Chapter 10 Don't get me wrong, I'm a lawyer, not a pervert
Coming to the desert that had not been gone for a long time, looking at the familiar scenery around him, Shao Dong inexplicably gave birth to a kind feeling.
"Isn't this a shit? It's less than 24 hours before and after, what's so kind!"
Shaking his head a few times, Shao Dong forcibly drove this strange intimacy out of his mind, and then glanced at Angel.
"I have a question and I hope you can give me a clear answer. ”
Facing Shao Dong, who suddenly became serious, Angel also showed a rare serious look, and said before Shao Dong asked a question: "The reason why this teleportation is so peaceful is because of the difference in magic control. After all, Angel is still too young and understandably not skilled enough. ”
Seeing that Shao Dong shook his head and said that this was not what he wanted to ask, Angel showed a look of embarrassment, and it seemed that she had obviously guessed what Shao Dong wanted to ask.
"I wanted to ask you this question last time, but I never got the chance. Shao Dong walked to Angel's side with a serious expression, held her shoulders with both hands, and stared straight into her eyes, "How did you switch freely between poor breasts and **, just with this technology, I still have to work hard as a lawyer in the human world." ”
Unexpectedly, Angel, who didn't expect Shao Dong to ask such a sentence, lowered her head violently, and spit out a word from between her teeth, "Get out!"
While muttering rudeness, Shao Dong walked to the other side and looked blankly at the girls around him. In this desert, the girl in the white dress is particularly eye-catching, and in the face of this strange environment, the girl is at a loss to pace in place. It looks like I want to leave here, but I don't dare to leave.
Walking in front of the girl, Shao Dong showed a gentle smile and said softly: "Hello, the people who just arrived here are very confused, but I can answer all your doubts." ”
Strictly speaking, Shao Dong has perfectly interpreted the word harmlessness of humans and animals in both his expression and tone, but the girl immediately took a few steps back after looking up at Shao Dong, looking at him with a wary face.
At this time, Angel also walked over, stretched out her finger and shook her head helplessly.
Shao Dong looked down and found that he was still wearing a hospital gown, and with his current dress, the girl didn't shout for help or directly slap him.
"Is there a way to change your dress!" Shao Dong hugged Angel and turned around sharply and asked in a low voice.
"There's a way, but it's a drain on sin. ”
Without waiting for Angel to finish speaking, Shao Dong immediately said: "You can change it! You first change me into a serious dress, and I will give you a commission when I turn around!"
Shao Dong, who basically didn't know anything, instinctively didn't want the case in hand to be ruined like this, so he could only use the case that he didn't know how many guilt points he could get, and Shao Dong also deliberately ignored the unknown situation that this girl didn't use herself to help her.
Angel, who always felt that this matter was unreliable, finally changed herself and him into normal clothes with a snap of her fingers after Shao Dong said the three or seven accounts. After tidying up his appearance, Shao Dong muttered a little dissatisfaction, and then turned around and walked towards the girl again.
It's understandable to think about it, just snap your fingers and take 30% of the benefits, and replace it for anyone who feels unacceptable. According to Shao Dong's idea, even if you make a show and recite a few spells and add some sound and light special effects or something, at least let him feel that he will not lose 30% of it!
However, Shao Dong has no time to explain to Angel how to meet the needs of users while taking into account the user's psychological feelings.
"Don't be afraid, little girl, I'm a lawyer! You may be full of question marks right now, but they will become exclamation marks after I explain. But I want you to think carefully about what I'm going to say, because it's about where you're going to spend the rest of your time. ”
This time, Shao Dong deliberately said that he was mysterious and secretive, and he wanted to stop talking, but because of his preconceived notions, coupled with the fact that the girl saw Shao Dong suddenly disguise like Sailor Moon transforming, now Shao Dong has been upgraded from a pervert with a bad brain to a pervert with a bad brain and a weird metamorphosis everywhere.
Just when Shao Dong was about to imitate the scene when Angel informed him of his death, the girl signed the contract first, a lazy male voice suddenly sounded from the side: "Lin Mengqi, 24 years old, committed suicide and died." ”
As the male voice sounded, behind the girl appeared a young man with a shirt tied only two buttons, revealing his strong chest. Casually put down the small notebook in his hand, and the man saw Shao Dong in front of the girl, with a surprised look on his face.
"Have you started to rob people for a little bit of sin these years? I said, brother, do you know the rules? Every sinner who comes to hell will have a special god of death to deal with their affairs, and it is punishable to break the rules if you take life at will. ”
The young man looked at Shao Dongzheng babbling with curiosity on his face, suddenly took a few steps forward, and then snorted coldly with disdain on his face.
"Cut! It's not death, it's just a little mess in the human world, how did you get here?
In the face of this man's ridicule, Shao Dong smiled indifferently, and then stretched out his hand to him, "Hello, I'm Shao Dong, and I'm a lawyer by profession." Personally, I think there is still controversy about Lin Mengqi's death, so I am recommending my business to her. ”
Lin Mengqi, who was the main party, didn't say a word at this time, just tried to think about the man's words, "Did I commit suicide?" The things that had happened gradually began to wake up, and a deep knife mark appeared on her wrist with a hiss.
"Lin Mengqi, if you don't want to die yet, I may be able to help you, but you need to sign a contract first. Seeing the scars on Lin Mengqi's wrists, Shao Dong hurriedly said, and at the same time stretched his hand back and roared: "Take the contract!"
"It's a contract. With Shao Dong having an extra piece of paper in his hand, a timid voice sounded behind him. Shao Dong looked back and found that the majestic Angel had once again become a barren version.
This magical conversion speed made Shao Dong want to study her body carefully, but neither the current environment and situation nor that immature face were suitable for doing this, so Shao Dong could only give up for the time being.
But he vowed to find out this difficult secret, after all, according to Angel, it is likely that the two of them will be together for a long time in the future. He didn't want to rise up one day and push Angel all of a sudden, and find that there was a little Lori next to him, and this kind of stimulation would definitely make him give up any charming ideas from now on.
Just after Shao Dong took the contract handed over by Angel, the lazy man suddenly burst out laughing, "Lawyer, you are the guy who won Lord Lucifer in the court game, it seems that you don't seem to understand the current situation." But it doesn't matter, since you want to play, I'll play with you and sign a contract with her. ”