Chapter 117: Peachy News
Xu Fatzi's father is the vice president of the Red Fork Association, the president is Qin Wangjian, his father is the de facto soil emperor in the association, and Xu Fatzi is also the same in the association.
Originally, the dirty work of leading the team to Africa did not need to be done by the prince at all, but that day he happened to meet Zhou Huimin, who signed up for the aid of non-volunteers, and suddenly moved his mind.
It was rare for him to ask his father to take the initiative to ask for help, which made his father think that he had a fever and burned out his brain, but he couldn't stand him stubbornly fighting, and agreed to let him lead the team to Africa/Zhou, so the aid materials prepared this time were several times more than usual, which is also where Xu Fatzi has confidence that Chief Berry will agree to his conditions.
Along the way, Xu Fatzi didn't find a chance to start, but firstly, in this hot season, even animals have no desire/desire to mate/mate, and secondly, he is self-sustaining and suave, and wants to conquer Zhou Huimin with his charm, but obviously he miscalculated, Zhou Huimin's attitude towards him is described in an idiom, which is cool, go where to go.
So he planned to get to the destination, wait for the people to wash their hands, and do it comfortably.
When he arrived at the Tanzanian tribe, everything was as he expected, and when he took out the aids, the chief immediately showed his sincerity in kneeling down and licking, and actually prepared medicine for him to fill with yang.
He drank this bowl of soup, his whole body was warm, and he was about to go out to find Zhou Huimin, but when he saw his door creak and open, Zhou Huimin walked in with a smile and hugged him.
"The stone girl is so tender and domineering, and she actually delivered it to the door. ”
Xu Fatzi was happy in his heart, and he was not welcome at the moment, and he pulled out all the fabrics that were not much on his body and pounced on them with a scream, and suddenly the house was full of spring and couldn't be closed, but at this time, there were two people outside his house listening to the root of the wall.
"Ying Shao, it's done, the medicine given by Fat Xu has gone down to his own bowl. Chief Berry said with a wicked smile to the handsome beside him.
Yingshuai said a little unbearably: "Isn't this too cruel to her?" ”
"No—" Berry shook his head like a rattle, "Kerrys, how many years have her husband been dead, and it's always been a pitiful one." ”
He didn't say anything, the most powerful widow in the tribe, I don't know how many young men have been harmed, and the tribe's hunting ability has been reduced, just let her go to the fire, don't keep staring at the young men in the tribe.
"No, I mean Fat Xu. Yingshuai also smiled.
Berry sneered: "I can't control this, of course I have to treat him well when I get here, and I want to knock on my bamboo pole!"
Listening to the stormy cries in the house, the two covered their ears and couldn't bear to listen anymore, and sneaked away.
The next day, when the sun was three poles, Xu Fatzi was woken up by the violent sunlight of Fei/Zhou, and before he opened his eyes, he felt that his hand was slippery, and he patted the person next to him with satisfaction.
"Hey, what's this round butt? wrong shape, bear? not that big... He opened his eyes in confusion and glanced to the side, almost scared to death.
When was there a pile of black meat on the side, he carefully distinguished it before he recognized that this was an African fat girl, who was actually three points fatter than him, no wonder he didn't find out what it was when he touched the girl's stomach just now.
"Ahh
"What's it called, it wasn't enough last night. The fat black girl hadn't woken up from her sleep yet, so she chirped and said, "Don't look at your small size, you were quite fierce last night." ”
As she spoke, she showed an oozing smile, smiled and pressed down on Xu Fatzi, which scared Xu Fatzi for a toothache.
But the sharp pain from his lower body made him forget about his toothache in an instant, and Xiao Xu's fat man really became fat, and he was already swollen like a radish.
"Ahh
Xu Fatzi screamed and fainted, and the black fat girl reluctantly got up.
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"Xu Shao, this matter is troublesome!" Chief Berry said embarrassedly, "This husband of Keris is a hero of our tribe, and he died in the tiger's mouth last time to save the tribe, and now that you have a relationship with her, the people in the tribe may not let you go, I am afraid that someone will make trouble, and I dare not guarantee the safety of your life." ”
"Then what should I do?" Xu Fatzi listened to the loud shouts from outside the door, although he couldn't understand what the natives outside were shouting, but he could hear it very excited, he was really afraid that the outsiders would rush in and tear himself apart.
Berry said seriously: "It's not impossible to solve it, Kerrys has been single for so many years, and it is reasonable to find another man, as long as both parties have legal procedures, no one dares to say anything." ”
When Kaires on the side heard this, he threw a wink at Fat Xu, which made Fat Xu tremble and almost pee, if he married such a baby and went home, he would not be able to live in the future.
Xu Fatzi's little eyes were actually round, and he roared angrily: "No!"
However, he softened after shouting, and said pitifully: "Lao Bei, you can think of a way again, I will give you two times the aid materials, and you don't need to give me kickbacks, how about it?"
Berry had a look of embarrassment on his face, but his heart was already happy.
"Okay, I'm out of the way, if those boys outside dare to make a fuss, I'll break their legs," Berry said solemnly, "However, it's not enough to be strong, I still have to give him a little sweetness, these materials give so many people a point, but there is nothing left... ”
"Okay!" Fat Xu gritted his teeth and said, "I'll give you three times!"
"That's it!!" Berry said again, embarrassed, "the people outside have done it, what should the owner do?"
As he spoke, he pouted at Keris Nunu.
Xu Fatzi gritted his teeth again, and he didn't know how many times he bit it this time.
"Okay, I'll give you four times!, but that's the end of the matter, if there is a little news back to Daming, don't blame me for not being merciful. ”
Berry's chest snapped, and said: "Xu Shao, don't worry, the matter is in my stomach, and there is absolutely no second person who knows, no, and you Xu Shao is also a person, then no third person knows." ”
Fat Xu's face was ugly, and he didn't have a good seizure, so he snorted coldly and left.
"Go slowly, don't send it!" Berry was still polite behind him.
Xu Fat Man didn't have the face to stay any longer, not to mention that there was Kelis who was looking at him like a wolf next to him, he ran out of the tribe overnight, and this time Berry sent a car to send him directly to the airport thousands of miles away.
Xu Fatzi crawled back to China with a roll, no one harassed Zhou Huimin here, the work of the rescue team could finally be carried out normally, and Yingshuai continued to shoot.