New Taiwan dollars, US dollars, euros, ......"

Monk Sha was stunned and said speechlessly: "Damn! Now it's popular to swipe cards, where do you need cash." ”

"Yes. Tang Seng nodded, and then handed over all the cards on his body to Monk Sha.

Monk Sha looked at these cards and immediately said angrily: "Are you guys playing with me?"

Tang Seng hurriedly shook his head and said, "How dare you?" ”

Monk Sha was furious, rushed to Tang Seng and waved the large number of cards given by Tang Seng just now, and said: "I don't want a bus card, a fitness card, a phone card, a water card, an electricity card, a gas card, a door card!!"

Bajie was also speechless for a while and said: "Master, people are robbing, I don't take you like this." ”

Tang Seng sighed and said, "Okay." ”

Then Tang Seng took out the silver flower card, and Sha Seng also took out the POS machine......

Soon, Tang Seng was about to leave after swiping the card and signing it.

Monk Sha called Tang Seng violently......

"Stop!"

Wukong also lost patience at the moment, and said angrily: "What are you doing?

Monk Sha looked at Tang Seng and said seriously: "You are Tang Sanzang?"

Tang Seng was stunned for a moment and said, "How do you know?"

Monk Sha shook his head and said, "The name of your transfer is Tang Sanzang. ”

Tang Seng was speechless and said, "I see, it's exactly below." ”

Monk Sha was pleasantly surprised: "Then this must be the heroic brother who is making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, disrespectful, disrespectful......"

Wukong frowned and said, "Boy, what do you want to do again?!"

Monk Sha shook his head and explained: "A few days ago, Sister Guanyin came here to take a bath, and she happened to bump into me, so she took a small notebook...... Monk Sha, male, you were originally a general of the Heavenly Palace, but because you were not on duty at the time, you went to No. 9 Midun Road to play mahjong and were demoted to the mortal world. Now the leader came to solicit the opinions of all the immortal families, discussed with a small number of immortal family members, and then made a random decision by one person, and assigned this person to escort the Tang Dynasty monk to the west to learn the scriptures! If you don't obey, you will ......."

Wukong and Bajie glanced at each other, and said in unison: "Insert his old wood and splash him with sulfuric acid......"

Sha Seng nodded bitterly, looking at Sun Wukong and Bajie's eyes with a little more sympathy.

Wukong opened his mouth and said: "It turns out that Sister Guanyin's jade bottle is not holy water, but sulfuric acid, no wonder she uses this trick every time, damn!"

Bajie was completely speechless......

Tang Seng nodded, and accepted another little brother, that is called an excitement! Immediately took out an iron ring and said to Wukong: "Wukong, come, take the iron ring to Monk Sha." Monk Sha, you will be called Wujing in the future. ”

At this moment, Tang Seng's apprentices were finally collected, and the five masters and apprentices followed the sunset and walked to Tianzhu......