Well, you're so strong, I'm convinced!

Guanyin couldn't cry or laugh in her heart, but on the surface, she had to pretend to be cute and didn't understand, she was really tired.

But what could she do?

This is an errand given by the Buddha, she can't refuse, right?

The so-called official level crushes people to death, this sentence is not only applicable to mortals, but also to them, immortals and Buddhas.

At this time, the middle-aged beauty on the side pulled the blue-clothed girl again, and introduced with a smile: "This is my second daughter, named Wenwen." ”

"I've seen the holy monk!" Wenwen looks very quiet, as his name suggests, but Ding Yi knows that this Wenwen is a change from Manjushri Bodhisattva, and Manjushri Bodhisattva is a man, a man has become a girl, and he pretends to be shy, which is really disgusting.

And Zhu Bajie, who doesn't know the truth, is still watching there and thinking about it.

"This is my little daughter. The middle-aged beauty finally pulled the green-clothed girl, and the green-clothed girl with a lively personality didn't wait for her mother's introduction, but said directly with a smile: "My name is Xianxian, holy monk, your apprentice is really interesting." ”

This immortal is changed by Fuxian Bodhisattva, she pointed to Zhu Bajie who was drooling over there, and said with a grin.

Ding Yi turned his head and glared at Zhu Bajie, this guy is too embarrassing, even if he is just acting with a few Bodhisattvas, he still feels that Zhu Bajie's performance at the moment is quite embarrassing.

However, Zhu Bajie didn't have time to pay attention to the master's eyes at this time, he stared directly at the immortal in front of him, and then looked at the text and Guan Guan on the side, only to feel that his eyes were not enough.

"Idiot, it's time to wipe your saliva!" Sun Wukong kicked him angrily, but this pig's head was really smart, and he pretended to be kicked by Sun Wukong and stumbled, and pounced towards the fairy in front of him step by step.

"This perverted pig!" Ding Yi was speechless.

The immortals are the Bodhisattvas, how can they take advantage of Zhu Bajie.

As soon as she turned around, she smiled and avoided Zhu Bajie who pounced.

"Elder Pig, why is this?" the middle-aged beautiful woman asked with a slight frown.

"Brother Monkey, what are you kicking me for?" Zhu Bajie turned around, looking angry, and said to the middle-aged beauty with an embarrassed face: "I'm really sorry, my senior brother kicked me just now, and I didn't stand up for a while, but fortunately, I didn't bump into the fairy girl." ”

As he spoke, he showed a pig brother again.

It's such a bad excuse, but the middle-aged beauty still looks like she believes it.

"Really, can you act with a bit of intelligence!" Ding Yi complained in his heart, on the surface, he reprimanded Zhu Bajie a few words, and then said to this middle-aged beautiful woman who seemed to have brain dementia: "This female donor, it's getting late today, I don't know if I can bother for one night, my master and apprentice will leave early tomorrow morning, and I will never disturb the female donor and several family members." ”

As he spoke, he glared at the footsteps over there again, and ran to Zhu Bajie on the edge of the immortal.

This perverted pig, don't you really know that the way you look is a top-notch horror movie for ordinary people?

I don't even have a little self-knowledge, it's really ...... That's a worm in the brain, and even a basic IQ is gone.

"It's okay, it's okay for the holy monk and a few high-ranking disciples to stay for a few more days. The middle-aged beauty looked quite welcoming, to be honest, but an ordinary person with a normal IQ would not be like her.

Maybe it's because the gods have been in the league for a long time, and they don't know what ordinary people are like at all.

Forget it, whatever!

didn't bother to complain about the acting skills of these few of them, Ding Yi also took the opportunity to say thank you, and then under the leadership of the maid, he took them to their respective residences and put their luggage away.

At this time, Ding Yi also received a message from Sun Wukong> he took out his mobile phone to take a look.

"Master, the three daughters are Guanyin Bodhisattva, Manjushri Bodhisattva and Fuxian Bodhisattva, the old mother is the old mother of Li Shan, the maids in this manor are also some children, my grandson can't figure out the intentions of these Bodhisattvas, in short, be careful. ”

Seeing the WeChat sent by Sun Wukong, Ding Yi also smiled and replied to a message.

"I know for the teacher, I thought these people were weird before, and I thought it was a monster, but I didn't expect it to be a few Bodhisattvas, and I don't know what a few Bodhisattvas want to do, but Wukong, don't demolish them first, let's accompany a few Bodhisattvas to play a good play. ”

Sun Wukong, who was eating fruit in the room, saw this little expression in the past.

"The master's playfulness is also heavy enough. Sun Wukong put away his phone and thought with a smile in his heart.

......

Dining room.

Brightly lit, a table of delicacies, and an enticing aroma.

However, Zhu Bajie, who couldn't walk when he saw food on weekdays, didn't look at the table full of delicacies at all at this time, but stared at the fairy girl sitting opposite him.

This perverted pig seems to have found the target.

Over there, Sha Seng lowered his head and used chopsticks to pull the rice into his mouth, looking at his nose and nose, and not asking about the world.

Ao Xin was quite happy to eat, anyway, she was a woman herself, and those bodhisattvas didn't want to test her, so she was the most relaxed one among the few.

Of course, if she can drive Zhu Bajie's lustful pig away, she will definitely eat more happily.

"Fairy girl, you come and try this. ”

Zhu Bajie kept putting vegetables into Xianxian's bowl, and Xianxian also covered his mouth and smiled, thanking him again and again.

That's it, but you can't make Zhu Bajie crispy.

On the other side, I don't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, the middle-aged beautiful woman turned into Lishan's mother arranged the Guanyin view next to Ding Yi, and from time to time she also talked about the advantages of the eldest daughter's view, and she was selling her daughter.

Ding Yi also smiled and nodded from time to time, acting very decently, but for some hints in her words, she always fooled the past ambiguously, which made Li Shan's mother very dissatisfied.

Maybe he felt that it was useless to just talk, so in secret, Li Shan's mother threw a meaningful look at Guanyin.

Guanyin refused in his heart, but because of the orders from above, he could only reluctantly cooperate with the play.

"Holy monk, why don't I take you around?" Guan Guan said, not giving Ding Yi a chance to speak, pulling him up and walking out, Ding Yi was also taken aback by her actions.

You're a bodhisattva, do you want to be so proactive?

Rolling his eyes in his heart, Ding Yi also turned around and instructed a few apprentices, asking them to go back to rest early after eating, and then they were pulled out by Guanguan.

In the garden, Guanguan brought Ding Yi here to stop.

At this time, she also let go of her hand, lowered her head with a shy look, grabbed the corners of her clothes with both hands, and whispered: "Holy monk, do you look at the flowers in this garden, are they beautiful?"

Ding Yi looked at the perfect flowers, which were indeed very beautiful.

"It's a beautiful sight. Ding Yi said.

"What about me? Compared to these flowers, does the holy monk think that I am beautiful, or are they beautiful?" asked Guan Guan raised his head, looked at him expectantly, and asked.

“......”

So direct!

Ding Yi said in his heart, are you Lingshan girls so direct?

Well, he knew that Guanyin was just testing him, or really testing Tang Seng, and he didn't really want to know the answer to this question.

After thinking about it, Ding Yi replied: "The Guanguan girl is naturally more beautiful than these flowers, but unfortunately the poor monk is a monk, the Guanguan girl, your kindness, the poor monk understands it!"

Huh?

This time it was Guanyin's turn to be dumbfounded.

What kind of intentions, what kind of hearts, did I say anything?

I'm just asking you if I'm beautiful or beautiful, what do you think of?

opened her mouth, Guan Guan just wanted to say something, but at this time, Ding Yi suddenly hugged her, making her freeze there as soon as the words came to her mouth, and even the whole person was stunned.

I was hugged by him!

There was only one thought echoing in Guanyin's heart.

As soon as she wanted to get angry, she heard Ding Yi say in her ear: "I'm sorry, I should only blame me for being too good, I shouldn't have a face that captivates the world, so that you fall in love with me at first sight." ”

What the?

The anger that had just risen was extinguished in an instant as if cold water had been poured on the head.

What the hell are you talking about, hey!

Guanyin almost thought that he had heard it wrong.

How can there be such a brazen person in this world?

"Believe me, there is no future between us!"

"Your love for me, I am destined to live up to it, this hug, is my apology to you, don't be sad, don't be sad, although you can't find a better man than me, but among those men who are worse than me, there are still good people. ”

"Forget me! I am destined to only be a passerby in your life, don't waste your youth because of me, it's not worth it!"

After speaking, Ding Yi let go of a stunned look, a resolute look, and turned to leave.

Only Guan Guan was left to stand there alone, and only after a long time did he say to himself: "I...... Did you get tricked?"

If she can't react at this time, then her IQ is really a bit worrying.

And in her impression, although the character of 'Tang Seng' is a bit bad, it is definitely not so narcissistic to the point of being brazen. Then come to think of it, there is only one reason why he is like this - he already knows all this!

As for how he knew, Guanyin's face appeared in his mind.

"Damn monkey!" Guanyin said with itchy teeth.

It's just that as soon as she finished speaking, she couldn't help but stare at her, and said: "No, the really hateful thing is this Tang Seng, he dared to openly play tricks on me when he knew the truth, and he ...... He also took the opportunity to hug me. ”

Speaking of the last sentence, Guanyin's voice suddenly decreased, and his face couldn't help but flush a little.

She has grown so big, whether it was when she was under the throne of Yuan Shi Tianzun, or now after joining Buddhism, she has never been so despised by any man.

But she can't give 'Tang Seng' anything, after all, she is now appearing in front of 'Tang Seng' as a contemplator, and speaking of which, she still took the initiative to pick the head.

Guanyin, who was about to smoke from the top of his head, could only swear silently in his heart that he would settle this account sooner or later in the future!

On the other side, Ding Yi, who successfully played Guanyin, also walked to the room happily at this time.

On the way, he met Sun Wukong and Ao Xin, who also came back, but he didn't see Zhu Bajie's perverted pig.

"Hey~!Bajie should have this calamity!" Ding Yi said, but he was snickering in his heart.

"That's it, everyone has their own fate, if Bajie insists on staying, then let him go. Ding Yi waved his hand to stop the sand monk who was still trying to say something, and then turned around and went back to his room.

Behind him, Sun Wukong smiled and went back to his room, he knew the truth, and he knew in his heart that this guy Zhu Bajie was definitely going to be unlucky tonight.

And although Ao Xin didn't know the truth, but when Zhu Bajie left, she definitely raised her hands in favor.

That perverted pig, she had long looked at him unpleasantly, and sometimes that guy would secretly stare at her, but she had always noticed it.

The only remaining sand monk looked like he cared about the third senior brother.

But if you really don't care the most, it's actually him.

Don't look at him as an honest person, he is a thief in his heart.

After all, one less person can share merit, and he can also get a little more, right?

Merit is such a thing, naturally, the more merrier.

......

At night, Guanyin, who came back from the garden, never mentioned that she was tricked by Ding Yi, but just told Li Shan's mother that Ding Yi had successfully passed the test, and as for the process, she fooled her casually.

Li Shan's old mother and they are not old and sophisticated, so naturally they can see that Guanyin has some things that they haven't told them, but they didn't ask about it, anyway, this test can basically be over.

Everyone else obviously passed the test, but that Zhu Bajie, who didn't change his color heart, failed the test.

"Tonight, we're going to punish this perverted pig. Li Shan's mother proposed, which was quickly unanimously approved, especially Guanyin, who was obviously ready to vent all the anger she suffered on Ding Yi's side on Zhu Bajie's body.

Poor Zhu Bajie, tonight is going to be miserable.

......

At night, I don't know when it rained heavily.

At dawn the next day, Ding Yi, who woke up from his sleep, pretended to be surprised by the changes around him, and this appearance made the teeth of Guanyin, who was hiding nearby and seeing this scene, itch.

"This hateful Tang Seng is so good at acting!" Guanyin thought viciously in his heart.

Originally, this heavy rain was her handiwork, in order to drench Ding Yi into a soup chicken, although that couldn't really do anything to Ding Yi, but at least she would feel a little more comfortable.

But god damn it, the damn monkey joined in again, and actually made a water avoidance spell for Ding Yi, and the rain didn't hit him at all.

In fact, except for Zhu Bajie, none of the four of Ding Yi were caught in the rain.

Only Zhu Bajie's goods were hung on a nearby tree, blue and purple all over his body, drenched in heavy rain, and shouted like killing pigs.