Chapter 2 Mistakenly Breaking into the Peach Club
Walking in with the sound, the more you lean on the meridian, the more harsh the noisy sound becomes.
How is this going on? It seems that the people who were flying through the clouds just now got in from here.
It's too ugly.
But Xiao Qi didn't seem to feel it at all, his little head shook and shook, as if he was still playing rhythm.
Xiao Ming walked in quickly.
As soon as I passed through the golden gate, my eyes suddenly opened up, and as far as the eye could see, there were clouds floating everywhere, and several heavenly palaces were separated on several sides.
Walking through a large garden, Xiao Qi in his arms rubbed on his shoulder and lay on his stomach obediently.
"Poop, when can I eat?"
Xiao Ming's heart softened when he saw her pitiful appearance, and touched her head.
"It's coming soon. ”
Xiao Qi rubbed his palm, very well-behaved.
Xiao Ming was even more puzzled in his heart, from the time he saw Xiao Qi, he had a strange intimacy.
Such a well-behaved child, if it is really his own child, hasn't he earned it?
Walking in with Xiao Qi in his arms, the sound in front of him has reached the point of deafening, and a few people in the center are knocking and smashing strange things, and a group of people wearing immortal robes are holding wine glasses and shaking their heads.
What's going on?
Xiao Mingchao looked around and was immediately shocked.
Wait a minute!
The person sitting at the top with a jade on his head is a little familiar......
Isn't this the statue of the Jade Emperor that his parents always like to hang in the living room?
Looking to the left again, the Tai Bai Xing who was dressed in white and holding the floating dust, Nezha who was carrying a Qiankun circle, Li Jing who was holding the tower, and the Four Heavenly Kings......
Xiao Ming stared at the eyes on the forehead of Erlang God who was sitting not far away for a while, and after seeing it, he was sure that these people were real!
It must have been the wrong way he came in.
He was just about to turn around and slip away, but Xiao Qi in his arms suddenly grabbed her.
"Baba, can you eat that?"
The sound of milk and milk suddenly sounded, and in the noisy sound, these immortals looked at each other as if they were pretending to be a tailwind.
Finished!
Xiao Ming stood in place, and even the noisy voices on the side stopped.
"Who trespassed into the Sky Treasure Palace?"
A voice slashed through the air.
Xiao Ming only felt that a gravity suddenly ran down from the top of his head, so he almost couldn't stand, so he had to grit his teeth to support it, his face did not change, but he was scolding his mother in his heart.
He also wants to know how he got up, he can't say that he went to heaven after a sleep, right?
Any one of these Nine Heavens Gods and Buddhas can crush him with a single finger.
In the midst of the stalemate, a somewhat familiar voice suddenly came.
"This little friend, I seem to have seen it before. ”
The old man who had almost bumped into Xiao Ming outside the door just now stood up, walked up to him, looked up and down, and was very surprised.
"Strange, strange, you're not a fairy in the new upper realm, you're a person!"
"Yuan Shi Tianzun, aren't you old and confused, are you?, how can people come up?"
"What a man! I don't believe you're coming and seeing. Yuan Shi Tianzun grabbed Xiao Ming's hand and pinched it, looking like he had seen a ghost. "What is flesh and blood, not human?"
Hearing this, Erlang God stepped forward, the eyes on his forehead flashed, and he stared at him directly.
After a few seconds, his face was also difficult to look at.
"What a personal ......"
As soon as they heard this, several gods and Buddhas sitting not far away leaned over and surrounded Xiao Ming.
"How many years have you not seen a living person?"
"The feel of a real person is really different. ”
"Too thin and too weak to look good! I remember when I went to the realm, it wasn't like this, didn't you forget everything I taught?"
"Chiyou, it's been five thousand years since you went to the upper realm, who still remembers you?"
A man in a yellow robe pushed him away directly, looked at Xiao Ming, frowned, showed dissatisfaction, and shook his sleeves and said, "Now I like to wear this next session...... Unrestrained clothes?!It's unsightly!"
Xiao Ming glanced down.
It was summer when he came over, and he was wearing a T-shirt and jeans, which was unsightly?
Okay, okay, your clothes are yellow, you say it first.
As he spoke, the old man in yellow shook his eyebrows, took off his robe with disgust, and threw it on Xiao Ming.
"For your sake, I'm also my descendant, put it on! Don't say I don't take care of you!"
Posterity?
Xiao Ming grabbed the glittering golden clothes and carefully observed the arrogant old man in front of him.
He wouldn't be the legendary emperor, would he?
Noticing his gaze, the emperor trembled triumphantly, looking like an ancestor.
But...... It is indeed an ancestor.
"You go away. ”
At this time, a hand suddenly stretched out from behind, pulled the emperor away, and came to Xiao Ming with confidence.
"This is my descendant, the middle and lower reaches of the Yellow River are all mine!"
"Who is robbing you? Seeing that he is so weak, he must not be my descendant. ”
Watching the two people who should appear in the textbook scolding each other, Xiao Ming only felt a headache.
"Okay, what a noisy scene!"
A deep voice came, and the gods fell silent and stepped back.
Xiao Ming looked up and saw the Jade Emperor sitting on it, looking at him seriously, and immediately sat upright.
"Yang Jian, what do you think of Nantianmen, who actually let mortals come in without permission...... Wait a minute. ”
He stopped suddenly, and frequently looked at Xiao Qi, who was lying on Xiao Ming's shoulder, his expression seemed to have not changed, but his gaze changed and changed.
After a while, it finally continued.
"Well, since you've come up, let's keep it. ”
After speaking, he lowered his head slightly and complained in a low voice: "It's really going to make trouble for me......"
Xiao Ming originally thought that he would either be thrown directly into the lower realm, or he would have to explain here, but he didn't expect to get through the test like this.
Nezha on the side beckoned to him. "Mortals, come here. ”
Xiao Ming glanced at the two buns on his head, hesitated slightly, and saw the snacks and fruits on the table before walking over.
As soon as he sat down, he handed a plate to the hungry Xiao Qi.
"Thank you, Baba. ”
Xiao Qi's eyes lit up, he held it in his arms, pinched a piece and handed it to Xiao Ming's ear.
"Baba, you eat. ”
Xiao Ming's heart warmed and touched her head.
"Xiao Qi eats first, there are many more here. ”
Xiao Qi looked at a few plates on the table, and then finally nodded.
Xiao Ming watched Xiao Qi's cheeks bulge from eating, and poured her a cup of tea casually, but Nezha suddenly came over and asked in a whisper: "Say, this is the child of you and which fairy girl?"
"What?"
"The fairy fornicating with mortals will be punished, and you dare to bring the child over, don't you die?"
Xiao Ming looked at the cute Xiao Qi in front of him, confused by Nezha's words.
"Don't talk nonsense, it's not my child. ”
Nezha was dissatisfied: "Can I still be wrong?"
He swore by it, which made Xiao Ming even more confused.
What is Xiao Qi's identity?