......

Xiao Qi and Wei sauce, who had a blue nose and swollen face, were hung at the door to blow the wind.

Although Wei Jiang could escape, she didn't dare.

The main thing is that the damn contract works, and she can't disobey Zhao Lei's heartfelt orders not to disobey humanitarianism.

"Meow!(It's all your fault, why should I be punished!)" Xiao Qi kicked Wei Jiang angrily.

It's a pity that Wei Jiang was already on guard, and one turned around to avoid Xiao Qi's sneak attack.

But I never expected that the two ropes would be entangled together.

The two cats were trapped back to back, and Xiao Qi struggled desperately, using all four hooves together.

Soon, the rope became tighter and tighter like a ball of yarn, and finally became a mess.

Wei Jiang and Xiao Qi were intimately tied into a lump, Wei Jiang spit fragrantly, Xiao Qi grabbed and gnawed, and the scene was extremely intense.

Zhao Lei was still tearfully cleaning up the mess in the bedroom, throwing pieces of his broken memories into the trash, and it took more than two hours to sort out the waste.

"Hey knives, are you free now?"

"Brother Lei, what's the matter, even if you don't have time to look for me, you have to be free. The knife on the other end of the phone smiled.

"Now go to the Raiders Guild to assemble, you find a suitable task first, you think the difficulty is okay, don't think about me. ”

"Okay, then I'll go first, bye-bye-bye. ”

Zhao Lei hung up the phone with satisfaction, and turned to look at a lump of cats hanging at the door.

"Shovel officer, hurry up and untie the old lady, I can't listen to you. "Wei Chan really can't stand the time with Xiao Qi.

"Listen, you have a special attitude of admitting mistakes. Zhao Lei picked up the drag child and slapped Wei Jiang's face.

"Meow, what are you yelling at, what are you doing loudly, don't you know if you don't know if you don't move, Super Boy. Wei Chan retorted.

Zhao Lei frowned, "Yo, you can also scold people in English, you dog thing is still keeping up with the trend." ”

"Gan, the old lady is a cat, not a dog!" Wei Jiang waved his little paws, but unfortunately he was trapped too tightly and couldn't reach Zhao Lei at all.

"Okay, okay, now give you a chance to atone for your sins, do it or not. ”

Wei Jiang looked at Zhao Lei with disdain, and muttered in a low voice: "Hey, don't you just want me to work for a day." ”

"What did you say?" Zhao Lei's eyes narrowed into a slit, aiming at Wei Jiang.

"(๑•́ ₃ •̀๑) It's nothing~" Wei Jiang's eyes widened innocently, trying to get by.

"You're just itchy skin, what's wrong with working as a day job?"

"That's the tempering of your impetuous mind, and it's the only way for you to survive! ”

Wei Jiang glanced at Zhao Lei, if she didn't know this unreliable master very well, she would have almost believed Zhao Lei's nonsense.

"Isn't it okay for me to do it!" Wei Jiang compromised, and he couldn't communicate with Zhao Lei at all, and the whole person lost his money.

"It's worthy of my dear Wei sauce, come and kiss a mua~"

Wei Jiang looked like he was unloved, and was wantonly ravaged by Zhao Lei, and he couldn't shout for a long time when Lao Tzu was stuck in his throat with wool, and Wei Jiang wanted to die.

Untied Wei Jiang and Xiao Qi, Zhao Lei asked Xiao Qi to go home first, and let Wei Jiang go to play with you another day.

Xiao Qi left with an arrogant face, and when he left, he seemed to scold Wei Jiang, which caused Zhao Lei to waste all his strength to block Wei Jiang's stinky mouth.

"Take a bath first, you see you're dirty, you don't deserve this handsome guy at all. ”

Wei Jiang and Xiao Qi tossed for a day and a night, and their bodies were full of soil.

Especially Wei Jiang, in the middle of the night, Xiao Qi drew a panda eye and a pig nose with a pen, and the originally white kitten now looks like a wild boar.

"No! The old lady doesn't wash it! Don't suffer Lao Tzu!" Wei Jiang jumped three feet high, jumped directly onto the cabinet and couldn't get down.

"You don't look in the mirror, do you want to change the cat to a pig?" Zhao Lei took out a small mirror and placed it in front of Wei Jiang's face.

"Smack!"

Wei Jiang instantly smashed the mirror in Zhao Lei's hand with a meow punch, and she saw the pig in the mirror, it couldn't be herself!

"Grass, I bought this mirror for five yuan, you have to pay for it!" Zhao Lei took out a small notebook and wrote a +5 on Wei Jiang's column.

The corners of Wei Jiang's mouth twitched, and he scolded: "How much money are you so short of, even a cute little cat like me won't let go!"

"Cut, you're still cute like that, I don't bother to take you out, hurry up and get down and take a shower." Zhao Lei carefully put away the small notebook, took out his mobile phone and found Wei Jiang's name on the notepad, and wrote a +5.

"Why are you still backing up on your phone?!" Wei Jiang looked at Zhao Lei incredulously.

Zhao Lei smiled proudly, "A good memory is better than a bad pen, and you have to be rigorous in doing things." ”

Wei Sauce: "(●°▽°●) ......."

"Don't digress from the topic, hurry up and take a shower, I'm going to go out soon." Zhao Lei closed his phone impatiently.

He took out his new laptop from the drawer.

After booting up, I opened an encrypted document, and then opened the Word document that was protected layer by layer.

I found Wei Jiang's name from a ranking list and wrote +5.

Wei Chan was numb, she suddenly felt blind to find a master who was such a fuck, oh yes, she didn't have balls.

"I don't wash! I Wei Jiang is ugly to death, dead outside, jumping from here, I will never take a bath!" Wei Jiang squatted on the cabinet and was unwilling to come down, desperately refused, and resisted stubbornly.

.......

Thirty minutes later.

.......

"Oh my old fellow, is this the legendary bath, it's amazing. ”

"I swear by the other half of the salted fish hidden under your pillow that this is the most comfortable thing I've ever done in my life. ”

"My old fellow, why don't you speak. ”

"What the hell, why didn't you tell me earlier that the shower was so comfortable, did you want me to kick your ass?"

"Oh my God, it's so cool, it's so cool. ”

Looking at Wei Chan, who was lying in the basin and enjoying Erlang's legs, Zhao Lei hurriedly returned to the bedroom and turned over the pillow.

"There's really half a salted fish!" Zhao Lei looked at the wet half of the stinky salted fish under his pillow, and was very annoyed.

No wonder I always felt a strange smell in my bedroom for the past two days, it turned out that Wei Jiang, the little beast, had hidden the remaining salted fish in this kind of place.

.........

"Ahh

Zhao Lei kicked open the bathroom door and said impatiently: "How long do you want to soak? It's been half an hour!"

"Oh my man, don't be angry, sit down and talk slowly. ”

"It reminds me of the days when I was out and about, oh what a sad old day, would you like to hear it, my old fellow. ”

"If you don't speak, I'll take you as a default, I want to be back then......."

Zhao Lei's face was full of black lines, and Zhao Lei felt that if he lit a cigarette for Wei Jiang again, this product would be able to make a fuss.

"Come out for me. Zhao Lei took three steps and two steps and rushed to the bathtub.

"No! my Wei sauce is soaked to death, dead, drowned in a basin of water, and won't go out!"

........

Another three minutes later.

"Ah, my dear old fellow, is this the legendary hair dryer? ”

"I'm a little sleepy from this warm wind, do you say my man? ”

"Look at that cat in the mirror, it's so beautiful, oh how can there be such a cute cat, damn God, it's so unfair. ”

"Smack! Shut up Lao Tzu!"

( ̄ε(# ̄)☆╰╮o( ̄▽ ̄///) Zhao Lei slapped Wei Jiang's bear face, this dog thing is really unreliable compared to him.

Wei Jiang looked at Zhao Lei with disdain, and secretly raised his middle claws.

After tossing for more than half an hour, Zhao Lei and Wei Jiang went out, put on the hood he bought newly last month, Zhao Lei blocked his face, this time in order to hone himself, temporarily disguised his identity.

He has all his names figured out, and the new identity he uses this time is Zhao Lei, the earth elemental envoy.

A wandering wet man in Zaun with a cat.

Walking on the street, Wei Jiang squatted on Zhao Lei's shoulder, staring curiously at the surroundings with big eyes.

It was the first time she had been shopping in the city where human beings lived, and new things caught her eye tightly.

Soon, Zhao Lei came to the Raiders Association.

When a bald man saw Zhao Lei, he ran over from afar.

"Brother Lei, you're finally here. Qian said naughtily.

Zhao Lei looked at Qian Yidao, silently lowered the brim of his hat, and was a little suspicious of life.

"Is my disguise so easy to see?" Zhao Lei asked.

"Disguise, what disguise?" Qian looked at Zhao Lei blankly, and suddenly patted his head after a second: "Don't you say that I almost didn't see it."

"This disguise is okay!" Qian shouted in shock.

Then he smiled again: "But Brother Lei, your unique temperament and domineering figure are all imprinted in my mind, I think of you every day in my dreams, and I recognize you even if you turn into ashes." ”

Dig you slut! It's such a pervert!

Zhao Lei looked at the smirking Qian with a knife, and felt a chill.

"Brother Lei, you are my idol, even if you wrap it tightly, I can recognize it. Qian Yidao explained.

Zhao Lei breathed a sigh of relief, this still sounded like human words.

"Listen to the knife, my name is Zhao Lei now, this is my partner Wei Jiang, from now on, I am an earth elemental envoy. Zhao Lei whispered to Qian Yidao.

"Okay Brother Lei, remember Brother Lei. Qian Yidao suddenly straightened up and shouted loudly.

"Be quiet!" Zhao Lei covered his face speechlessly.

"Okay Brother Lei, remember Brother Lei~" hunched his waist and said obscenely and quietly.

"Hello Wei-chan. Qian Yidao didn't forget to say hello to Wei Jiang.

"Meow~ (You're a stinky idiot)"

"Hey, hey, hey, this cat is so obedient. Qian Yidao looked at the cute Wei Jiang with a smile and praised it.

Zhao Lei covered his mouth and couldn't hold back his laughter.

Qian Yidao smiled stupidly, and began to suck on the street.

Wei Jiang looked impatient and tilted his head at Zhao Lei, meaning: "Can I beat this idiot?"

Zhao Lei coughed lightly and said, "Knife, did you find the task?" ”

Qian put down Wei Jiang with a knife, and said with a serious chest: "I don't see who I am, of course I found it." ”