Chapter 73: Foodie
Feng Yilei smeared medicine on the wound of the Thunderbolt Tiger, and several people continued to move forward, wandering for nearly two hours, seeing that it was almost noon. Nothing was found, not even an ordinary little war beast reappeared.
Xiang Bei told everyone to rest for a while and have lunch, find another hour in the afternoon, and go back if they can't find it.
Feng Yilei asked if there was any way to lure it out?
"Why don't I sing a beautiful song?" Xiang Bei joked.
Feng Yilei said that he liked him to sing, let him sing quickly.
"I'll just talk and play, your brother is still addicted, I'm so tired that I can make the sound go far. "Xiang Bei doesn't do it.
Take out a few pieces of meat and tell Hao Pang to pick up some dry firewood around and eat barbecue at noon.
Sprinkled seasoning on the meat, Hao Pang also came back with dry firewood, this winter, there is a lot of dry firewood in the woods.
handed the meat to Hao Fat: "You skewer the meat, I'll set up a fire." ”
With that, start clearing the ground for weeds. Hao Pang asked him what he was doing and why he cleaned up the weeds. It's all hay, and it's okay to be on it.
"You know, it's a fire prevention measure, but don't accidentally set the woods on fire. After saying that, the place was cleared, and then he set up a wooden branch and lit the fire.
Hao Pang distributed the meat to everyone, and roasted it one by one. It didn't take long for the aroma of the barbecue to spread.
Hao Pang took a deep breath: "Sir, what seasoning did you add, it's so fragrant." ”
Xiang Bei was proud: "This can't be said, this is my secret seasoning." It's called rice wine lemon barbecue, and you'll know when you taste it. Even this meat I have processed in advance, and I saw that there were a lot of needles on it, and I patiently prick it out, so that it can taste good. ”
"Sir, are you good at cooking?"
After Hao Pang asked this question, several people laughed together. Feng Yilei told Hao Fat: "Your husband is a good cook, you come late, or you can taste it, it is called a man with all the color and flavor, and it is definitely not comparable to the chef in the restaurant." ”
Hao Pang gave a thumbs up: "Mr. is powerful." ”
Hao Pang praised, and at this moment, there was a sudden vibration on the ground. The group stood up and looked around: "What is it?"
Looking around to see that there was nothing, the shaking stopped. Feng Yilei was just about to draw his knife, Xiang Bei grabbed his hand: "Don't move, this movement is obviously not a human, it must be a large war beast." And the war beasts here are all crazy, but they won't hide from us, that is, the main master we are looking for has appeared. Don't be nervous, nervous is all about the information it is about the dry shelf. This girl has a very smart nose, I guess she came to find meat to eat. Sit down and continue the barbecue. ”
Following Xiang Bei's arrangement, several people sat down. Feng Yilei told Xiang Bei: "Big brother, I can't seem to be nervous. ”
"Then I'll sing you a song. ”
"Big brother, can you still sing at this time?"
"Yes, listen. ”
Xiang Bei opened his mouth and came: "Two tigers, two tigers run fast, one has no eyes and the other has no ears, it's strange......."
Xiang Bei's children's rhyme made everyone dumbfounded, and Feng Yilei said that he was usually not at this level.
"This is the song of my hometown to coax children. ”
After Xiang Bei finished speaking, several people couldn't help laughing. And only a few hundred meters behind them, it was indeed a huge panda hiding behind a tree, secretly peeking out, licking its mouth as it went.
Seeing that the people over there didn't seem to notice him, he bent down and began to move forward secretly, and after a few moves, he suddenly ran behind the tree again, because he noticed that someone was looking here.
It was Feng Yilei who saw him, and Feng Yilei told Xiang Bei: "Big brother, I just saw that guy, and I came from the direction behind you." I glanced at him, and he hid behind the biggest tree, but he didn't hide well, and his ass was still exposed. ”
"It means that this is a tease, the head of the tube doesn't care about the belly, and the fat man may be like this. ”
Xiang Bei looked at Hao Pang and made a joke, and after speaking, he took all the barbecue meat in their hands, and then walked towards the big tree.
Feng Yilei shouted nervously.
Xiang Bei turned around and told them: "Don't move where you are, leave me alone, if I am destroyed, you will run." ”
With that, continue walking that way. It's funny while walking, Feng Yilei is right, this guy's ass is all exposed.
Xiang Bei walked over, stood behind the tree, and stretched all the flesh in his hand next to his head.
Immediately, a strange scream came out, and Xiang Bei only felt that his hands sank, and all the meat was gone. A big black and white ball rolled out, and when it stopped, it was a fat panda. It was crouching on the ground, shoving meat into its mouth. At this time, it does not turn its back on people at all.
Xiang Bei tried to walk towards it, but the panda noticed his movements, and after a roar, it suddenly grew to more than three meters tall. Two paws stepped on the ground, and two circles of light, one black and one white, poured out from the soles of his feet, knocking Xiang Bei to the ground at once.
Xiang Bei held his waist and wailed in pain, scolding in his mouth: "I gave you meat, and you actually treated me like this." ”
Seeing that Xiang Bei was so weak, he was knocked down by himself all at once. And with a very painful look, the panda turned back into a trumpet, he walked up to Xiang Bei, pushed him with his paws, and grabbed a piece of the meat in his mouth and gave it to him. It's like saying, "Don't cry if I divide your meat."
Xiang Bei grabbed the meat and squatted up, and stuffed the meat back into the panda's mouth: "It's all your saliva, I'm sick to death, so I won't eat it." ”
The panda finished the meat a few times, and then licked Xiang Bei's face. In the animal kingdom, this means identity.
Xiang Bei pushed it away and wiped the saliva from his face. Light a cigarette, crouch on the spot and ask, "Did you cross over from Earth like me?"
The panda was stunned for a moment, ignored him if he didn't understand, and continued to eat meat. There are four pieces of meat in total, two of which have been eliminated, and the third one is especially cherished, and it is eaten while licking.
Xiang Bei pouted: "I don't think so, if you are a fellow countryman on the earth, you will not become bigger, and you should go to find bamboo to eat." Now that you're eating, I'm going to starve. But it doesn't matter, who made you cute chubby. Eat quickly, let me hug me when you're full. Mom, my dream since I was a child was to go to the Sichuan Zoo to be a panda shoveler. ”
Xiang Bei said happily, and the three of them also walked over with an incredible face at this time. Looking at Xiang Bei's appearance, it was as if he was meeting an old friend with the panda. This made them unable to do it, let alone facing a ninth-level war beast, they were extremely careful with any kind of war beast.
But as soon as the wind and thunder approached, the panda stopped eating meat, and a low roar came out of its mouth, as if to warn.
Xiang Bei touched its head: "You eat yours, where do you have so many things, and the meal is not delicious." ”
After Xiang Bei said this, the panda really started eating again. Feng Yilei and the three of them walked over cautiously: "Big brother, are you sure that he won't attack us when he's full?"
"Attack a fart, you see how close we are. It's a pity that there are no cameras here, otherwise you can take pictures. By the way, do you know how to draw?"
Feng Yilei said yes, but the painting was not good, and his paintings were mainly used to depict portraits and find people.
"If you can draw people, you can do it. Xiang Bei was very happy, ran behind the panda and picked him up and put it on his lap: "Draw, draw quickly." ”
"Oh" The wind and thunder were still covered, but I didn't expect Xiang Bei to dare to pick it up. Hearing Xiang Bei's urging, he quickly took out a pen and paper and began to draw quickly.