The demons began their attack, under the cover of 100,000 evil cannons, the demon army began to advance, and the demons who rushed to the front 3 activated the evil runes tattooed on their bodies, and then these runes quickly connected together as if they came to life, forming a huge evil energy shield, and the demons behind them were firmly protected under this light green shield, and the opposite gods also fired, although the technology of the magic crystal cannon is still immature, but as the so-called vigorous miracle, quantitative changes can be piled up into qualitative changes, and the magic crystal cannon that is activated by consuming energy far greater than the real destructive power is able to operateOf course, the consequence of this is that resources are consumed in large quantities, and they are consumed meaninglessly.

But obviously the gods don't care about these consumptions, after all, the demons have all fought over, aren't they, so where would they care about these resources, so in just one day's effort, in the eyes of the demons in distress, these gods alliance actually wiped out the magic crystals that were equivalent to the synthesis of all the energy of the two gods!

What a luxury and waste! You must know that the demon's evil cannon is a little stronger than the magic crystal cannon in terms of output power, but in terms of the energy used, it is only a quarter of the magic crystal cannon, which means that the energy required for the magic crystal cannon to fire once is enough for the evil cannon to fire four times, and the power of the two sides is still better than the evil cannon, because the extra energy is basically used as a propellant or spilled halfway!

With the continuous development of the evil cannon, the demon's firepower is constantly decreasing in terms of energy consumption and slowly climbing in the destructive power, don't always put words like luxury on the demon, the demon never goes to luxury, they are the most unwavering pragmatists, if it is not practical, it is useless waste, the kind that needs to be crushed and reshaped, so the more the demon looks at these wasted coalition forces, the more unhappy it is, after all, such a good thing has been so ruined by you, the demon said you don't want me!

This is just like those who squandered resources at will, some guys who drank a certain river water and had something wrong with their brains, a horse with poor industrial capacity, and as a result, they had to slap their swollen faces and waste a lot of resources in vain, and they felt heartache when they looked at it.

The demon's charge soon pushed the battle line to the fortress of the alliance of the gods, the height and angle of the design of these fortresses almost eliminated the favorable attack of most common demons, and the magic runes covered on it were runes that specifically restrained the attack of evil energy, it can be said that in order to deal with the great enemy of the demons, the gods also paid a lot of effort, at least the development of these things is very revealing, you must know that these special targeted things can not be completed without a long period of research! (Just like the white bear tank, its drivers are all woolly bears, and the body is relatively burly and tall, so this kind of tank you let some short white elephants drive, which is obviously a problem! For example, the woolly bear soldier can reach the switch, the white elephant soldier estimates that he has to stand on tiptoe, after all, the average height of the white elephant is only 167.6CM)

(On fire, I was supposed to rest tomorrow, but I waited until the evening to tell me that the person who worked with me asked for a week off, because I was pregnant, vomiting blood, can't you say it earlier, so I was still super relaxed and played slowly with the computer code and words, and then played with my mobile phone, drank a lot of coffee, and told me that I had to go to work tomorrow, doesn't this tease me!, I'd better go to bed early, good night everyone.) ）

1. Q: If you were given 20,000 yuan and asked to slap your husband, would you be willing?

A: I can fan all the way to... Until you become the richest man in the world.

2. I made my husband angry that day, so I ignored me, and then ran out by myself.

Called him, and connected: "I'm sorry, the person you dialed didn't want to pay attention to you." ”

I couldn't smile bitterly, and said good things for a long time, and he repeated this sentence, and I was annoyed: "Okay, you are powerful, you have backbone, and you have the ability not to go to bed this month." ”

On the phone, he said: "The user you dialed said that he was incompetent. ”

3. My husband explained: "I came back late because the unit worked overtime at night, and I didn't receive your call when the phone was out of power and turned off." ”

After listening to this series of far-fetched reasons, I smiled and said: "It seems seamless, but in the process of your conversation with me, your action of picking up the water cup and drinking water three times has revealed that you are very nervous, you are lying!"

My husband said calmly: "Amazing, amazing, just by the action of me picking up the water cup three times and drinking water, you can judge that I am lying, admire!"

I said calmly: "It's not because you picked up the glass three times to drink that I suspect you, it's because there is no water in the cup at all, what do you pick up and pour into your mouth?"

4. After the two quarreled, the husband fell asleep.

My wife came over and dragged my husband out of bed: "Get out of the way, you are not allowed to sleep on what I bought!"

The husband picked up the sheets and fell asleep again: "Let's go down, I'll sleep underneath, and I'll sleep with the things you bought!"

5. Husband: Wife, I recently found out that you are heavy again.

Wife: How can you tell that I have gained weight?

Husband: I didn't see it, I heard it from your fart just now.

Wife: What's wrong?

Husband: The fart sound used to be very loud, but now the fart sound is very obscure, and the fat fart is almost impassable.

1. There must be a woman behind a successful man. There must be too many women behind the failed man.

2. When I say "I will always love you", I don't mean that I will love you in ten, twenty, or fifty years. Rather, it refers to the love I have for you in this moment now, which gives me the courage to say "forever".

3. Do you know how to make a woman like you? If a woman is beautiful, you praise her: you are so smart;

If a woman is not very beautiful, you praise her: You are so beautiful;

If this woman is neither beautiful nor smart, you say: Wow~ You have lost a lot of weight recently!

4. The three major sorrows of men: one is to do a job that they don't like, the second is a woman who doesn't feel when she falls asleep, and the third is that she is numb to the first two.

The three major sorrows of women: one is that she has Pan Jinlian's lewdness but does not have Pan Jinlian's appearance, the second is that she married Wu Dalang but did not meet Ximen Qing, and the third is that she has always been unwilling to the first two.

5. The ice and snow melt, everything recovers, and it is the mating season again, and the air is full of hormonal smells, however, there is a huge number of mammals living in the vast Eurasian continent - single dogs...

Single dogs belong to one of the more common snail mammals, there are currently 1.25 billion single dogs in the world, of which 20 million to 30 million single dogs live in China in Eurasia.

The living conditions of single dogs are precarious, and the growing gender imbalance has led to the increasing number of single dogs, and there is another canine that is similar to them but not the same - the love dog.

6. What does "men wear Guanyin and women wear Buddha" mean?

Men wear Guanyin to make men less cruel and violent, and more compassionate and gentle like Guanyin, so they will naturally be blessed by Guanyin.

Women wear Maitreya Buddha to let women be less jealous and cautious, less right and wrong, to be like Maitreya Buddha, to have a large belly, naturally blessed by Maitreya Buddha!

7. Reasons why most couples break up:

One thinks about the future, the other thinks about the present;

One does nothing, and none of them are reluctant to do it;

One thinks too much and the other is reluctant to explain;

One is busy like a dog, and the other is idle and the egg hurts;

One treats love as all, and the other treats love as a pastime!