Chapter 53: A "Beautiful" Shocking Duet

Wait! I remember that before I fell unconscious, the system seemed to call me a police call......

"System, you rough. ”

"Gaha!"

......

Uncle, why are you again? Do you know that you are so painful! And what does your accent mean, can't we talk well?

The corners of Zhang Hanhai's mouth couldn't help twitching, and said, "I want to know, what the hell is that danger alarm." ”

The uncle didn't think about it and said indifferently: "New function." ”

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What's new......

When is it? Suddenly a feature pops up for me, and when you're done, give me a new feature, and you'll be fine? Can you tell me in advance?

"Don't you know when it's going to happen to me?"

"Hmm...... When...... Hens. As for why I didn't tell you...... Well...... You didn't ask. ”

......

Now I suddenly have a strong premonition......

You don't know when a new feature will come out in the system, so why don't you expect me to tell you a time?

And most importantly......

I didn't ask......

I'm not busy asking you if there's anything new? The ghost knows you're a big hole, okay!

Do you feel it with a sixth sense?

Feel a fart!

Zhang Hanhai is now ...... to this uncle No, it should be said that the whole system is full of deep resentment......

It's like the Kuomintang vs. the Communist Party, and the Communist Party vs. Little Japan...... In the end, the milk rider has the same deep resentment against the waist......

It hurts.

Zhang Hanhai has already decided that he no longer believes in the system, which is a thing that has been hit by a thousand knives, and now he has no way to cultivate, and he can't practice fighting skills in the sky, he feels that the road is still far away, what should he do?

......

Wait a minute......

Practice?

Zhang Hanhai seemed to suddenly think of something evil, and opened his eyes and turned his head to look at Zixin and Pothos who were happily playing on the side.

Eyes......

Good and evil, there must be something terrible brewing.

And at this moment, Zhang Hanhai's mind is indeed ......

It's wicked!

"Cultivation, you can also double cultivate!"

......

That's right, Zhang Hanhai is now thinking of double cultivation, you say evil is not evil, you say hateful is not evil!

Nothing else......

As far as pothos is concerned, she is still a child! She is only sixteen years old at most! Zhang Hanhai, a beast, can she really bear to attack such a cute Lori girl?

Forehead......

He seemed to really dare.

Lolicon, it's scary!

......

Wait, there seems to be someone else here......

Other words......

Is it impossible to double cultivate......? I...... Why is it so miserable!

......

So, Zhang Hanhai began to complain about God again......

But what can be done? Could it be that Zhang Hanhai can still throw people off the clouds?

Don't be funny, don't talk about the mysterious man, he can't beat Sparta, throw it down......

Unless he's tired of being crooked.

Well......

If you can't practice, what should you do?

What to do, it's so boring!

Zhang Hanhai lay on the ground in large characters, like a salted fish......

Seeing Zhang Hanhai's boring appearance, Zixin and Luluo tilted their heads, walked to Zhang Hanhai's side, and lay down together......

The two daughters snuggled up to each other by Zhang Hanhai's side, this picture ......

Really want to come and put the fire.

Out of sight, out of mind, Sparta also closed his eyes and lay down, but the man still entered the state of cultivation.

It's rare to be quiet in the clouds.

But the rare silence didn't last long, when it was interrupted by the sound of an egg hurting......

"Huh~Huh~Huh~Huh......"

Zhang Hanhai ......

Asleep......

But there's nothing wrong with falling asleep, but the point is that he's still snoring!

The corners of the man's mouth twitched, and his feelings Zhang Hanhai covered all the shortcomings!

Narcissistic, obscene, brain-dead, shameless, bad at studying, and now there is one more sleeping and snoring......

What else would you not have besides those advantages?

Zixin and Luluo were quarreled by Zhang Hanhai's earth-shattering snoring, and looked at Zhang Hanhai beside them with a face full of grievances......

Obviously, he was very dissatisfied with Zhang Hanhai's snoring behavior.

But they were just dissatisfied, and they had no intention of waking him up, and they also knew that Zhang Hanhai hadn't slept for a long time......

At this moment, another snoring sound sounded, and the sound was no less than that of Zhang Hanhai......

The owner of this voice is Sparta, who, like Zhang Hanhai, is ravaged by Nokia every night, and has long been unable to bear the loneliness.

Sparta, after entering that terrible place, often had that feeling of exhaustion and wanted to sleep......

But it's always unsatisfactory, as for the reason......

Everybody knows that.

In short, the snoring of Sparta and the snoring of Zhang Hanhai became a "beautiful" earth-shattering duo, and the sound waves were enough to shake the earth.

The temperament of the two girls is still very good, even if this happens, there is no strange reaction, just frowning slightly, and they endure it silently alone.

And that mysterious man can't stand it, what is this?

So, the man's figure flashed and disappeared into the clouds, along with Sparta......

Purple Core and Green Pothos looked at each other, a little worried about Sparta's comfort......

Of course, there are only some.

At this moment, Sparta only felt dizzy, the whole person was cold, and there was always an ominous premonition......

Gradually, Sparta woke up, opened his heavy eyes, and ......

He saw a very terrifying, very terrifying picture......

He seems to ......

Hey in heaven......

The man grabbed Sparta's left leg and stood suspended in the air, looking down at the earth with an indifferent expression......

"Well, are you awake, do you want to know where this is?" the man asked with a soft smile when he saw that Sparta had woken up.

"No...... I don't know. Sparta swallowed and looked at the man in fear......

"Here...... Well...... How can I say it, in heaven," the man pretended to think for a moment, and said a word of nonsense.

Isn't this special thing in the sky? Hells know how good it is! Can we stop talking nonsense? Pit people don't bring such pits!

You're so powerful, why don't you go to heaven?

......

It seems like......

It's in heaven right now......

"As for the distance from the ground...... Well...... It's about 100,000 meters. ”

The man's breezy words almost scared Sparta so much that he squirted out bile, 100,000 meters? Are you kidding me? If you fall down, you won't be finished!

"Former ...... Senior, what are we going to do?" Sparta swallowed and asked the man tentatively.

"Oh? Didn't I say that?"

......

"Did you say that?"

"Uh...... It seems that there is none. ”

......

I didn't say it, you said it quickly! Do you know that this is very dangerous! You are responsible for the death of a person!

Forehead......

I'm dead, how can he be responsible......

This is a serious problem.