Chapter 0135: A Fat Bodyguard
Yi went to school, and Goofy sat in the funeral shop, taking advantage of the few customers in the morning, to hang out in the vending machine of the Star Destroyer.
There is everything in the vending machine, weapons can blow up the earth, food can conquer people's hearts, medicine can cure all diseases, and even pets are there, and the pets in it are from all worlds of the universe, which is an eye-opener for Gao Fei.
For example, [Void Lord: This is a strange life born in a black hole, using planets as food, adoption conditions: having a star field of no less than 0000 planets, energy required: 10000000000]
There is also [Daji: A charming little vixen, the big fluffy tail can be used as a pillow, adoption conditions: activate the time channel function, energy required: 120000]
Cheaper ones such as [Wonderful Frog Seeds: Elves who don't admit defeat and love to be spoiled, very loyal, adoption conditions: activate the shuttle function of the worlds, energy required: 80,000]
"These are all pets?" Goofy thought incredulous.
There are too many powerful pets, but unfortunately Goofy is not qualified for adoption, and even if he has enough conditions, he really can't afford it.
Besides, Yi Yi wants a British cat, not a Void Lord......
As soon as he decided on the filter "cats", the scope was greatly narrowed, and all that appeared in Goofy's mind was cats.
[Doraemon: A robot cat in the future world, a reliable hot with a four-dimensional pocket, and a favorite Dorayaki. Adoption conditions: Activate the worlds shuttle function, energy required: 880000]
[Hu Taro: White mechanical cat, ninja cat captain, weapons are two ninja knives, stunt: god cat and demon. Adoption conditions: Activate the worlds shuttle function, energy required: 100000]
[Sheriff Black Cat: Smart and clever forest guard, adoption conditions: activate the shuttle function of the worlds, energy required: 120000]
......
Goofy was dumbfounded, this is too exaggerated, even Doraemon can be adopted as a pet? He really wants to ask the cosmic super civilization that created the Star Destroyer, what kind of black technology is this?
These cats are indeed mouth-watering, but Goofy can't afford them. Even if you can afford it, it's impossible to keep them with Yiyi, so why not fry?
Continuing to flip and flip, Gao Fei suddenly stopped.
[Shorthair cat (random): A cat warrior from the planet Meow, although a little lazy and greedy, but very loyal, and has good combat effectiveness. Adoption conditions: Enough food, energy required: 10000]
The short-haired cat in the Star Destroyer is the British short on Earth, and the two are exactly the same round head and round brain, which is silly and very cute.
There are almost no threshold for adoption, coupled with the energy needs that Goofy can afford, and the most important thing is that this is a cat clan warrior, who can be Yiyi's bodyguard!
"That's it. Goofy did not hesitate to consume 10,000 energy.
"Snap", a "meow" sounded behind him.
As soon as he turned around, he saw an extra cat on the table.
"That's fat!" Goofy blurted out with wide eyes.
The cat didn't seem to have come to its senses, and rolled its eyes before seeing Goofy, and suddenly changed its face when it heard this.
Yes, the cat actually has a face, and its two chubby cheeks puffed out unhappily and meowed twice.
"Meow, who do you say is fat! This meow is a belly of combat effectiveness, not fat, meow, combat effectiveness, all combat effectiveness!"
"The combat power of a sitting dead rat?" asked Goofy curiously.
Before the words fell, one person and one cat were all stupid.
"Meow, can you understand me?"
"Holy, can I understand you?"
Drop, the prompt sound in his head answered Goofy's doubts.
[The pet has been delivered, and the communication ability is included with the pet]
It turned out to be the ability that came with the Star Destroyer, Gao Fei was suddenly surprised, and he was also a little expectant in his heart, is this ability only able to communicate with the fat cat in front of him or a feline that can communicate everything?
"Meow, don't think it's my master to be great, don't say I'm fat!" said the cat, shaking its neck—oh no, it doesn't have a neck at all—and shaking its head, very dissatisfied.
Gao Fei sneered: "You're not fat yet, look at your fat head and big ears, your two cheeks are almost drooping to the ground, and your belly is so round, are you sure you can run?"
There was a hint of disdain in the cat's eyes, and he squinted his eyes and said, "Meow, don't measure me by the standards of your earth, this meow is a powerful warrior from the meow planet!"
"Well, you're a warrior. "Goofy doesn't believe it, and he has to believe that the Star Destroyer isn't.
And although this guy is a little fatter, he is fat and cute.
Wide head, round cheeks, big eyes, short neck, blue and white short hair is soft and smooth, except for a little fat, any point can be regarded as a handsome guy in shorthair cats.
Especially the two round eyes and fat bulging cheeks, which make people want to pinch it twice.
Goofy thought: Yi Yi will definitely like this guy.
"Since you are a warrior, I will entrust you with Yiyi's safety in the future. "Goofy.
The cat rolled its eyes: "Meow, who is Yiyi?"
"My daughter, well, here's a picture of her. Goofy turned on his phone and pulled out a photo for the cat to see.
The cat's eyes immediately straightened: "Meow, what a cute little girl, okay, okay, Ben Meow will protect her......!"
"But what?"
The cat said sheepishly: "Meow, you can't just let Ben Meow do things and not give benefits, right? Especially being a bodyguard is very dangerous." ”
"What benefits do you want?" Gao Fei couldn't help but laugh, thinking that he had bought a loyal bodyguard cat, but he didn't expect to be able to talk about the conditions so much.
The cat pricked up its paws, popped out the sharp claws and said, "Meow, I want something delicious, lots and lots of delicious food!" I want a female cat, a beautiful female cat! I watch TV for an hour a day! I want a lot of ball toys!
Gao Fei: "There are delicious foods, it's no problem to watch TV, and there are as many ball toys as you want." Only this she-cat...... You have to be in love with others, I can only help you get in touch, as for whether the female cat likes you or not, I don't care. ”
"Just introduce and know.,This meow is a master of bubble meow.,You can do it yourself!"
So a man and a cat stretched out their hands and paws, and swore that Goofy would have to pimp food and drink and have fun, and the cat would be responsible for protecting Yiyi's safety.
At noon that day, the cat rubbed a meal of cakes, milk tea, and wolf tooth potatoes.
At first, Goofy was afraid that it wouldn't adapt to human food, but this guy said that it was a high-level warrior from the meow planet, not comparable to Earth cats, and could eat anything, and when he ate it, he found that his meal was three times that of Goofy!
The cat eats a wolf-gobbling belly, and after the meal, he lies down at the door and basks in the sun comfortably.
"It's just a cat demon! Doesn't that mean you can't become a sperm in the future?" Gao Fei shook his head helplessly, "But don't be discovered." ”
It's a pity that Goofy's idea is useless.
Its fat head and big ears are as striking as fireflies in the dark, no matter where they are.
Its greasy and languid, its dark eyes, its round belly, its short blue and white hair, and its harmless fat face fascinated the customers who came to the store.
Everyone likes it very much when they see it, and some people who have good things have also posted on Moments and Weibo.
"Major news, such as a short-haired cat in the funeral shop, the thief is cute, and there is a picture and the truth. ”
I don't know why there are so many cat lovers now, and there are hundreds of comments under Weibo in an instant.
"Wow, what a cute fat cat, I'm going to see it tonight. ”
"Men don't have cats, women don't have dogs, the boss actually has cats, is there really a hostess? God, I must snatch the boss back." ”
"Don't dream upstairs, the boss belongs to everyone, not someone!"