"Poof......

As Lao Bu spoke, everyone present squirted out.

"Damn, I'll pull a big grass!"

"Poof!"

"I've heard of everything, but it's the first time I've heard of it. ”

"Hahaha, Brother Ritian, are you stupid, are you stupid?"

"Brother Ritian, this is the first time you have created something since you were in charge of the Heavenly Dao, right? Unexpectedly, the first thing created by the Heavenly Dao turned out to be a chicken. ”

"Hahaha....... ”

"Congratulations!"

Xiao Yan, Lin Dong, Shi Hao and others, especially Xu Que, laughed one by one, laughing so much that tears flowed.

These cosmic bosses are all high-flying and reckless people, and there is no concealment between their words, completely ignoring Lao Bu's feelings.

Xue Tianyao was also handsome, her face was slightly red, her face was full of shame, and she couldn't help but hide her mouth and chuckle.

A cosmic-level god like them, even if a mosquito is whispering a million feet away, they can hear it clearly, Lao Bu is actually doing this, in fact, it is completely covering his ears and stealing the bell.

Seeing everyone laughing and crying, Lao Bu was embarrassed and wanted to go into the soil.

"Isn't it funny?"

Zhao Hao forced himself to laugh, and said with a stiff face: "A chicken, this is a man's most basic power." ”

"Poof......

Everyone laughed even more.

"Yes, yes, yes, it makes sense. ”

"Zhao Ritian, then quickly enforce your supreme power!"

"Hahaha!"

"Heavenly Dao is going to create that thing. ”

"I really want to see ......"

One by one, they laughed and flipped back and forth, and some simply squatted on the ground.

Lao Bu was originally sincere, but in their opinion, there was a sense of indirect humiliation of Zhao Hao. After all, the word 'chicken', no matter what the occasion, carries the meaning of humiliation and ridicule.

Lao Bu was about to cry in embarrassment......

"Is it really that funny?"

Zhao Hao said seriously: "Whoever laughs again, the emperor will confiscate his chickens." ”

“......”

All the bigwigs who were laughing wildly twitched the corners of their mouths.

The whole body trembled violently.

"Fog grass!"

Xu Que, who wanted to burst into foul language, was so frightened that he hurriedly covered his mouth.

The first cowardice.

One by one, the cosmic bosses couldn't help but clamp their legs tightly, gritted their teeth tightly, forced a smile, and all of them blushed.

Zhao Ritian, he can definitely say it and do it!

"That's right. Zhao Hao preached to the old man again.

Zhao Hao's promise was that a miracle was about to be born for Lao Bu, and suddenly, Lao Bu was so excited that it seemed that his blood was about to burn. I couldn't care about the embarrassment anymore, and said happily: "Thank you Emperor Tian, the old slave is grateful." ”

The shape of that thing appeared in his heart, and Zhao Hao was about to wave his sleeves and exercise his omnipotent right as the Lord God of the Creator of the Heavens and Ten Thousand Worlds, and give Lao Bu one of those things......

Suddenly, his eyes narrowed again.

That thing, not everyone is the same, the size is different, the size is different, the thickness is also different, since Lao Bu wants it, it has to be created according to his requirements.

"Quote a size, as you wish. Zhao Hao said again.

"Poof......

A plane realm lord really couldn't hold back, and spurted out again, and couldn't help but say: "The creator is really caring......"

"Isn't it funny?" Zhao Hao glanced at him, didn't think about it, and resolutely drove the will of heaven: "Shorten his thing by three centimeters." "My old slave, how can you allow you to laugh at it again and again?

"Huh?"

"What?"

"What's that?"

The realm lord was stunned for a moment, and suddenly, his heart twitched, and his face suddenly changed drastically.

"it!"

Under the exclamation, he hurriedly touched his pants with his hand, and suddenly, the whole person jumped up in a frenzy: "Zhao Ritian, I X you are ......"

Zhao Hao said again: "Three centimeters shorter." ”

Before the word 'master' of the realm lord came out, the corners of his mouth pulled violently, and he suddenly ...... , "Wow~", let out a wolf-like wail, then covered his face with his hands and collapsed and squatted on the ground.

Six centimeters, just because I couldn't help but 'poof', it was six centimeters less......

Zhao Ritian, you are too lacking in morality!

Oh my God, who the am I going to get revenge!

"Hiss~"

Seeing this, all the other realm lords rushed up with cold air in their hearts, and they were all so frightened that their crotch was cold, but they didn't put their fists into their mouths, in case they couldn't help but be laughed at again.

"Quote a size, as you wish. Zhao Hao said again.

"Emperor of Heaven, you are so good to the old slave......" A supreme and noble plane ruler laughed at himself, Zhao Hao made his man's symbol short by half at a thought, seeing Zhao Hao protecting himself so much, Lao Bu was already grateful, and said with a crying voice: "It's not a secret, the old slave entered the palace at the age of four, and was castrated since he was a child, and it was fashionable and not yet developed, so the object, how many sizes, the old slave did not have a concept in his heart." ”

The one who asked for help looked at Zhao Hao: "Emperor of Heaven, can you tell the old slave specifically?"

"......" Zhao Hao was speechless.

God, describe the size of a chicken for you......

"Let me speak, let me speak. Xu Que was already crazy with joy in his heart, and hurriedly slapped two mana on his face, using spells to petrify his muscles, and turned into a serious face that he would never laugh at, but his two eyebrows still couldn't help shaking.

Seeing this, the others all perked up and secretly said, 'This kid is smart!', so they followed suit and used spells to make their muscles petrified.

Suddenly, a group of realm lords all turned into paralyzed faces like nervous necrosis that did not smile.

"Okay, you can say it. "Zhao Hao is right.

"Okay. Xu Que immediately raised his eyebrows and danced: "Lao Bu, this thing is infinitely mysterious, I will describe it to you first." Shaking his head, he improvised a poem: "Some people are rods and some needles, it is difficult to determine whether they are soft or hard; Looking at the character in depth and shallowly, the length depends on the ancestors; ”

"Poof......

Others couldn't laugh if they wanted to laugh after being petrified, but Zhao Hao couldn't hold back his laughter.

Lao Bu listened with a confused face.

"In short, moments of exhaustion are sluggish, moments of majesty, specifically, between 10-18 centimeters in length and 4-6 centimeters in diameter. Xu Que smiled, and when he said this, he bit his finger shyly and smiled shyly: "For example, I am 18 centimeters, and everyone in the field except Zhao Ritian is all 10 centimeters." "I'm afraid that Zhao Hao will fix him, and I don't dare to hack Zhao Hao.

"Grass!"

Xiao Yanlin moved Shi Hao and the others, and they all jumped up: "Xu Que, get out of your uncle! You are only 10 centimeters, and your whole family is 10 centimeters." ”

"Lao Bu, you can quote a size!" Zhao Hao said again, indeed, Xu Que explained very clearly.

"Emperor of Heaven, and allow the old slave to think about ......"

Lao Bu had an uncertain expression, pondered for a while, and gritted his teeth fiercely: "Then the majestic moment, 20 centimeters long and 8 centimeters in diameter!"

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