"Look...... See. Mu Moumou looked at the dog tag with the word Jingdong written on it, and felt that the world began to spin.

Oh my God, I'm so dizzy!

"Isn't that right?!Hurry up, your delivery!" Jingba jumped up and patted Mu Moumou and said.

"Oooh. Mu Mou nodded solemnly, and he didn't come back to his senses until now.

"What else do you want? Your high-grade beef! Sign for it!" Jingba took a bite of Moumou's pants and said dissatisfiedly.

"High-grade beef?" Moumou looked around, then at Jingba, and wondered.

"In the courtyard, look for yourself. After Jingba finished speaking, Mu Mou went out and looked towards the courtyard.

It doesn't matter if you take a look, the key is that after taking this look, Mu Moumou was confused.

Premium Beef ......

It's just a cow!

"!" Mu Mou couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth, looking at the big bull who was standing quietly in the yard grazing, Mu Mou really had the urge to kill the dog.

The bull seemed to feel Mu Moumou's blank gaze, looked up at Moumou, and then snorted, and then ignored Moumou.

It's like looking at a turtle.

Mu Mou felt that his lungs were sore.

Turning his head to look at Jingba, who was licking his paws, he felt a little pain......

What's wrong with the world?

Why did it become so ......? What about comics?

"Hey, whether to sign or not!"

This Jingba is obviously a violent temper, such a service attitude, must be badly reviewed!

"Signed, must be signed! Dad paid for it. Mu Mou nodded hurriedly and said, and then stepped forward to lead the cow.

"That's fine, look back at the five-star review, thank you. After Jingba finished speaking, he turned around gorgeously, jumped a fart and twisted his waist to leave.

"Wait a minute, how can you let me eat!" Mu Moumou looked at Jingba who was far away, his eyebrows kept jumping......

The left eye jumps with wealth and the eye jumps with disaster, so what the hell is my jumping left and right jumping......

Is it so regular?

......

"It doesn't matter how you eat it, I'll just deliver it. Jingba glanced at Moumou with an expressionless face and said.

"Okay, you are ruthless!" Mou Mou said angrily with a twitch of the corners of his mouth.

"Alright, Goodbye!" said Jingba, kicking his legs and jumping away.

The whole thing is possessed by a rabbit.

......

"Well, well, let's think about how to eat cows. Mu Mou sighed and turned around to study the problem of eating cows.

As soon as he turned around, he saw two black things crashing towards Mu Mou's face.

"I'm a big!! Moumou just came and hurriedly shouted out these earth-shattering big words, and flew out.

Fly directly into the sky, there is wood.

And the one who started it all was this high-grade beef......

The cow looked at Mu Moumou, who was already unconscious, with an expressionless face, and snorted, full of disdain.

You still want to eat me?

Lao Tzu is the king of the cow!

Scum!

......

Day 2......

Mu Mou was lying on a chair covered in injuries, holding a plate in his hand, and on the plate were pieces of fragrant beef.

Mu Mou's tears flowed, damn, it's not easy to eat a cow......

After Mu Mou woke up, the first thing he did was to slaughter the bull who was suspicious of his life and used various weapons and equipment.

I didn't slaughter this stubborn bull, but was injured by this bull......

In the end, Mu Mou couldn't bear it anymore, so he directly gave the bull a shot.

Perfect ending.

Bull's grievance!

There's something you don't want to use here!

But the bull was cold, and Mu Mou's purpose was achieved, and Mu Mou unloaded the cow as soon as possible.

Such a devastating creature is definitely not allowed to appear by his side!

Now eating the beef that I have worked so hard to slaughter, it is called an excitement!

That's a touch!

They all cried......

"I'm damned, it's not easy!" Mu Moumou shed tears, ate another bite of beef, and cried even more pitifully......

Alas......

Sad.

But since then, Mu Moumou no longer dares to buy things online casually......

Especially about meat!

And one day, Mu Mou bought a pound of apples on a whim, and he actually sent a bag of apple seeds......

Abbreviated as Apple Core.

So Mu Mou decided not to buy anything related to food again.

......

It was another bright morning, and Mu Moumou washed his face and brushed his teeth as usual, and then lay down in front of the computer desk like a salted fish.

At that moment, there was another knock on the door.

And this time, Mu Moumou looked very shocked and frightened......

He......

Didn't buy anything online!

In other words, it can't be a courier!

Mu Mou listened to the intermittent knock on the door and slowly walked to the door......

His hand was on the handle of the door, hesitating whether to open the door......

Behind the door, there may be another world......

Mu Mou looked back at the somewhat warm home where he had survived for a long time, drowned a mouthful of saliva, and turned his head firmly.

Resolutely opened the door.

When he opened the door, Mu Mou saw a very familiar person......

This man has a grass on his head......

That's right, he's a long-grass face dumpling!

......

Moumou was stunned, and the grass was long......

Why is there such a thing? This is clearly a character from another dimension!

What the hell is this!

"Hello sir, may I ask ......"

"Wait!"

Changcao Yan Tuanzi came up to greet him very warmly, but was interrupted by Mou Mou.

"Is there any question sir?" Changcao Yan Tuanzi wondered.

"Problem?" Mou Mou asked rhetorically, and then said, "It's a big problem!"

"Then sir, if you ask, I will know everything. Changcao Yan Tuanzi said with a smile.

"It's nothing, I just want to ask, why are you, a 2.5-dimensional character, here!" asked Moumou with a look of pain on his face.

"So that's what you asked, I said this, sir, you should understand, even cats and dogs can talk, pigs can go to the sky, it doesn't seem strange to have a character like me!" said Changcao Yan Tuanzi with a smile.

After listening to Changcao Yan Tuanzi's words, Mu Moumou's whole person was petrified......

It's like ......

Looks like it makes sense.

"Well, well, then what are you doing?" Moumou asked with a sigh.

"Sir, I am here to congratulate you. "Changcaoyan Dango looks very happy.

"Congratulations, congratulations on what?" Mou Mou looked confused, as if he hadn't done anything!

"That's right, you have won the jackpot, it is a ten-yuan life insurance from my company, and this insurance is given to you for free!"

Insurance?

Ten dollars?

There's a bird for it!

If you want to give me a few thousand yuan, it's a bit useful, you just give me ten yuan? I'm afraid you're not kidding me?

"Oh, then what are the conditions for receiving this insurance?" asked Moumou.

"Please collect this insurance after your death, sir, you must collect it in person, and it will not be effective. Changcao Yan Tuanzi nodded and said.

Moumou: "......"

Sure enough, are you kidding me?

You must be kidding me, aren't you?

Moumou: "You get out of here." ”

After Moumou finished speaking, he closed the door, no matter how the door rang, Moumou just didn't open the door.

"Oh my God, what's wrong with this world!"