Chapter 83: Viagra Eye Type A
In the evening, Ge Wei was taking a bath, thinking about the matter of the breeding base, and the communicator rang. As soon as I saw that it was green grass mushroom 9526, I immediately connected it, and my heart said that it wouldn't be so efficient, right, and it would be done in half a day?
"Great Level 5 Plane Merchant, Greetings Your Excellency Green Grass Mushroom 9526. Could it be that my order has already been completed?" said Ge Wei in surprise.
In the communicator, the mushroom head of Green Grass Mushroom 9526 raised up, glanced at Ge Wei, and said, "I'm Green Grass Mushroom 9527, you should call me the great Level 5 Plane Merchant Green Grass Mushroom 9527." ”
"Green Grass Mushroom 9527?" Ge Wei didn't react for a while.
"Green Grass Mushroom 9526 just died last night, and I am its successor, Green Grass Mushroom 9527. The mushroom man in the communicator explained.
"What, dead!?" Ge Wei suddenly felt deceived.
"No, no, you misunderstood. Hmm, maybe it's a plane terminal translation error. I mean, Green Grass Mushroom 9526 is dead, I'm Green Grass Mushroom 9527, but I'm also Green Grass Mushroom 9526. ”
"What's the mess?" asked Ge Wei with a glare.
"We, the Mushroom Celestial Clan, have evolved a split continuation memory in the course of 100,000 years of evolution. When we reach the end of our lifespan or die in an accident, we immediately split from ourselves and a new generation of selves emerges. Green Grass Mushroom 9526 is the 9,526th generation of our ontology. Last night, it was killed by a blow up while studying your 'love madness', and I am a continuation of it. It is the ninety-thousand-five hundred and twenty-seventh generation inheritor of our ontology. ”
"Killed by love madness...... Ge Wei was a little confused, and a mushroom man smaller than a mobile phone came to mind, tinkling and banging on the mobile phone, bang, and was killed by the mobile phone......
"Please rest assured, esteemed Level 3 Plane Merchant Viagra. I'm Green Grass Mushroom 9527, and you can take me for 9526. Its memory is my memory. This is the life form of our mushroom celestial race, and you will slowly get used to it in the future. Green Grass Mushroom 9527 said with an indifferent expression. It seems like this kind of thing is a common occurrence for them.
"Well, I'll have to find time to digest this news. You tell me first, is my detector ready?" Ge Wei pinched his forehead and said, whenever he dealt with these strange plane creatures, Ge Wei felt that his IQ was insufficient.
"Oh, yes, that's right. It's done, a perfect work of art!" Talking about this, Green Grass Mushroom 9527 seemed to get excited, bounced on the spot, and sent a transmission request at the same time.
The list price is the remaining unpaid 9 million energy coins.
Ge Wei looked at it, then nodded to confirm the transaction. Since the last time he was overshadowed by Huo Yunzi, he has always turned on the teleporter firewall. There is a plane terminal instead of a check, and the security is basically 100%.
The white light flashed, and a mobile phone appeared in front of Ge Wei, which was the iPhone he had passed before. Ge Wei picked it up, checked it over and over again, and asked suspiciously: "What about the detector?" By the way, didn't you say that the phone blew up, isn't it intact?" ”
"The detector is in a half-photon form, you can't see it. Your love madness only blew up a small part, and then I couldn't fix it. Oh, it's a very peculiar big thing, it makes me feel the technological crystallization of a backward civilization in a distant plane, and I want to thank you. In the future, if you come to me to order products, I will give you a 20% discount!" Green Grass Mushroom 9527 jumped and said.
"So, the probe has already arrived?" Ge Wei looked around in surprise, could it really be a half-photon form, invisible?
"Yes. 9526 finished decrypting your love madness, and I finished the rest of the work. I've integrated this love madness into the detector. Of course, you can understand that loading the probe into Crazy can also be. Whatever you want. You can try to turn it on, you have to believe in the professionalism of our Mushroom Celestials!" Green Grass Mushroom 9527 said.
Ge Wei then tried to turn on the machine, but the boot speed was higher than before, and it was completed in an instant. The interface of the phone seems to be no different from before.
"Hey......" Ge Wei just turned the page and found that there was an extra icon in the software library, and there was no text marking. The icon is an enlarged half-photon pattern. Ge Wei's fingers immediately pressed it.
The screen dimmed, revealing a screen. Ge Wei took a closer look, there was a person inside, who was it if it wasn't him?
Ge Wei subconsciously thought that the mobile phone camera was shooting, but when he thought it was wrong, the camera was not turned on at all. Ge Wei hurriedly turned his head to look around, and made a few more movements one after another, and couldn't help laughing. Sure enough, it was an invisible detector.
"Well, looks like you've figured out how to use it. Yes. I took over the research on 9526 and understood this very, very, very ...... (19 very) backward technologies, so as to design a user interface that conforms to this level of technology, in line with the user's operating habits, you will be very comfortable. I, the great Green Grass Mushroom 9527, have personally come up with a resounding name for this perfect work of art!" Green Grass Mushroom 9527 said with a triumphant squeeze of his eyes.
"What's the name?" asked Ge Wei curiously.
"I call it - Viagra Eye Type A, Green Grass Mushroom 9527 Version!"
Ge Wei almost fainted, his name was so vulgar. The heart said that he would better call it the Plane Detector Type A.
Green Grass Mushroom 9527 suddenly stared at Ge Wei's naked body, and said curiously: "Hey, it turns out that your race also has a mushroom on your body?
When it came to communicate, Ge Wei was taking a bath. Hearing the words of Green Grass Mushroom 9527, Ge Wei was stunned for a moment, then looked down at himself, and couldn't help but scold: "Mushroom, your sister!"
Green Grass Mushroom 9527 said: "My sister is Blue Grass Mushroom 2218, not a meat mushroom. ”
Ge Wei rolled his eyes helplessly, this is a serious civilization gap...... Can't communicate.
"That's right," Ge Wei suddenly thought of a very serious question, so he asked Green Grass Mushroom 9527: "Although this detector has a speed of 99.99% of the speed of light, I don't dare to make sure that there will be a threat to its existence in the environment he is deep in." I don't want it to be captured, I wonder if I can put a self-destruct device on it?"
This question is something that Ge Wei has seriously considered. In the face of the unknown, he had to be cautious. Ge Wei didn't want some kind of powerful being to follow this probe and track it backwards to the Earth plane.
"It's 99.9999% the speed of light. Green Grass Mushroom 9527 corrected, nodding, "It's too easy to load a set of self-destruct devices." However, there is an additional fee. ”
Ge Wei nodded without hesitation.