Chapter 140: Fart, it stinks
"Mediation?" Shao Dong really couldn't think of any room for mediation in He Yunhai's matter.
Mediation is a way to persuade and guide the parties, so that the two parties can reach an agreement through voluntary negotiation. On He Yunhai's body, on the one hand, he must not be resurrected, and on the other hand, he is trying his best to resurrect him, and there is no intermediate item to choose between the two sides.
Hell if we can agree on that.
So Shao Dong immediately rejected the proposal, "Do you think there is still a need for mediation in this matter, Mr. Angel John?"
Flying down from the sky was none other than John, an angel who could drive demons by He Yunhai's side.
Things are really similar to Shao Dong's guess, Heaven has been involved from the beginning, and it is very likely that the whole thing was planned by Heaven. But now that the cause of the whole thing is no longer important, and now that it has developed to the point where it has reached the point where the sin contract has become the only way to solve it.
However, John didn't seem to think so, and smiled after hearing Shao Dong's words, "Don't talk so dead! I have a proposal that you can consider." ”
Since Shao Dong has come over, it proves that the hell side has left all the things to him to deal with. In this case, John only needs to convince Shao Dong, and according to what he knows about Shao Dong, the chance of successfully convincing him is very high.
"Look, I don't think you'd make a serious proposal, but it's okay to listen. ”
Shao Dong picked up a cigarette, said with extreme disdain, and puffed out a puff of smoke at John.
Although Shao Dong's attitude was very excessive, John did not have any unhappy expression, and he seemed very self-contained.
Taking a step back slightly, John said with a smile: "I know that it is impossible for hell to allow sinners to be resurrected against the rules of hell, but He Yunhai's approach is completely out of a father's love for his children, although he has taken a lot of detours, but the starting point is good." ”
Hearing this, Shao Dong's brows furrowed, and after glancing at John, he took a heavy puff on his cigarette.
Is it okay to use so many human lives as stepping stones? What kind of bastard logic is this, "If I kill your whole family for the sake of world peace, let's see if you can still say this kind of bullshit!"
Now Shao Dong didn't think he was talking at all, but defined his behavior as farting.
In the end, heaven, like hell, does not take human life seriously. In their eyes, the inferior creatures of humans are just bargaining chips in the game between them.
The only difference is that the demons in hell are more simple and rude, while the angels in heaven are more subtle and subtle, but they are essentially the same.
In Shao Dong's view, it is okay to do shameless behavior openly and honestly, but it is even more disgusting to modify shameless behavior and then give it all kinds of high-sounding reasons.
So Shao Dong is now holding back his nausea and insisting on listening to John's fart sound.
"I feel that since the iron laws of hell cannot be violated, then it is up to us in Heaven to directly purify this sinner of all sins and make him an angel. In this way, the sinner is not resurrected, and He Yunhai can rest assured. ”
After John finished speaking, he glanced at He Yunhai, who was holding the young man, "What does Mr. He think of my proposal?"
On the one hand, they are blamed by hell, and on the other hand, they go directly to heaven, and fools know which one is more appropriate to choose now.
And He Yunhai, who has always been good at weighing the pros and cons, thinks far more than John said. Although he has now completed the ritual, his son can be resurrected as long as he survives this hurdle. But if he doesn't make it, what will happen to a sinner who has brought a crisis to Hell when he goes to Hell again?
I don't think it will be a big fish and meat as an offering to the ancestors, at least I have to suffer all the punishments in hell.
Thinking about the suffering that his son was going to suffer, He Yunhai guarded the young man tightly, and looked at Shao Dong with pleading in his eyes.
"That's what you're doing in Heaven, isn't it? I've heard stories about extraditing a sinner from hell to heaven, but isn't that also a violation of the rules of hell?"
Throwing away the cigarette butt in his hand, Shao Dong stepped on it hard and said slowly.
Seeing that Shao Dong seemed to be struggling with the rules of hell, John hurriedly said: "This matter does not violate the rules of hell, and there is a precedent for this situation before. Compared to the resurrection of sinners by humans, extradition as an angel is a better way to save face in hell. ”
Shao Dong didn't speak, just nodded slightly, as if he agreed with John's statement.
Seeing that Shao Dong was showing signs of loosening, He Yunhai hurriedly glanced at John and asked him to continue to work hard. As long as Shao Dong nods now, his son can become an angel, and even if he can't be resurrected, becoming an angel is much better than suffering in hell.
In this way, the rules of hell will not be violated, and Mr. He, a loving father, can rest assured that this child has been spared the punishment of hell, and there is another angel in heaven. Isn't the ending of the Quartet's benefit something that you have been trying to achieve, Lawyer Shao?"
"Quartet benefit?" Shao Dong suddenly sneered, "I think it's your heaven side that benefits, right?"
Hearing Shao Dong's words, He Yunhai's heart suddenly cooled by half. John's statement is based on Shao Dong's neutrality, but he seems to have forgotten that Shao Dong is a demon. No matter how much he demands himself according to the code of human conduct, the fact that he is a demon will not change.
John's statement may not violate the rules of hell, but if it is a shame, such an approach to hell seems to be even more shameless.
This is like Shao Dong persuading Oss that little angel to fall into the sky, it is said that Oss, who does not even have the qualifications to fall into the sky, after being persuaded by Shao Dong, Lucifer's hellish bosses are happy as if they have taken advantage of it.
Now if Shao Dong agrees with John's statement and asks them to take this sinner away, Lucifer and they may not know how to put on their own shoes!
Although he has not been a demon for a long time and has not come into contact with many demons, Shao Dong has discovered that all demons have one thing in common, that is, they value face more than life.
Take 10,000 steps back, even if hell can turn a blind eye to this matter, this is also a matter for hell and human beings.
Thinking of this, Shao Dong was about to speak, He Yunhai suddenly rubbed over, hugged Shao Dong's legs and knelt in front of him, "Lawyer Shao, my crime is extremely evil, I deserve death, but Ziheng is innocent, you let him live, I will deal with it with you in hell, you can deal with it however you want." ”
looked at He Yunhai with tears in his eyes, then looked at John with a smile on his face, and the young man who was dazed and still didn't know what was going on.
Shao Dong sighed and made a decision, "Your sins are not under the control of hell for the time being, you have to accept the trial of the human court first, as for your son's matter, we will leave it to the contract to decide." ”
As he spoke, Shao Dong took out a conviction contract and threw it into the sky, the mediation failed, and the trial officially began.