Chapter 200 Sitting on the ground and bargaining on the spot
Just as the owner of the voice didn't know what to give, Shao Dong didn't know what he should want.
The sentence just now was also for play, according to Shao Dong's thoughts, since he wanted to let himself do things, he must prepare some benefits, if he didn't want anything, he agreed, no matter how you look at it, it is not convincing at all.
But Shao Dong made the same mistake again this time, that is, to use human thinking to guess the mind of the demon.
It is indeed suspicious to say yes without saying a word, but for demons, the gap in rank is a chasm that cannot be crossed. As a mid-level demon, in the face of a demon king's request, he can only agree to it, how many people dare to ask for benefits like Shao Dong?
It is also this unknown demon king who rarely deals with humans, and it seems to make sense when Shao Dong asks him this.
When taking the initiative to let humans do things, demons will generally give some benefits first, and when humans who have tasted the sweetness need it again, the demons will take back what they gave for nothing before.
In the eyes of Shao Dong and this unknown demon king, the view of "Shao Dong is a human being" is very consistent.
So both of them felt that it was so natural and natural to ask for benefits.
Shao Dong touched his chin, and suddenly took off his clothes in a flash of inspiration, pointed to the curse pattern behind him and said, "Can you remove this curse for me?"
There was silence for a moment, and the thunderous voice sounded again, "You are really a hateful fellow, and you actually put a curse on you at the cost of your life." ”
After patiently listening to this nonsense, Shao Dong asked tentatively, "Can you get it for me?"
"No!" After answering resolutely, the voice continued: "The curse at the cost of life cannot be lifted, this is the rule, didn't Lucifer tell you?"
Shao Dong suddenly had a strange feeling, as if these rules were all made for him. The rules are not cheaper, but all kinds of restrictions have caught up.
"Then you can look at it, I don't ask for it. ”
Putting on his clothes, Shao Dong threw the question back. It can't be done with such a little request, and if it takes half a day, all the information is already known, and Shao Dong really doesn't know what benefits he can get from this Lucifer opponent.
"I'll grant you a wish. ”
The usual trick of the devil is to satisfy the wishes of humans to win favor, so the unknown demon king immediately thought of this panacea answer.
Of course, the main reason is that he really doesn't know what to give. If you take less, you can't hang your face, and if you take too much, he is a little reluctant, and he found out for the first time that it would be so troublesome to give people things.
"I want to be human again!"
This thought almost burst out of Shao Dong's mouth after hearing the word "wish", but in the end he was suppressed by himself.
"I haven't figured out what Lucifer's commission is, and if I resume it now, he'll have to get me back sooner or later. ”
"The identity of the royal sister Angel has not been figured out yet, and I always feel a little uncomfortable if I don't understand this matter. ”
"The matter in front of us is still settled, and it is better to be a person and do things from beginning to end. ”
"By the way, if I become a human now, I will have no value to him, and maybe when I become a human being, it will be the time to say goodbye to this world. ”
"Lucifer said I can't use it right now, so I'm probably going to get a blank check this time. ”
At this moment, Shao Dong found countless reasons for himself, each reason was so sufficient, and each reason could persuade him to continue his demon identity without any suspense.
Restoring to humanity is the ultimate goal, and before this goal is achieved, it should be the best choice if you can use the identity of the demon lawyer to do more.
Thinking of this, Shao Dong felt that his thoughts were simply too correct. Human beings are not capable of fighting against demons and angels, so using the identity of demons to prevent demons and angels from using humans as much as possible is not flawless in justice.
A smile appeared on Shao Dong's face, and the persuasiveness of this idea far exceeded all the previous reasons.
It's just that Shao Dong himself can't tell why he laughs, whether he found a reason not to return to becoming a human, or whether he found a goal to strive for as a demon.
"Listening to your tone, I also know that you have a very close relationship with our family, so I don't think you will give me too much benefit. ”
After figuring out the depression in his heart, Shao Dong's brain also became a lot faster, and he continued with a roll of his eyes: "I can resurrect them this time, in exchange, if I offend your interests in the future, you have to let me go three times." ”
"Three times? That means you're going to offend my interests three times. ”
After a long silence, a loud voice sounded, "No, I'll let you go at most once." ”
As soon as the words fell, Shao Dong stretched out his hand, and a contract appeared in his hand, "Yes, but this time you can't do anything to anyone around me, and you can't find a post-account." ”
Shao Dong also knew that three chances were impossible, unless there was something wrong with this demon king's brain. However, since you open your mouth, you must be prepared to make a counteroffer, so as to ensure the greatest benefit.
After continuing to be silent for a while, the voice sounded again, "Okay, I promise you. ”
After receiving an affirmative reply, Shao Dong immediately signed his name on the contract, "When Party A violates Party B's interests, he will be exempted once." Party B shall not hold Party A liable for such infringement, and shall not authorize others (including humans, demons and angels) to hold Party A and any of its relatives and friends liable for any reason based on such infringement. ”
After a few terms, Shao Dong breathed a sigh of relief and continued: "Contractor, Party A: Shao Dong." ”
Speaking of this, Shao Dong seemed to ask casually: "What is your name?"
Shao Dong was answered by a ball of flame flying out of the magma, and behind Party B's signature, a small flaming flame replaced the signature.
The contract slowly rose into the sky, and exploded into two black mist with a bang, one into Shao Dong's body, and the other directly into the magma.
Just as he was about to continue to say a few polite sentences, Shao Dong's eyes flickered, and he stood in the desert on the horizon of the source point again.
However, this time the landing point was very accurate, Shao Dong had already seen the towering bone clock, and the four figures under the clock.
"Really, after signing the contract, it's so polite, are you so afraid of meeting people?"
muttered angrily, Shao Dong raised his feet and walked over.
"I'm here to see what is the reason why I want to resurrect them so much, and what is the secret of the human beings who have been specially told by the Demon King?"