Chapter 3 The funeral where no one is sad is heartbroken

"Will the dead die again?" Feeling the softness on his face and smelling the girl's unique body fragrance, Shao Dong suddenly had such a question in his heart.

But after thinking about it, he should have hugged Angel at the moment of the lightning strike, so the current feeling is completely from this poor little Lori, and a strong sense of guilt made him quickly get up from this softness.

But Shao Dong, who had just stood up, looked down and immediately fell down again, and at the same time changed to an extremely comfortable position and could take advantage of it to the fullest. This time, not only did his face stick to it, but he even shook his hand hard.

At this time, who was pressed under Shao Dong was still the little Lori with poor breasts, although she didn't see her face clearly, but the twin peaks that almost broke her clothes and the blush exposed on the edges, as well as the long legs that you won't get tired of playing with for a year, all made Shao Dong deeply understand that this is definitely not the trainee death of a primary school student.

"Sure enough, everything that just happened was a dream, and I must have drunk a fragment to make my memory confused. Rubbing the softness that he couldn't grasp with one hand, Shao Dong felt that heaven was in his hands. As for who this troubled stunner is, how could he lie on her, and what is there to care about such a trivial matter?

Just as Shao Dong was about to take a step further, a voice full of temptation sounded in his ears.

"I said, brother, as a lawyer, you should understand that your current behavior is suspected of indecency and sexual harassment, and if you continue to dig deeper, it will be an attempted rape. ”

Listening to this coquettish voice, Shao Dong suddenly this girl is too interesting, and she actually knows how to cooperate with her profession to tease her interests. With this opportunity, of course, he wanted to continue the role-playing, so Shao Dong continued to close his eyes, and the movements in his hands did not stop at all.

"Your Excellency, how are you going to punish a guilty fellow like me, or are you going to wait until I'm done committing my crime before considering sentencing?"

Taking the opportunity to speak, Shao Dong's flexible tongue licked the smooth skin under him, and then sighed: "It's so soft, it's so fragrant, it's so sweet!"

"The matter of sentencing sinners is not something that we like the god of death can handle, it is the duty of the god of judgment, but your current behavior has confirmed the crime of insulting the gods. ”

The girl's words completely extinguished Shao Dong's burning desire, and immediately bounced off the girl's soft body.

"You。。。。。。 You!" Shao Dong didn't say a whole word for a long time.

However, the big-breasted girl who was almost corrected by him stood up generously, slightly tidied up the clothes that were messed up by Shao Dong to the point that they were only three strands of cloth, and then said: "To be honest, my lovely lawyer brother, your foreplay is so bad that I am not in the mood to continue to pretend to be unconscious." ”

This kind of talk is definitely the biggest blow to a normal man, especially for a man who thinks he is a veteran of the flowers, it is completely fatal. This blow was so strong that Shao Dong didn't even think about why Angel disappeared, so he walked directly to the girl's side and hugged her waist.

Affectionately put his face to the girl's ear, and after blowing lightly into the ear, Shao Dong said in his unique magnetic voice: "Your evaluation is a bit arbitrary, I think we can push forward what we haven't done just now, even if we are sentenced to death, we must have a chance to appeal." ”

Shao Dong's hand slowly groped upwards along the girl's soft waist, and just as his hand was about to move from his back to his chest, a heart-rending cry suddenly sounded next to him.

"Shao Dong! How can you say that death is death! How will justice be upheld in the future, how will the rights and interests of the client be safeguarded, and he will die young! God is jealous of talents!"

At this time, Shao Dong remembered that he seemed to have come to attend his funeral, so judging by this insincere-sounding shout, it is very likely that it has now reached the process of saying goodbye to the body.

It is estimated that no one can be in the mood for a physical collision movement that goes deep into the soul of their corpses and posthumous photos, even if this girl is as beautiful as an angel and her body is as convex as a devil.

Letting go of this girl who was full of temptation, Shao Dong turned his head to look at the crowd of people who were talking and laughing around his corpse, those guys who had dealt with him and usually called him brothers. There was no trace of grief on their faces, and they looked like they were praying around the fire on Chinese New Year's Eve.

The only fat man who cried wolf, Shao Dong had no impression, and he didn't know when he met such a guy, and what he did to make him grieve like a pig after his death.

"I said lawyer, your popularity is really outrageous, such a large group of people don't even have a person who really grieves for your death. However, this is the same as recorded in the archives, with a thin and cold nature, mercenary, happy and self-serving。。。。。。 It is normal for such people to die without relatives and friends to be sad. ”

Sighing at the big-breasted vocabulary, Shao Dong was very unconvinced and pointed to the fat man who kept crying, at this time, the fat man who kept screaming like killing pigs was already out of breath with tears streaming down, lying on Shao Dong's morgue and looking like he was about to die.

"That's it for my dead father, isn't it! Isn't this sad?" Shao Dong's current appearance can be called a villain, but the big-breasted sneered and took out a pair of glasses from the deep groove on his chest and threw them over.

"Red is joy, cyan is sorrow, and black is sin. The grief of relatives and friends after death can dilute the guilt of the deceased, and reducing the guilt value can reduce the punishment of the deceased in hell, so see for yourself. ”

After reading this paragraph with a small notebook, he whistled with his big chest and made a gesture to look at himself. Shao Dong, who was suspicious of the fox and put on his glasses, was almost blinded by the red light in front of him, and then quickly took off his glasses.

But after thinking about it, he was a little unconvinced, and put his glasses on again, this time in the red light, Shao Dong saw clearly the rich black gas emitted from his corpse, which should be what is called the value of sin, but 。。。。。。

Until the red light around him gradually dissipated, Shao Dong suddenly laughed, but the bitter taste in the laughter was difficult to hide. Isn't there anyone who grieves for their own death?

There was a sudden thunder in the sky, and Shao Dong subconsciously walked out, after all, the next process was to cremate the body, and he was not interested in feeling the experience of being burned to ashes.

The thunder in the air was even more dense, which made Shao Dong feel a little familiar, "Angel, are you going to take us back?"

"Do you know who I am?" The big-breasted girl showed a surprised look for the first time, this lawyer brother who has bad foreplay, and his popularity and reputation are worse than foreplay, don't seem to be as bad as he imagined.

Several children with tears on their faces and a young woman with a sad look on their arms came over at this time, I don't know who they were here to mourn, the sadness in their eyes was much more real than the guy who screamed just now.

Although he knew that he was a ghost now and would not block their way, Shao Dong still dodged to the side for a while, and then turned his head to the big-breasted version of Angel and smiled and said, "Guess what?"